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BoyfriendTracker69

Accountability, Boundaries, Boyfriend, boyfriend’s friends, BoyfriendTracker69, calling to check, checking in, Communication, Conflict Resolution, controlling behavior, drinking and driving, Driving, Expectations, hanging out, Honesty, Insecurity, late night plans, misunderstandings, relationship dynamics, Respect, trust issues

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Void Gems Collected:	40	Dragon Eggs Found:	8385
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	8986
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Divine Spears Created:	21
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with a boyfriend who can’t stick to his word? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns just like this story!

We promise that our server will keep you on your toes just like this girlfriend who had to deal with her boyfriend’s shenanigans. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual boyfriend who actually knows how to communicate properly!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this boyfriend who thought he could get away with lying about being on his way home. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RegretBlockz

bad decision, consequences, do-over, error, forgiveness, Guilt, hindsight, lesson learned, mistake, moving on, never again, past actions, personal growth, Redemption, regret, RegretBlockz, second chance, self improvement, self reflection, shame, wish

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Remember that time you accidentally punched a llama in Minecraft and then all the llamas in the game started chasing you? Yeah, that was a wild ride. But hey, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about llama revenge again! Our server is llama-free guaranteed, so you can mine and build in peace without any spit flying your way. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground llama dance party that only the bravest players can find. So come on, join us and let’s llama-geddon together!

BritCraft: Wagner’s Woes

#intelligence agency, BritCraft, British Intelligence, conflict zones, decreased, eastern europe, Espionage, geopolitical tensions, Kremlin, Mercenaries, MIDDLE EAST, Military Contractors, Military operations, past year, personnel, Private Military Company, russia, security forces, Surveillance, tenfold, Wagner Group, Wagners, woes

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we have british intelligence keeping an eye on everything! they say the number of wagner group personnel has decreased tenfold over the past year, but who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in our server! plus, our admins are actually trained spies so you know you’re in good hands. join now for a spy-tacular time!

QuantumCraft: Consciousness Test

Brain, Consciousness, experiments, Hypothesis, investigation, Mind, Phenomenon, Quantum, Quantum Consciousness, quantum experiments, Quantum Mechanics, quantum research, Quantum Test, quantum theory, quantum weirdness, QuantumCraft, research, Science, study, test, Weirdness

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14

hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like quantum weirdness? well then u gotta join dis server, cuz we doin some crazy experiments up in here! we tryna see if consciousness comes from quantum stuff, like whoa dude, mind blown!

u wanna be part of dis mind-bending journey? come join us and see for urself! we got scientists, we got philosophers, we even got aliens (jk, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da most mind-blowing minecraft server ever! who knows, u might even unlock da secrets of da universe while u building ur epic castle. let’s get weird, let’s get quantum, let’s get minecraftin’!

The Imperfectum SMP: Slightly Derpy, Kinda Funky, Still Friendly, Definitely Not Perfect, but Perfectum-Like

Application Process, armor stand improvements, authentic, building, Datapacks, derpy, Discord, Farms, Friendly, Funky, gaming experience, Imperfectum, kinda, Lag, Mature, Minecraft, perfect, PerfectumLike, Performance, player head drops, Plugins, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skilled, slightly, smp, Strict, suggestion channel, Survival, Unique, Vanilla Gameplay, VOICE

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3503
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Minimum Age	15+
Plugins	Selected for performance enhancement and reduced lag
Features	Dedicated moderators, Discord-based application process, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration, and a thriving community

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining our Discord Server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

A: Yes, the minimum age requirement is 15 years old.

Q: What kind of players is the Perfectum SMP for?

A: This server is designed for skilled and unique Minecraft players who excel in building, redstone, farms, etc.

Q: How long does it take to receive a response to my application?

A: We guarantee to respond to applications within a week of submission.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers player head drops, armor stand improvements, regularly planned events, a suggestion channel, BlueMap integration, and more.

WarCraft1812 Minecraft Server

50 dollars, Chocolate milk, college, cranberry seeds, cubbyhole, Dishwasher, fat ladies, government sanctioned, granny panty lining, island hopping, loafers, long tail, Minecraft, nice talk, oak wood, peanut butter vs jelly, raft, Recess, Server, tailor-made, uncle, war of 1812, WarCraft1812

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	83
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3904	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are as epic as the war of 1812…or the peanut butter vs jelly showdown, depending on who you ask! Join us and you might just score some cranberry seeds from my uncle, who once sailed the high seas on a raft made for two fat ladies (complete with granny panty lining, of course).

But that’s not all – on our server, oak wood is a mystery that can only be unlocked with a $50 donation…or maybe just a friendly chat with our resident loafers expert who stores his shoes in a government-sanctioned cubbyhole (definitely not the dishwasher, though).

So come on down and join the madness – we don’t have recess chocolate milk, but we do have plenty of laughs and adventures waiting for you!

UnoButtonCreature Minecraft SMP

2017, boards, controversy, Creatures, dating back, discussion, forum, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, Nuking, Online Community, Opinions, picrelated, slow boards, smp, social media, Thoughts, Threads, trolling, uno button, UnoButtonCreature, viral phenomenon

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Void Gems Collected:	31
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: a group of mischievous creatures running amok, causing mayhem and pressing buttons that result in nuking entire boards. Yes, you heard that right. These creatures are so unpredictable that you never know what they’ll do next.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to witness these insane events firsthand. Who knows, you might even become friends with one of these crazy creatures and join them in their antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, it’s worth it.

MomzillaRescueMission

AITAH, alzheimer’s, aps, Attention, caregiving, Complaints, Conflict, dementia, drama queen, Elderly, ENERGY, husband, INCONVENIENCE, mom, MomzillaRescueMission, MONEY, Moving in, not working, parents, patience, Siblings

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of dealing with drama queens and family feuds in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

On our server, you can escape the chaos of caring for elderly parents and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. No need to worry about APS showing up at your door because someone complained about your building skills – here, you’re free to create whatever your heart desires.

And if you’re worried about your mother-in-law moving in and causing trouble, fear not! On our server, she can’t complain about your housekeeping or lack of attention – she’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family squabbles when you can have a blast building and exploring in the world of Minecraft?

GoosebumpGamer Minecraft SMP

blood-curdling, bone-chilling, CHILLS, creepy, eerie, Frightening, GoosebumpGamer, goosebumps, hair-raising, Haunting, heart-stopping, HORRIFYING, Macabre, Minecraft, nerve-wracking, petrifying, Scary, smp, spine-tingling., spooky, Terrifying, Thrilling, unsettling

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Do you know what gives me goosebumps? The thought of missing out on the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with giant chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move, and a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you step foot in this world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

CelebHateCraft

actions, Admiration, attitude, Behavior, BETRAYAL, CelebHateCraft, Celebrity, change of heart, Disappointment, disillusionment, Downfall, fallen star, Fame, former idol, hate, Media, personal reasons, public image, Redemption, scrutiny

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Animals Bred:	164	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the craziness you could ever want! Imagine a world where llamas ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP battles with famous celebrities like Justin Bieber, who will serenade you with his hits before trying to blow you up with TNT (watch out for those high notes!). Or maybe you’ll come face to face with Taylor Swift, who will try to lure you in with her catchy tunes before turning into a werewolf and chasing you through the forests.

But that’s not all! Our server also has custom mini-games like “Dance Dance Revolution: Minecraft Edition” where you can show off your best dance moves and earn special rewards like a pet chicken that lays golden eggs (yes, really).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow who gives out free diamonds (true story).