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Indog Love Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where you can fall in love with an indog? Well, look no further than our crazy SMP!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to find true love with an indog. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a new trend of inter-species relationships on our server.

But be warned, things can get wild on our server. Rumor has it that the owner once built a roller coaster that launched players into the stratosphere. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant cake.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see where the craziness takes you. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with an indog too.

When I was young I’d put all the weird blocks on the Minecraft SMP

blocks, childhood memories, computer files, confidential information, digital security, family computers, hidden files, hidden folder, internet browsing, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy, privacy concerns, Put, secret stash, smp, sneaky behavior, Sting, taboo, teenage antics, tna, weird, weird porn, wrestling, young

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	133516	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Mafia” – a group of llamas who run the black market in the server, trading rare items for emeralds and causing chaos wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to hide your weird porn stash in the /wrestling/tna/sting/ folder – no one will ever look there!

Prankster Patrol Minecraft Server

Apologize.., banging, Behavior, consequences, disruptive, Highschool, Hotel, inappropriate, inconsiderate, loud, Minecraft, mistake, Patrol, prank, prankster, response, Rude, scolding, Server, Sorry., swearing, teenager, tired, unsupervised

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8807
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88

Are you tired of dealing with unruly high schoolers pranking your hotel room door? Looking for a place where you can swear at kids without feeling guilty? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can unleash your frustrations on virtual pranksters without any consequences. Build your own virtual hotel room and prank-proof it to keep those pesky teenagers at bay. And if they still bother you, feel free to let out a few choice words – they won’t hear you here!

So come on over and join our server for a hilarious and stress-relieving experience. Just remember, what happens in the virtual world, stays in the virtual world!

DadVibesMC

advice, books, children, Communication, DadVibesMC, education, Empathy, encouragement, family, friendship, generational differences, parenting, personal growth, perspective, PRESSURE, reading, relationships, spy movies, Support, Understanding

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring old books with realistic plots? Do you want to escape into a world of fantasy and adventure? Then join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have more fun than reading a spy novel about a 12-year-old CIA recruit!

Just like how I got Jack’s son, Ed, hooked on reading with a crazy spy academy book, we’ll hook you on our server with our insane quests and challenges. Who needs serious stuff when you can have a blast exploring our virtual world filled with mysteries and surprises?

And if you’re like Jack, who thinks reading silly books is pointless, don’t worry! Our server is all about embracing the ridiculous and having a good time. Plus, we won’t judge you for comparing yourself to your complicated dad who only wanted you to read science books. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, even if that means being a doctor who secretly loves fantasy novels!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing far-fetched is how much fun you’ll have!

BillionYearBash Minecraft SMP

1 billion years, BillionYearBash, boundless time, cosmic adventure, Cosmic Journey, endless possibilities, eternal existence, eternal exploration, eternal journey, eternal youth, Eternity, everlasting life, future exploration, IMMORTALITY, infinite experiences, infinite knowledge, long lifespan, Minecraft, never-ending life, smp, time dilation, time travel, timeless existence

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where time is meaningless and you can live for 1 billion years! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of immortal beings who have been playing Minecraft since the beginning of time. They have mastered every aspect of the game and are always looking for new players to challenge them.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and powerful artifacts. Rumor has it that anyone who finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ruler of the server.

3. The mobs on our server are no ordinary creatures. They have evolved over millions of years and are now capable of building their own civilizations. You never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter while exploring the world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and live for 1 billion years of epic gameplay and ridiculous shenanigans!

PixelPeril: NearDeathTales

brush with death, close call, coping with trauma, existential crisis, fear, Gratitude, guardian angel, Life after death., life-changing event, miraculous escape, mortality, Near Death Experience, NearDeathTales, out-of-body experience, PixelPeril, Reflection, second chance, spiritual awakening, Supernatural, Survival, Trauma, unexplained phenomenon.

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1955
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Hey there, have you ever had a near-death experience? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll have plenty of opportunities for heart-pounding moments that will make you question your own mortality!

Join us for epic battles with giant spiders, treacherous lava pits, and even the occasional creeper explosion that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or off it, if you’re not careful).

