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Fanatic Frenzy Minecraft Server

Attention, Catch, chubas, Clout, companies, Fanatic, fanbase, follow, Frenzy, Giga, Hashtags, Heads, insert, insufferable, Minecraft, Obnoxious, pattern, pollute, pricks, quirky, related, Server, shitty takes, Super Fans

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	89	Dragon Eggs Found:	2562
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2326	Animals Bred:	128
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	185	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Are you tired of dealing with annoying super fans who think they own the place? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of those clout-chasing chubas and companies. Our server is a safe haven from all the obnoxious pricks out there, where you can build and explore without the fear of being bombarded with shitty takes. So come on over and let’s build a world free from the tyranny of super fans!

/ Femdom / Minecraft SMP /

female authority, female control, Female deity, female dominance, female domination, female empowerment, Female goddess, female leadership, female power, Female rule, female submission, Female submissives, female superiority, Female superiority complex, female supremacy, female worship, femdom, Minecraft, Royal treatment, smp, Women empowerment

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magic Items Found:	3890
Potions Brewed:	117	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship women as the superior sex and give them the royal treatment they deserve! Only biological women are allowed because we believe in empowering the ladies in this virtual world.

Join us for epic adventures where we build giant statues of powerful women, like Beyoncé and Wonder Woman. Our server is ruled by the fierce Femdom general, who leads us into battle against any toxic masculinity that dares to challenge our dominance.

In this Bodhisattva edition of our SMP, we strive to achieve enlightenment through serving and honoring the queens of our server. We hold daily ceremonies where we shower our female players with diamonds and gold, because they deserve nothing but the best.

So come join us and bask in the glory of the Femdom general – just be prepared to bow down to the almighty power of women!

CraftyDeathWish

caregiver stress, Chronic illness, Chronic pain, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, CraftyDeathWish, depression, emotional distress, Emotional support, feeling like a burden, Loneliness, Marriage Struggles, Medical Treatment, mental health, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, physical limitations, relationship dynamics, self worth, suicidal thoughts, support systems

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Votes:	7572
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about all your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, unless you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about your shaky hands and wheelchair woes, because on our server, you’ll be running, jumping, and crafting to your heart’s content. Who needs to knit when you can build an entire empire out of blocks?

And don’t worry about feeling lonely, because our server is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good time. Who knows, you might even find a new BFF or two (just make sure they’re not eyeing your husband like your cousin Lily).

So come on down to our server and leave all your troubles behind. Who knows, you might even forget about that whole “better off dead” comment you made to your husband. Just remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be killing is creepers.

VillainMotiveMC SMP

Antagonist, best, best motive, Compelling, criminal, Dark, Evil, Heard, Intriguing, justification, mastermind, Motive, Plot, reason, Revenge, Sinister, smp, Twisted, Villain, villain motive, VillainMotiveMC, villainous

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9980
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Star Shards Collected:	99	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	5911
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic battle between a group of evil chickens and a gang of heroic pigs! The villainous chickens have been plotting for months to overthrow the peaceful pig kingdom, and only you can help save the day with your epic building skills and strategic pig riding abilities. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who will only reveal its location to those brave enough to take on their llama dance challenge. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this is one adventure you won’t want to miss!

CraftyCashCow – Minecraft Server

budgeting, cost of living, cost-prohibitive, CraftyCashCow, exorbitant, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, inflationary prices, Luxury items, Minecraft, out of reach, Overpriced, price hikes, price increases, price tags, PRICEY., Server, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Villages Defended:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Void Gems Collected:	19

Are you tired of spending a fortune on diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself! Join us and never worry about the high cost of diamonds again! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlimited XP and enchanted gear. So why wait? Join our server today and become the ultimate diamond-wielding, chicken-riding champion!

Pixel Pen & Paper Exam

Advancements, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Assessment, Classroom, Digital, education, Exam, Exams, Future, handwriting, in person, innovation, learning, Paper, paperless, pen, Pen and Paper, PIXEL, progress, Technology, Traditional, traditional methods, written exams

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magic Items Found:	3012	Runes Activated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

hey y’all wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the zombies do the cha cha slide? well lemme tell ya, on this server, we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that tell jokes while they explode.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out cupcakes. we also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the spiders wear sparkly tutus.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible. just watch out for the evil bunnies that shoot laser beams from their eyes. they’re a real hoot.

Western Publishers Minecraft Server

business ethics, consumer dissatisfaction, Content Creation, corporate culture, creative process, criticism, customer expectations, feedback loop, game development, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming industry, industry standards, market trends, Media consumption, Minecraft, production issues, publisher practices, Publishers, Quality Control, Server, video games, Western, western publishers

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Emeralds Found:	3513	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate craze! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant, fire-breathing chicken! Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat the chicken and claim the loot. Will you be one of them?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon,” where players must bust out their best dance moves to defeat mobs and bosses. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let the fun begin!

Tony should have Edge win the title the night of his return Minecraft SMP

aew, Bryan, Canadian, challenge, Christian, drizzling shits, edge, Interference, Jericho, Minecraft, night, night of his return, Old, Retirement, RETURN, shane mcmahon, smp, Stable, Title, title win, Tony, WIN, World champion, wrestling, young

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Votes:	8506

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some edge and excitement in your gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience epic battles and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. We have crazy storylines like Edge returning to challenge Bryan, only to win after Christian and Shane McMahon interfere. And let’s not forget about forming stables with Jericho and some other young Canadian guy – because why not?

Forget about those drizzling shits in AEW, come be a part of our world where anything is possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become world champion before you retire (from playing Minecraft, that is). So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

ProudNerdMC SMP

academic achievement, academic awards, academic excellence, academic milestones, academic recognition, accomplishment, Dedication, education, goal-setting, hard work, high GPA, honor roll, learning, perseverance, personal growth, Proud, ProudNerdMC, scholarship recipient, self improvement, smp, success, top student

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Oh, honey, forget about academic achievements, let me tell you about the real flex – joining our Minecraft SMP! Why waste time studying when you can be building epic structures, battling mobs, and pulling off insane pranks on your fellow players? Trust me, the only degree you need here is a degree in block placing and creeper dodging. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further! Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

CreepyCraftKids

BIZARRE, children, chilling, creepy, CreepyCraftKids, Disturbing, eerie, Ghostly, Horror, Macabre, Paranormal, Scary, spine-chilling, spooky, strange, Supernatural, unnerving, unsettling, weird

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing creepy is the occasional Enderman lurking around? Well, come join our server where the creepiest thing you’ll hear is a child whispering “I see dead pixels” while building a haunted mansion made entirely of diamond blocks.

Our server is so spooky, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in our pixelated realm. Join us if you dare, and prepare to be haunted by the ghost of Steve’s missing pet pig, Porkchop. And rumor has it, if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of a zombie villager singing “Baby Shark” in the distance.

So why wait? Come join our server for a bone-chilling good time and experience the creepiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.