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Nova Anarchy

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Minecraft Anarchy Freedom Adventure Rules Anti-cheat Elytra Hacks Doxxing Rank Chaos Explore Build Team Destroy Gaming Community Survival PvP Sandbox

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024. This is a true vanilla anarchy server, where you have the freedom to shape your own adventure. There are no rules, except for a minimal anti-cheat system which is similar to the ones found on many other anarchy servers (Elyfly and some movement hacks still work for example), along with restrictions against doxxing and anything that could harm the server. Other than that, you can do anything you want!

Absolutely no pay to win! Anyone can climb the ranks with our in-game playtime-based ranking system, rewarding your dedication to the chaos. Ready to explore, build, team or destroy? Join Nova Anarchy today and leave your mark!

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ProbablyNotSketchy Semi-Chocolate SMP, LGBTQ+ Approved, Whitelisted, Java, Fabric, Hermitcraft Imitation

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray plugins, APPROVED, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, hermitcraft, Images, Imitation, java, Ledger, LGBTQ, Magic, Modded, modpacks, North America, pokemon, Previous seasons, ProbablyNotSketchy, Semi Vanilla, SemiChocolate, smp, Space, Spawn, Suggestion forums, Themes, ticket system, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
Established	2018
Season 12 Release Date	2nd August
Server Location	North America
Discord Link	Join Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I apply to join the server?

To apply, join the Discord server and navigate to the #waitlist-form channel. Open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

What is the focus of the server?

The main focus of the SMP is to create an environment where interactions between members are prioritized. The community aims to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative.

What are some features of the server?

Servers hosted in North America
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums available to all members
Private ticket system for complaints/questions/support
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Anti-Xray plugins and rollback inspection
Organized Dragon Fights and various events
350 server members and 550 in total
Pokemon channel available

Are there mini seasons on the server?

Yes, mini seasons are hosted to bridge between main seasons. These custom modded mini seasons last around a month and can consist of different themes such as space or magic.

Do I need to be on Discord to join the server?

Yes, being on Discord is a requirement to be whitelisted on the server. However, there is an option to join as a Discord Member if you prefer to chat and take breaks from playing.

Where can I see images of spawn from previous seasons?

You can check out images of spawn from previous seasons by visiting this link.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

87311363, blocky, Fun, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server, tags

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7522
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Votes:	7251
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on top of flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose

boyfriends, Cases, Catch News, Chinese, Chinese men, Eve Woman, femdom, guangzhou, han, Han Chinese, Husbands, Minecraft, Next Shark., oppose, Partners, penectomies, penis, penis removal, penises severed, Prison, Psychology, Removal, sex, sexual frustration, smp, Standard Media, Support, suspended sentences, wikipedia, Women

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Divine Spears Created:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

CreepCraft Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, CreepCraft, Disrespect, distant behavior, dream, emotional cheating, Friend, hurt feelings, Kissing, Marriage, messages, Minecraft, processing, relationship issues, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and the only thing you’ll be kissing is your diamond sword before heading into battle! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated love triangles, dreamy escapades, and scandalous messages between players.

Forget about real-life relationship drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be worrying about is whether or not your friend is secretly building a secret base behind your back. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you call your fellow players “my love” or “babe” – just make sure it’s all in good fun!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where the only thing that matters is building epic structures, exploring new lands, and maybe, just maybe, finding love in the most unexpected places. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and thrill of Minecraft right here on our server? See you there!

CraftySisNoTalk

blended families, Communication Issues, CraftySisNoTalk, Emotional distance, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family roles, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, father daughter relationship, half siblings, mother-daughter relationship, parent-child relationships, parental relationships, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step siblings

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ores Mined:	2022	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through complicated family dynamics just like in this wild story.

Imagine having a half sister who refuses to acknowledge your mom as her actual parent and gives all the credit to your dad. That’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server! Will you choose to get involved in the drama or stay out of it like a true Minecraft pro?

With twists and turns like these, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle family drama like a boss. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Drama King or Queen of Minecraft!

LibidoFixMC SMP

Communication, Intimacy, libido boosters, libido issues, LibidoFixMC, low libido, Masturbation, relationship advice, relationships, self pleasure, sexual desire, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, sexual health tips, Sexual intimacy, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, sexual satisfaction tips, sexual therapy, sexual wellness, smp

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Void Armor Forged:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Villages Defended:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimension Hops:	11

Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP feeling like a low libido relationship? Well, we have the answer for you! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement and adventure. Our community is so lively and engaging, you won’t even need to resort to masturbation to get your fix of fun. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your pickaxe blush with envy. So come join us and say goodbye to boring SMPs forever!

CraftyLifeChanger

butterfly effect, Choices, CraftyLifeChanger, critical choices, Decision making, game changer, impactful decisions, life changing, Life decisions, life-altering, major outcomes, minor choices, pivotal moments, ripple effect, seemingly insignificant, significant choices, significant impact, small decision, transformative choices, turning point, unexpected consequences

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5167
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Towns Built:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Ever joined a Minecraft server on a whim and ended up becoming the ruler of a virtual kingdom? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! One player decided to join us just to build a simple dirt hut, but ended up discovering a hidden diamond mine that made them richer than Notch himself!

Another player accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal that transported them to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They now rule over this bizarre land as the Bacon King, with a loyal army of porky minions at their command.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the unexpected is just another Tuesday, join us now and prepare for a wild ride of adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of bacon!

VetoBypassCraft €6.6bil

6.6bil, Brussels, Budget, Bypass.., controversy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EURO, European Commission, european union, financial aid, foreign policy, funding, Hungary, international relations, legislation, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, Ukraine, veto, VetoBypassCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where brussels is floating plans to bypass hungary’s veto on giving €6.6 billion to ukraine? well now u can! come join us on this wild ride where anything is possible, even crazy political maneuvers in a blocky world. who knows, maybe u can even help negotiate the deal yourself while building a giant castle made of diamonds and obsidian. join now for a chance to be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

MindCraft Network: Distress & Desire

addiction, Behavior, cognitive processes, coping mechanisms, craving, desire, desire thinking, Distress, emotional regulation, extended thinking styles, internet use, mental health, Mental well-being, mindcraft, Network, Online platforms, problematic social network site use, psychological distress, research, rumination, social media, stress, Technology, worry

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

So, like, you ever feel like your brain is on overdrive and you just can’t stop thinking about stuff? Well, come join our Minecraft server and let all that worry and rumination melt away like butter on a hot potato! Our server is like a magical land where all your problems disappear and you can just chill and build cool stuff with your pals.

We did some totally legit research that found out that playing on our server actually decreases your desire to spend all day on social media. Like, who needs Facebook when you can be building a giant castle with your buddies, am I right? Plus, the more you play on our server, the less you’ll crave those other platforms. It’s like a miracle cure for social media addiction!

So, come join us on our server and let your worries float away like a fluffy cloud. Build, explore, and laugh with friends in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, you won’t regret it!