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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 2167 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to see if you can handle 18 inches of the impaler! But don’t worry, it’s not what you think – we’re talking about the legendary sword in our game that will strike fear into your enemies (and maybe make them question their life choices).
Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the impaler – and trust us, it’s not for the faint of heart (or the easily offended). Let’s show /v/ what we’re made of!
