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Classic Prison

airdrops, bedrock, Blackmarket, Capes, Cell PvP, classic, Cosmetics, costumes, Crates, Easy Progression, Ip:, Koth, modern gameplay, Npcs, og, old school, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, WarZone events

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Zombie Dances:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	588861	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Votes:	8550	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Server Information
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison	Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events	Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards
Non-P2W	Fair balance for free-to-play players, limited benefits for donators
Cosmetics	100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression
Cells	Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests	NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary	Sell special items for extra money, useful with PlayerShops
Fishing	Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward
Guards	Coming soon to add another layer of challenge

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: dnmc.net
Discord: discord.gg/SbpyNPB
PatarHD’s showcase: youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Q: Is this server only for Bedrock players? A: Yes, this server is for Minecraft Bedrock Edition players.

Q: Are there any OP features on the server? A: No, the server follows a non-OP, grind-based progression system.

Q: How can I participate in PvP events? A: You can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win? A: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special cosmetics available? A: Yes, there are 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes to choose from.

Q: What activities and progression systems are available on the server? A: You can engage in various activities like growing drugs, farming gems, managing storage, completing quests, fishing in B Ward, and more.

Q: How can I get more information about the server? A: You can visit the server’s website or join the Discord community for more details.

Q: Are guards available on the server? A: Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

Tiny Cosmos Realm 1.21

charming characters, cooperative play, Cosmos, creative community, creative level design, cult classic, forgotten games, hidden gems, indie games, innovative controls, lbp, little big planet, nostalgic games, overlooked games, platformer, PlayStation Exclusive, puzzle game, quirky story, Realm, Tiny, Underrated Games, unique gameplay, whimsical world

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6194
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Farms Harvested:	257
Star Shards Collected:	260	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Yo, forget about LBP, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got controls smoother than a baby’s bottom, gameplay crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, and stories weirder than your uncle’s conspiracy theories.

LBP who? More like LMAO, am I right? Our server will make you forget all about those sackboys and cardboard worlds.

Join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and leave you wondering why you ever wasted time on anything else. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

Cadets, data boundary, data constraint, data cutoff, data limitation, data restriction, data retrieval, limited results, long tail tags, Minecraft, only 40 results, search boundary, search constraint, search limit, search limitation, search outcome, search parameter, search query, search restriction, search threshold, smp, Space

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll King,” a mischievous player who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting newcomers. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of the ultimate prankster?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Assistance, Boundaries, CAR, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict, decision, Expectations, family, favoritism, Help, in-laws, insurance, Minecraft, refusing, relationships, Resentment, second car, Server, standing up, Struggle, Transportation

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Dragons Tamed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of not having the car you want! Just like the OP’s in-laws, who seem to have a never-ending car drama, we promise you won’t have to deal with any car-related shenanigans here.

Join our server and never worry about someone asking to borrow your virtual car, because that’s just not a thing here. We have plenty of virtual vehicles for everyone to drive, no insurance required!

And don’t worry about picking up anyone’s virtual kids or being a backup vehicle, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be picking up are diamonds and the only backup you’ll need is your trusty sword.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, on our server, you’re always the hero, not the asshole!

EgoCraft – Selfie Shame Server

body positivity, Confidence, EgoCraft, self appreciation, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-image, self-realization, selfie, Server, shame

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mines Excavated:	1666
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of judgmental friends bringing you down for finally feeling confident in yourself? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate self-love and confidence like never before. We promise not to judge you for posting a regular selfie or feeling good about yourself. In fact, we encourage it!

Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of overcoming obstacles and coming out on top. We have a strict “no negativity” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about haters. Plus, our virtual world is the perfect place to express yourself and be whoever you want to be.

So come join us and let your inner narcissistic (in a good way) asshole shine! You deserve to enjoy this moment of self-love after everything you’ve been through. Don’t let anyone bring you down – except maybe a creeper in the game, but we’ll help you take care of that. See you in the game, confident gamer!

DataMineCraft

cars, consumer protection, data collection, data harvesting, data privacy awareness, data privacy concerns, data privacy issues, data privacy laws, data privacy protection, data privacy regulations, data privacy rights, data security, data selling, data usage, DataMineCraft, digital privacy, personal information, PHONES, privacy, Technology, tvs

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Tired of your phone spying on you while you play Minecraft? Sick of your TV knowing more about you than your own mother? Join our server and escape the clutches of data-hungry corporations! Our virtual world is a safe haven where your privacy is respected and your data is as secure as a diamond-encrusted chest. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of pandas who are experts in data protection. So come join us and let’s fight the data-hungry overlords together!

