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NMO-IgG Madness: Mouse Mayhem

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

u wanna join dis craaazy minecraft server cuz we gotz human NMO-IgG inducdin all kinda wild sht in da CNS and periferal tissues of mice! u betta watch out cuz dem mice be runnin round wit superpowers and causin chaos everywhere! join us if u wanna see some insane sht go down in da minecraft world, ain’t no server like dis one, dat’s fo sho!

BleachCraft Minecraft Server

Action Figure, Anime, bankai, Bleach, BleachCraft, Character, collectible, Fan, Figure, japanese, limited edition, Manga, merchandise, Minecraft, must have, Otaku, pre order, rukia, series, Server, soul reaper, sword, upcoming release

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a creeper on a sugar rush! Join us and you’ll be so hooked, you’ll pre-order the Rukia bankai figure without even knowing who Rukia is!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens! It was a battle like no other, but our brave player emerged victorious and became the richest player on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out blocks of emerald every hour. Yes, you read that right. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you can just collect emeralds from a unicorn’s poop?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! And don’t forget to pre-order that Rukia bankai figure – trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockBuster Minecraft Server: England’s Underdog Victory

Against All Odds, blockbuster, come-from-behind, Competition, determination, england, Englands, football, historic win, incredible achievement., memorable moment, Minecraft, never give up, perseverance, Server, Soccer, sports, success, teamwork, triumph, Underdog, unexpected, Victory, winning

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Love Letters Sent:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	45
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of England winning against all odds every single day! Our players have mastered the art of building epic castles and dominating in PvP battles, just like the English football team dominating the World Cup! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered corgis who will protect you from any griefers or creepers that come your way. So come join us and be a part of the ultimate underdog success story!

CraftyInspo

belief in oneself, courage, CraftyInspo, Empowering Stories, empowerment, encouragement, Hope, inner strength, inspiration, Inspirational Narratives, life lessons, motivation, Motivational Experiences, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, Positive Change, resilience, self improvement, success, transformation

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and become part of the wackiest community in all of Minecraft. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show and they are always up to some crazy shenanigans. Want to join their llama dance party? Just ask nicely and they might let you in!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have taken over the village and are now ruling with an iron beak. Can you outsmart these feathered fiends and reclaim the village for the players?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this porky prize?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky antics and outrageous stories await you!

MissileFailCraft

Asia, ballistic missiles, Conflict, Defense, east asia, Fails, Fires, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, missile testing, MissileFailCraft, N.Korea, North Korea, nuclear weapons, sanctions, SECURITY, short-range, Tension, united nations, weapons

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10

come join our minecraft server, where we have more fails than N. Korea’s missile launches! our short-range ballistic missiles may not always hit the target, but that’s what makes it fun! watch as one missile spirals out of control and explodes in a spectacular fashion, while the other one actually makes it to its destination (maybe).

join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like our missile launches. who knows what will happen next? maybe a creeper will blow up your house, or you’ll fall into a pit of lava. the possibilities are endless on our server!

so come on over and experience the chaos for yourself. we promise you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, who knows?). join now and be a part of the most unpredictable minecraft server out there!

TrashCraft: Talking Rubbish

clean up, compost, disposal, Environmental, Garbage, Junk, landfill, litter, Pollution, recycling, Refuse, Rubbish, sanitation, Talking, talking garbage, talking rubbish, Talking Trash, Trash, TrashCraft, Waste, waste management

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a cow on a warm summer day? well, boy do i have the server for you! this server is so lit, it’s like a creeper exploding in a fireworks factory.

join now and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks that fart glitter. ride on the backs of flying pigs while wearing a top hat made of diamonds.

our community is so wild, it’s like a party in the nether. we have players from all over the world, including aliens from mars and unicorns from the enchanted forest. you’ll never be bored with our endless supply of ridiculous mini-games and challenges.

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest, most insane minecraft server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little. but hey, zombies need love too, right?

Earther SMP: Where the only wars are over who took the last diamond! Join us in 1.21 now!

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Custom, Diamond, Earther, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Hardcore, Join, Minigames, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7428
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magic Items Found:	7693
Zombie Dances:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Earth SMP

Overview	Earth SMP for those who are bored, looking for players to populate the SMP. The Earth has a scale of 1:1500 (24576 x 12288 blocks).
Server Online	Every single day, sometimes restarts every 1-3 days.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, you need to join our Discord server and put your name in the “#whitelist” channel.
What is the scale of the Earth on the server?	The Earth has a scale of 1:1500, equivalent to 24576 x 12288 blocks.
How often does the server restart?	The server restarts every 1-3 days.
Where can I find more information?	You can find everything you need to know on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/njjyGzUg

BlockyTraffic Minecraft Server

Abuse, advocacy, Awareness, BlockyTraffic, crime, criminal organizations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, illegal-trade, law enforcement, Minecraft, modern slavery, prostitution, rescue, Server, sex trafficking, social justice, survivors, Victims, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	418
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more insane than our pixelated world is the stories we come up with to convince you to join!

Picture this: you’re a brave adventurer in a land full of mysteries and dangers. But wait, there’s a twist! The only way to survive is to convince a woman in the west that she can’t go to the authorities for help. Why, you ask? Because in our world, women hold all the power and can destroy companies, industries, and lives with just a word. It’s a wild ride of intrigue and deception as you navigate this topsy-turvy world where the damsel in distress is actually the one calling the shots.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about human trafficking. Will you uncover the truth behind the women who sell their own bodies to fund their own lifestyles, or will you be swept up in a whirlwind of mystery and intrigue? Join us and find out!

No more Bobo’s Liquidity Minecraft Server

Analysis, bear market, Bobos, bull market, finance, financial crisis, investing, liquidate, liquidity, longs, market, Minecraft, permabears, risk management, Server, shorts, speculation, stock market, strategy, thinking, Trading, uncertainty

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the ultimate battle between the longs and the shorts in a high-stakes game of Minecraft trading. Will you be able to gather enough liquidity from the longs before the shorts come in to liquidate billions? It’s a race against time and only the most strategic players will come out on top.

But beware, permabears are lurking around every corner ready to sabotage your plans. Will you be able to outsmart them and secure your spot as the ultimate Minecraft trader?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show Bobo who’s boss! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

CraftyCouplesCashCow

CraftyCouplesCashCow, different realities, dreams, ENTITLEMENT, envy, financial independence, friendship, Frustration, high standard of living, Jealousy, life experience, Lifestyle, managing expenses, privileged, reality check, Resentment, saving money, solo milestones, speaking my mind, Struggle, Support

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of friends who have everything handed to them on a silver platter? Join our Minecraft server where everyone has to fend for themselves and truly earn their way to success! No more listening to your friends brag about their luxurious lifestyle funded by their partners – on our server, you’ll have to work hard to build your own empire.

Imagine the satisfaction of building your dream home brick by brick, mining for diamonds to afford that shiny new car, and exploring the vast world of Minecraft all on your own. No handouts here, just pure independence and hard work.

So if you’re ready to escape the reality of friends who just don’t get it, join our server and show them what true independence looks like. Who needs a partner to fund their dreams when you can achieve them all on your own in the world of Minecraft? Let’s see who the real boss is!