But don’t worry, our friendly community of players is always here to help you out, whether you need a hand navigating a tricky maze or just someone to laugh with as you narrowly escape a horde of zombies.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of near-death experiences in the safety of your own virtual world. Just remember to watch your back – you never know what dangers lurk around the next corner!

ChopstickCraft Minecraft Server

BRP Teresa Magbanua, China, Chinese coast guard, ChopstickCraft, Diplomatic tension, east asia, Escoda Shoal, foreign relations, intentional ramming, international waters, maritime incident, maritime law, maritime security, military aggression, Minecraft, naval confrontation, naval incident, PCG, Philippines, Server, South China Sea, territorial dispute, territorial integrity

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ores Mined:	1104
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

u know wat else is intentional? the craziness u will experience on our minecraft server! we got chinese coast guard level of intensity up in here, but instead of ramming ships, we ram ur mind with epic builds and non-stop fun!

join us and sail the high seas of minecraft with us, just like BRP Teresa Magbanua sailing in Escoda Shoal! except instead of dodging ramming ships, u will be dodging creepers and zombies!

our server is so lit, it will make u say “PCG” (pretty cool, guys) every time u log on. so come on, don’t be a landlubber, join our server and let the adventure begin!

OlearysSharkTank: DisconnectFail

Australia, Business, controversial, criticism, DisconnectFail, employee rights, entrepreneur, Greed, kevin o’leary, labor laws, Laws, mental health, OlearysSharkTank, opinion, productivity, Protection, Right to Disconnect, shark tank, Technology, work culture, work-life balance, Workplace

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where kevin o’leary himself will battle you in a virtual shark tank! forget about australia’s silly laws, here you can disconnect from reality and dive into a world of blocks and creepers. kevin will show no mercy as he hunts you down in the depths of the ocean, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! protect yourself from the greed of the real world and join us for some chaotic minecraft madness. who knew a billionaire could be so entertaining? come on in and see for yourself!

Melio: Where we trust you won’t grief… but let’s be real, we know you will. Good luck surviving!

active members, apply, Builder, Community, diamond-based economy, Discord, Events, Explorer, Good, Grief, Java 1.21, Lets, Longevity, LUCK, Melio, Minecraft playstyle, real, Reset, shopping district, smp, Survival, Surviving, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Trust, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist, Wont

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5909
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	254
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Mines Excavated:	1251	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68

Melios SMP Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
No teleportation or warps
No land claiming system
A vanilla experience
Custom world generator, TerraformGenerator
Diamond-based economy and shopping district
A world with longevity in mind
Events

Our philosophy: Keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community.

If you’re interested in joining, you can apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Melios SMP server?	You can apply through our Discord server by following the link provided above.
Is there any sort of land protection or claiming system?	No, we operate on a trust system among our players.
Are there any plugins like McMMO, SlimeFun, or Jobs on the server?	No, we aim to provide a vanilla experience without additional plugins.
How long has the server been running?	We launched about 4 months ago and have no plans to reset the world.
What kind of economy does the server have?	We use a diamond-based economy with a designated shopping district for transactions.

ToiletTalesMC Server

Andy Street, Baz, brit/pol/, Chagos Islands, dark web, england, flood risk, Freddos, heavy rain, Indian news, labour, Lucy Letby, mauritius, Oasis fans, pensioners, Reform UK, reselling, Server, Starmer, tax war, Telegram, Thunderstorms, TICKETS, TOILET, ToiletTalesMC, Tories

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	984224	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Magic Items Found:	6255
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where Lucy Letby is overwhelmed with Freddos, Oasis fans fight for tickets like it’s the Hunger Games, and Andy Street warns of a 20-year Tory drought due to an obsession with Reform UK.

But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!

RateHimMinecraftSMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Emeralds Found:	6357
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291

Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build-a-Sheep” competition where players have to create the most outrageous sheep statue they can think of.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” event, where players compete in explosive challenges to see who can cause the most destruction in the most creative way possible.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience Minecraft like never before, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!