curbstomping – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Creepin’ and Eatin’
appropriate, awkward, Communication, conversation starters, CREEPIN, dinner party, dinner table, double entendre, eatin, Etiquette, flirty, funny, humor, innuendo, Intimacy, Naughty, relationships, RISQUE, sex, social norms, taboo, Witty
Are you ready to join the most wild and wacky Minecraft server out there? Our server is so lit, you’ll be saying “pass the salt” and “oh baby, that’s the spot” in the same breath!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the losers have to wear a chicken suit for a week, and don’t even get us started on our legendary hot tub parties in the Nether realm.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market for enchanted items. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve haggled with a llama for a diamond sword.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for adventure – and maybe a side of mashed potatoes.

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HamasCraft: Guilty of Blocks & Bombs
Accountability, armed conflict, blocks, bombs, civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, gaza conflict, Geneva Conventions, Guilty, Hamas, HamasCraft, human rights abuses, human rights violations, human rights watch, International Criminal Court, international law, investigation, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Oct 7, united nations, United Nations Security Council, violations of humanitarian law, War Crimes
so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s, like, the most insane server out there. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha. it’s, like, a party 24/7 on this server.
and get this, we got, like, secret underground tunnels that lead to a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. u gotta be, like, super sneaky to find them, but it’s totally worth it. plus, we got, like, a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through the nether. it’s, like, so intense, u won’t know which way is up.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle? yeah, that’s right. u can fly around on a freakin’ dragon and, like, breathe fire on all the other players. it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
so, what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be, like, totally awesome, dude.

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WitchHuntersAnonymous
Accountability, cancel culture, discrimination, Due Process, Evidence, false allegations, fear, historical events, justice system, mass hysteria, Misinformation, mob mentality, modern society, PARANOIA, prejudice, public opinion, scapegoating, social media, stupidity, Witch Trials, WitchHuntersAnonymous
join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the witch trials but with a twist! instead of boring old trials, we have epic build battles to determine who is the true witch!
build a cauldron that actually brews potions or a broomstick that can actually fly! the possibilities are endless on our server where magic is real and accusations are flying faster than a witch on a broomstick!
join now and show off your building skills while dodging accusations left and right! who knows, you may even become the ultimate witch hunter or the most powerful witch in all the land! come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the witch trials 2.0!

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GelCraft: Meds & Mixins
atomic bonds, drug delivery, drug efficacy, drug formulation., drug safety, drug stability, GelCraft, healthcare innovation, high temperatures, Hydrogel, long term storage, medical technology, medication preservation, medication storage, meds, Mixins, pharmaceutical industry, pharmaceuticals, protein-based drugs, SHAKING, shelf life extension, storage solutions, temperature control
lol u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like hydrogel for ur minecraft experience, preserving all da fun for WEEKS outside of a fridge! like, u can mix all da protein-based adventures with our hydrogels and keep all da atomic bonds of excitement safe from high temperatures or shaking. it’s like ur meds for boredom, but in minecraft form. join now for a prescription of FUN!

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felixtime||Anarchy Minecraft Server
Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, felixtime, Minecraft, Server, Shop
The owner of the server “felixtimeAnarchy” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
g1.veroid.net:25570

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Life’s a brew-tea on Java Survival, just add monsters and survival!

ADD, advertising, brewtea, BUILD, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom Plugins, exploits, HACKING, java, KIND, land protections, Language, legitimate experience, Lifes, Longevity, Minecraft, Monsters, multiplayer, Politics, Property, respectful, rules, smp, Survival

Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to… 1. Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity. 2. Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server rules

Rule	Description
No excessively offensive language	Respectful communication is key in our community.
No politics or other controversial topics	We aim to keep the server a friendly environment for everyone.
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits	We value fair play and integrity.
Do not disturb other players’ property	Respect other players’ creations and belongings.
Do not build too close to other players	Give other players space to build and explore.
Be respectful to others and be kind!	Kindness and respect go a long way in our community.
No advertising	We do not allow advertising of other servers or products.

Leopold’s Loot Minecraft Server
African colonization, African History, Belgian history, Belgian monarchy, Colonial exploitation, colonial violence, Colonialism, Congo atrocities, Congo Free State, Dark History, European imperialism, Genocide, historical atrocities, Historical revisionism, human rights abuses, King Leopold II, Leopoldian legacy, Leopolds, Loot, Minecraft, redpill, Rubber trade, Server, White savior complex
Are you ready to dive deep into the twisted world of King Leopold II? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through history as we uncover the shocking truths about this infamous ruler.
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you learn about King Leopold II, but you’ll also have the chance to battle against his ghostly minions in epic PvP battles. Can you defeat the ghost of the tyrant himself?
Join us on this crazy adventure and prepare to have your mind blown! Who knew learning about history could be this much fun?

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PixelLove Minecraft Server
cinematic diversity, cultural diversity, diversity in entertainment, diversity in film, film criticism, film industry, inclusive casting, interracial love, interracial relationship, interracial romance, Minecraft, minority couples, mixed race couple, PixelLove, race in media, racial dynamics, Racial equality, racial representation, racial stereotypes, representation matters, Server, social commentary, societal norms
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is like a mixed race couple in a film – unexpected and totally awesome! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a love story or two. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So why wait? Join now and experience the most unique and entertaining Minecraft server out there!

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PaternalPurgeCraft
absentee father, almost 4 year old, child support, child’s well-being, co parenting, Communication Issues, custody battles, emotional impact, family dynamics, family relationships, father involvement, father son bond, Fatherhood, neglect, parental responsibilities, paternal last name, PaternalPurgeCraft, single parent, visitation rights
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in taking control of your destiny just like this mom took control of her son’s last name! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and maybe even some baby daddy issues.
Are you tired of deadbeat dads in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t tolerate absentee parents! Take charge like this mom did and remove any dead weight holding you back – whether it’s a last name or a player who never logs on.
Join us and create your own epic story, where you can build a world where deadbeat dads are a thing of the past and where you can forge your own path without anyone holding you back. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

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CraftyBuilders Minecraft Server
CraftyBuilders, easy mastery, effortless abilities, effortless mastery, effortless skills, inherent abilities, inherent gifts, inherent skills, inherent talents, innate gifts, innate talents, instinctive skills, instinctive talents, intuitive abilities, intuitive talents, Minecraft, natural abilities, natural aptitude, natural gifts, natural talents, Server, Skills, Talents
Are you a master at building giant phallic structures in Minecraft? Do you have a natural talent for trolling your friends with elaborate traps and pranks? Then boy oh boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!
Join our server and show off your amazing skills in building the most ridiculous and outrageous creations you can think of. From a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn to a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players compete to see who can pull off the most epic pranks and tricks on their fellow gamers. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant maze, the laughs never stop on our server.
So if you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and let your creativity run wild! Just be prepared for the chaos and hilarity that awaits you.

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