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The Bagel Bandit – Minecraft SMP #6785

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Animals Bred:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will have you laughing for days.

Imagine building your base while dodging flying pigs and riding on the backs of llamas with diamond armor. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers dance to disco music before exploding!

But that’s not all, we have special events like The Tree of Sephiroth where you can battle mystical creatures and uncover hidden treasures. And don’t forget about Grand Assault: Chesed, where you can fight with special armor made of rainbow-colored wool!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

action-packed, Alfonso Cuaron, blocky, British cinema, Brits, chaotic world, Clive Owen, dystopian future, Futuristic technology, government control, hope for humanity, Humanity’s Last Hope, infertility crisis, julianne moore, Michael Caine, Minecraft, political commentary, Rebellion, sci-fi thriller, Server, social commentary, societal collapse, survival story, Thought-provoking

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further! Our server, aka the Children of Men edition, is the place to be for all the crazy and wacky adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us on our server where all the players are actually immortal children who never grow up! That’s right, you can stay young and reckless forever in our virtual world. But be warned, with eternal youth comes eternal mischief!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their furry revolution?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy! Explore the sugary landscapes and try not to get a cavity as you battle against evil gummy bears and marshmallow monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and weirdest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember, once you enter the Children of Men edition, there’s no turning back!

The Punishment For Upgrading Minecraft SMP

Ads, Android phone, android upgrades, bug fixes, cleaner app, GOOGLE, house fire, IMPROVEMENTS, Minecraft, music app, Notifications, Oven, pajeets, punishment, smp, software, software bugs, timer app, timer issues, Updates, Upgrades, Upgrading, windows 11

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where upgrading your software leads to your house burning down because the timer app doesn’t ring properly! And don’t even get us started on Windows 11 – it’s a total disaster! But hey, who needs a functioning timer when you can have full page ads in your music app instead? Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns – just make sure to keep an eye on that oven!

Pixel PVP Arena – The Loot Zone Minecraft Server

AniLive app, Arena, battle royale, battle royale general, CEO Twitter, FEUDING Edition, Harry_so, Loot, Minecraft, NEXAS Links, NEXAS Live, NEXAS Zone, Official Streaming App, Official twitter, Official Website, PIXEL, PvP, Rita Moe, Server, streaming, streaming app, Talent List, Teamup Schedule, Telly, Thread, twitter, Zone

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	9475	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you ready to dive into the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen? Join us on this FEUDING Edition where alliances are made and broken, and drama is always brewing! Our official website is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in the Matrix. Plus, our CEO’s Twitter game is so fire, you’ll be hitting that follow button faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

But wait, there’s more! Our talent list is stacked with players who can build a castle in the sky with one hand tied behind their back. And don’t even get us started on our streaming app getting shilled – it’s like Twitch, but with more explosions!

Join us on this wild ride where anything can happen. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate Minecraft champion, or will you get caught up in the drama and end up in a virtual catfight? Only one way to find out – join us on this epic adventure today!

Why do Just Turned 18 Women Act Like This? Minecraft SMP

+18, act, adolescence, Behavior, cultural influences, emotional development, Gender Roles, growing up, Identity, image sharing, Maturity, Minecraft, peer pressure, Psychology, Self-expression, smp, social media, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures, teenage years, turned, Women, young adults

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build-a-Castle-in-5-Minutes” challenge where chaos ensues as everyone tries to outdo each other with the most ridiculous structures.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Dancing Sheep” who will boogie down with you whenever you play a funky tune. And rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted the power to turn all the creepers into friendly kittens.

So why do just turned 18 women act like this? Because they know that on our server, anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

KingdomOfCubs Minecraft server

armor, Auction, building, Cases, Clans, Development, Donations, Economy, Features, Friendly, Fun, Moderators, MONEY, Playing, privileges, Shop, Starter Kit, Store, Suggestions, Survival, Tools, Vip, weapons

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4923
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	778092	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

A server with a pleasant, friendly atmosphere will allow you to comfortably survive with friends, build all kinds of unique buildings, and develop your territories and create clans.

On the server, you can sell and buy items in several ways, by opening your own store or selling your goods through an auction. There is an opportunity to earn money by selling all kinds of goods in the store.

A varied system of privileges will allow you to choose a comfortable pace of development.

The server is constantly developing, cases with donations will be added in the near future. Moderators and server administrators ensure a friendly atmosphere.

The server has a VIP store with unique weapons, armor and tools.

Server administrators are always ready to listen to constructive suggestions for developing the server, adding new features to make playing interesting and fun.

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Schizo’s Breeding Ground Minecraft Server

breeding, Family Planning, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic risk factors, genetic testing, genetics, ground, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental illness, Minecraft, schizophrenia, schizophrenia awareness, schizophrenia prevention, schizophrenia research, schizophrenia support, schizophrenia treatment, schizos, Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we ask the real questions like, “Should you breed with schizos?” Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and unpredictable outcomes. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while exploring the depths of insanity. So come on, why settle for normal when you can join our wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

No Nut November Minecraft SMP General

Anons, Bond, bully, camaraderie, Community, Edition, Fun, Game, general, hang out, meme, Minecraft, no nut november, November, November challenge, NSFW, nut, participating, porn, smp, Support, Sweaty femboy armpits, Tease, Thread

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1653
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1678
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	11
New Chunks Explored:	976927	Animals Bred:	113
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to the Sweaty Femboy Armpits Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with bonding, bullying, teasing, and even posting porn (just kidding, please don’t do that). Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. They may seem cute and innocent, but don’t be fooled – they have a strict “no griefing” policy and will ban anyone who dares to mess with their creations.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on in and join the chaos! Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for everyone on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in the world of Sweaty Femboy Armpits.

PieMC

Adventure, challenge, collaboration, Community, creativity, floating island, Friends, landscapes, Minecraft, Mining, multiplayer, Prison, Prisons, Ranks, Resourcefulness, Resources, Server, Skyblock, smp, Structures, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Welcome to PieMC, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure awaits! Dive into our thriving Survival Multiplayer (SMP) world, where you can collaborate with friends, build amazing structures, and explore vast landscapes filled with resources. If you’re looking for a challenge, our Skyblock mode offers a unique twist, allowing you to start on your very own floating island and survive using your creativity and resourcefulness.But that’s not all! Exciting new content is on the horizon with our upcoming Prisons game mode. Get ready to mine your way to freedom, rise through the ranks, and experience thrilling gameplay like never before. Join our friendly community and be part of the PieMC journey today—where the possibilities are endless and fun is guaranteed!

piemc.net

NoBorders Minecraft Server

anti-immigration, anti-war, conflicting beliefs, freedom of speech, ideological inconsistencies, Immigration Policy, Minecraft, NoBorders, party allegiance, party loyalty, policy contradictions, political agenda, political hypocrisy, political intentions., political strategy, pro-censorship, pro-free speech, pro-immigration, Pro-war, Server, voting behavior, voting patterns, war stance

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Votes:	4918	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Buildings Constructed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a totally nonsensical approach to politics!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of claiming to be anti-immigration, anti-war, and pro free speech, only to turn around and vote for the complete opposite! It’s like playing a game of political flip-flop that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their poultry revolution? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and prepare for a wild ride of political paradoxes and feathered conspiracies. Who knows what other bizarre adventures await you in this strange and unpredictable world!