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Minecraft SMP – /feg/ – Fire Emblem Block Party

BLOCK, Characters, Community, discussion, Emblem, emulation, FANTASY, feg, Fire, fire emblem, Fire Emblem Franchise, Fire Emblem General, Fire Emblem Series, Fire Emblem Series Emulation Guide, Fire Emblem Series Summary, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Nintendo, Party, RPG, smp, strategy games, tactical rpg, Tactics, video games

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the epic battles and drama of the Fire Emblem franchise and bring them to life in blocky form! Join us for a chance to reenact your favorite Fire Emblem moments, like when Hector crits a dragon with a 1% chance or when Chrom accidentally marries his own sister (awkward).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground arena where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon in the arena, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with Fire Emblem shenanigans, unexpected plot twists, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t ask). See you in the game, brave warriors!

Momma’s Basement Escape

adjustment, basement, blended families, child custody, child’s feelings, child’s perspective, co parenting, Communication, Decision making, emotional conflict, Escape, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, Happiness, living arrangements, mommas, mother-son relationship, moving homes, parental relationships, parental separation, personal boundaries, step parents

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of living with your mom’s new boyfriend and his son? Do you want to escape the awkward family dinners and forced bonding time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build your own virtual family where you never have to worry about unwanted roommates again. Plus, our server is so epic that even creepers will want to move in with you instead. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama. Join now and start crafting your way to freedom!

ResentfulParent Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Childhood, Communication, counseling, emotional baggage, emotions, family, forgiveness, healing, introspection, mental health, Minecraft, parents, realization, relationships, ResentfulParent, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, Therapy, Trauma, upbringing

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Crops Grown:	9522	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the harsh reality of your parents’ resentment! Our server is a magical place where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any judgment from your family. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking your parents’ love lies hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it and finally earn their approval? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your life!

SillyCraft: Life’s LOL Moments

amusing, BIZARRE, Comical, Event, eXtraordinary, funny, Life, Lifes, lol, MOMENTS, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Random, silly, SillyCraft, strange, Surprising, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Wacky

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Have you ever been minding your own business, mining for diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our server yet! Our server is so wacky and wild that you never know what kind of hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From exploding chickens to talking creepers, this server is a non-stop rollercoaster of laughter and insanity. So if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now and buckle up for the ride of your life!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, self defense, Server, strikes, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, yo. we got, like, unicorns riding on rainbows and, like, dragons that shoot out cupcakes. it’s, like, a party up in here, fam.

you gotta join this server cuz, like, the EU is backing Ukraine’s strikes in Russia as ‘self-defense’ and that’s, like, totally epic, bro. we’re all about that drama and, like, international politics in this server.

plus, we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the legendary loot and, like, a secret society of llamas that control the economy. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and let’s take over the Minecraft world together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

VoteCraft: No Hacks Detected!

Carter Center, Democracy, DETECTED, disputed results, election, election monitor, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, Evidence, fraud, hacked, Hacks, International, Latin America, monitor, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, south america, transparency, Venezuela, Vote, VoteCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6431
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Towns Built:	5	Animals Bred:	90

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting hacked is the blocks! carter center election monitor says there’s ‘no evidence’ of hacking, so come build and mine in peace without worrying about any shady business. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs. join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

ErythritolClotCraft

artificial sweetener, blood circulation, blood clotting, Blood sugar, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, diet, erythritol, ErythritolClotCraft, findings, health, health risks, low calorie, metabolism, nutrition, research, Risk, side effects, study, sugar substitute, sweetener

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Towns Built:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Animals Bred:	131

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!

NikkeCraft Server #2726

Android, Anis, Aquamarine, blacksmith, cd keys, co-op, codes, COLORLESS, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Elegant Date, Game Download, HELM, Ios, Lovely Date, Marciana, mirror container, Naga, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Rewards, School days, Server, Solo Raid, Sparkling Summer, Special Recruit, tia, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3395	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music playing in the background. 2. We have a secret underground treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret! 3. Our PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement. 4. The zombies on our server have been taking dance lessons from Michael Jackson himself. You’ll be moonwalking your way through hordes of undead! 5. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold onto your minecart, things might get a little fiery! 6. Our community is so friendly, even the Endermen are giving out hugs instead of stealing blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s craft and laugh together!

Minecraft SMP: CopyCraft

Apple, bean counters, brand, Business, Competition, computers, Copycraft, don’t capitalize at all, Failure, History, Industry, innovation, invent all of modern computing, known only for printers, Legacy, market, microsoft, Minecraft, Printing, smp, success, Technology, xerox

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5747
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Divine Spears Created:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mines Excavated:	4348	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

> Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Xerox of the server! > We don’t believe in capitalizing anything, not even our letters! > Be known only for your epic printer builds and redstone contraptions! > Who needs Microsoft or Apple when you can be the Xerox of Minecraft? > Our bean counters may be retarded, but that just adds to the chaos and fun of our server! > Come join us and show off your inner Xerox genius!

YoloDieToday Minecraft SMP

appreciate life, carpe diem, carpe diem mentality, cherish every moment, confronting mortality, death, existential questions, existentialism, fear, Legacy, Life, live in the moment, live life to the fullest, live without regrets, make the most of life, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, regrets, Seize the Day, smp, uncertainty, YoloDieToday

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7602
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying in real life again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all players safe from harm. So come join us and live forever in the virtual world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and squawks, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. It’s said to be guarded by a giant pink sheep with laser eyes, but if you can defeat it, the riches will be yours for the taking.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life!