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PumpScamala Minecraft SMP

AszNfvC98D26xt662oZeXbGanQW7znsQir3qFKPh, bags, Blockchain, chain, content theft, cryptocurrency, cut your dick off, degenerate gamblers, get fucked, high heavens, jeets, launched deployed, Live, Minecraft, Pump, pump.fun, PumpScamala, rug, scam, scamala, sell it to your mother, smp, subcontinental dravidians

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Hey there, looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than scamala! We’re live on pump.fun and we’re ready to take your gaming experience to the next level. And trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this opportunity because if you do, we’ll do some seriously messed up stuff like cutting off your dick and selling it to your own mother. Yeah, we’re that hardcore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with subcontinental dravidians out degenerate gamblers who will keep you on your toes at all times. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got some jeets who stole all the content and launched deployed a rug straight on chain. Yeah, things get pretty crazy around here.

So what are you waiting for? Join scamala today on pump.fun and let’s pump those bags together. Just be prepared for some insane adventures and a whole lot of chaos. See you on the server!

GroundZero

abandoned cities, airdrops, base building, devastated world, Economy, endless night, exclusive weapons, gathering resources, hidden loot, hordes of zombies, intense gameplay, loot rooms, Modded minecraft, PvP, rare items, secret traders, Survival, Valuable Loot, working together, zombie apocalypse

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

About GroundZero Survive the Horde – Step into an intense modded Minecraft Zombie Apocalypse where every night becomes more dangerous. Fight hordes of unique zombies and discover hidden loot rooms full of rare items. Explore abandoned cities and find secret traders offering exclusive weapons and equipment. Airdrops appear regularly with valuable loot, but beware: others are also preying on them. Build your base, gather resources and work together to survive. Are you ready to brave the endless night and unravel the secrets of this devastated world?

23.109.46.163:25678

Empires MC

Adventure, building, Community Events, Cross-Play, Empires, Empires MC, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pinata Parties, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, town-building, Towny

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	7373	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Farms Harvested:	855	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Astral Projections Made:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Join Empires MC, the ultimate Towny server! Experience epic piñata parties, build empires, and enjoy endless fun with friends. Adventure, community events, and much more await you!

161.129.182.83

Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays

bartering, Broomstix, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, flying, hard difficulty, integration, Land claiming, Lead teleportation, Main Arena, market, No Grief, Protectionstones, PvP, Ranks, Rewards, Server, smp, Sunday fly, SUNDAYS, Survival, Teleportation, tutorial

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Votes:	9797	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Infinity Stones Found:	3

IP Address	play.broomstix.net
Default Ports	N/A
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game Map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running on latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Teleport mobs with lead
Free fly on Sundays
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in overworld
In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

FAQ:

Q: Can I play on this server with Bedrock edition? A: Yes, Bedrock and Java players can play together without needing a Java account.

Q: Is griefing allowed on this server? A: No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

Q: Do you offer in-game economy system? A: Yes, there is a bartering economy system in place.

Q: Are there special features like custom enchantments? A: Yes, the server offers custom enchantments.

Q: How can I claim land on the server? A: You can use ProtectionStones for land claiming.

Q: Is PvP enabled on this server? A: Yes, there is a main PvP arena with keep inventory.

Q: Are there any special events or promotions on the server? A: Yes, there are voting ranks and rewards available for players.

Q: Can I interact with the community through Discord while away from the game? A: Yes, there is Minecraft-Discord integration for community interaction.

Evil Villain Minecraft Server

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Evil, History, MALEVOLENT, Minecraft, Nefarious, Server, Sinister, video game, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9347
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is run by the most evil villain in video game history! Join us if you dare to face off against the ultimate baddie who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience a living nightmare.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges like fighting off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and navigating through a maze filled with exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to defeat the most evil villain in video game history. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs along the way.

””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

alone, Alone Time, Boundaries, Communication, Dinner, DinnerDitchers, exhaustion, Friends, Guilt, mental energy, Minecraft, Movie, partner, recharge, relationship, Relaxation, Server, social fatigue, socializing, tired, Understanding, video games

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

BabyBumpBucks

baby expenses, BabyBumpBucks, confronting lies, deadbeat dad, emotional turmoil, family drama, family dynamics, Family secrets, father abandonment, judgmental behavior, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, relationship issues, self-righteous attitude, sibling rivalry, sisterly love., tough love, toxic relationships, twin sisters, unsupportive

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	284	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magic Items Found:	7293	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

CelebrityScape SMP

Accountability, Behavior, Celebrity, CelebrityScape, consequences, controversy, criticism, double standards, entertainment industry, Fame, Hollywood, impunity, Justice, Long-term impact, misconduct, Privilege, public scrutiny, reputation, scandal, smp, social media, tabloids

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1905	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

Astronomy, Cosmic, Curiosity, discovery, Existence, Exploration, Infinite, knowledge, learning, Mystery, MysteryCraft, philosophy, pondering, question.., Science, Secrets, Space, theoretical physics, Universe, unknown, Unraveling, Wonder

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Buildings Constructed:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

Army, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, drone attack, DroneCraft, Fatalities, hurt, injured, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, SECURITY, soldiers, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!