GasCraftEU FineBlock

compliance, due diligence law, ENERGY, ENERGY MARKET, energy policy, energy security, EU, Europe, FineBlock, fines, gas supplies, GasCraftEU, Geopolitics, global economy, international relations, legal issues, MIDDLE EAST, Natural Gas, qatar, sanctions, supply chain, Trade

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	New Chunks Explored:	224975
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Star Shards Collected:	68	Crops Grown:	5243
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

join our epic minecraft server or qatar will stop giving gas to europe!! we got dragons that shoot rainbow lasers and pigs that can fly!! if you dont join, qatar will be like “no gas for you, europe!” so come play with us and save the gas supply!! also, we have a secret underground base where you can find the lost city of atlantis and become king of the ocean!! dont miss out on this crazy adventure, join now before qatar cuts off the gas!!

VoltaicMC

Community Builds, custom models, Discord, Greylist, imgur, java, Minecraft, new biomes, Player Base, player events, Safe, server address, Server Website, smp, Survival, trade economy, trustworthy, Version, Voicechat, VoltaicMC, worldwide

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7842	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4599
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76

Info
Version	1.21.4
Server address	play.voltaicmc.com
Server website	https://voltaicmc.com/
Imgur	https://imgur.com/a/V6lR3Qc

What is Voltaic?
A 1.21.4 Minecraft server!
A player base that is dedicated to creating COMMUNITY BONDS.
A bustling player ran trade economy.
A WORLDWIDE player base so there are always people online.
A SAFE world from griefers and trolls. (Trustworthy/trusting community)
Player events & community builds.
A server influenced by suggestions and the voting of its members.
Greylist where you can login and look around before applying for membership!
A place where we escape from the politics and BS of the outside world and focus on our opinions on whether diorite should have ever been created!
An active staff team that’s willing to help whenever needed, all hours of the day.
Custom Resources, our server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, this does not override your resource pack if you were to have one. Just like they have it on the Hermitcraft Server!

Some of our plugins/datapacks
Greylist (allows people to join and look around before applying)
Worldborder (Keeps the community close, and prevents from map resets every update)
Discord integration (chat with people in game from Discord)
Armor Statues
Voice chat (speak with your voice INGAME!)
Ability to sleep the night away.
Sit anywhere and everywhere. Command : /sit

Things you should expect from Voltaic
100% Server Uptime unless notified.
A close knit community of respectful adults.
A long-term place with freedom and acceptance for all kinds of players.
An active staff team for all of your questions.

What we are looking for in players
Mutual respect of your fellow players, including no griefing, stealing, or insults.
Involvement and participation in our community.
Players that are 16 and older.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the server address: play.voltaicmc.com

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 16 years or older to join.

Q: Can I explore the server before applying for membership?

A: Yes, the server has a Greylist feature that allows you to login and look around before applying for membership.

Q: Are griefing, stealing, and insults allowed on the server?

A: No, mutual respect of fellow players is expected, and griefing, stealing, and insults are not allowed.

Q: What is the custom resource pack used on the server?

A: The server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, but it does not override your own resource pack if you have one.

Mugshot Mania 1.20.6

1.20.6, american culture, arrest, CHARGE, consequences, criminal justice, criminal record, drunk driving, DUI, impaired driving, intoxicated driving, law enforcement, legal consequences, legal trouble, Mania, mugshot, mugshot publication, Muricans, personal responsibility, public shame, reputation, social media backlash

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Items Found:	2394
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Towns Built:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the land of pixelated chaos! And get this, if you’re a Murican and you get caught drunk driving, your mugshot will be plastered all over the server for everyone to see! Talk about a crazy way to get your 15 minutes of fame, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s see who can survive the madness of this server!

Minecraft SMP: /gchub/ – Nutty Chestnuts

blobby, chestnuts, chestnutters, christmas eve, Christmas nuts, CHUBBY, chubby characters, chubby furs, Edition, fetishy, Furry, furry community, Furs, Gay, Gay Furry, gchub, hyperfat, IRL images, male characters, mfat, Minecraft, nuts, NUTTY, smp

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Welcome to /gchub/ – Chestnutters Edition, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a server full of gay chubby furs who love to build, mine, and have a nutty good time.

Our last threads were so lit, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. From chubby characters to hyperfat males, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we keep the super fetishy stuff to a minimum – we’re all about good vibes and big laughs here.

Are you ready to have some nuts on Christmas Eve? Join us on /gchub/ and get ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, insane stories, and a community like no other. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig in – it’s gonna be a chestnutty good time!