curbstomping – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyBrainsMC: Date a Genius?

attraction, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, CraftyBrainsMC, date, DATING, emotional connection, emotional intelligence, GENIUS, Insecurity, intellectual stimulation, intelligence, long-term compatibility, Long-term goals, partner selection, personal growth, Personal preferences, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, Smarter

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the pigs ride on creepers, the chickens can do the moonwalk, and the zombies break out into dance battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil bunnies, or build a roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether? Trust us, this server is so crazy, even the Endermen are scratching their blocky heads in confusion. Join now and prepare for the most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

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OronShaulsRevengeMC

body retrieval, Combat, Defense, fallen soldier, Gaza ceasefire, intelligence, Military, military mission, military operation, Mission, Operation, operation accomplishment, operation secrecy, operation success, Oron Shaul, OronShaulsRevengeMC, Retrieval, secret operation, security forces, soldier’s remains, special forces

join our epic minecraft server where we bring back dead bodies from secret ops like oron shaul!!! we have crazy adventures and insane battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade!!! join now to be part of the most wild and wacky minecraft community ever!!! who needs a ceasefire when you can have non-stop action and chaos on our server!!! come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!!!

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Pot Heads Paradise

Heads, Paradise, Pot

yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we build like we high on some dank kush? well, let me tell u, once u stop playin on other servers and join ours, ur risk of bein bored af decreases with time. it only takes like 37 weeks to reach the same levels of fun as those who never played on our server. but watch out for them frequent users of high potency builds, they be stayin elevated for like 181 weeks straight, buildin like they on another level of creativity. so come join us and let’s get lit… with creativity, of course.

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Fungi Nexus 1.20.5

1.20.5, black mold, chicks, Fungi, household mold, INSANE, Mold, mold allergies, mold cleanup, mold connect, mold contamination, mold health risks, mold inspection, mold issue, mold man, mold prevention, mold problem, mold remediation, mold removal, mold spores, mold testing, Nexus, toxic mold

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! These chicks on here are obsessed with mold, like, they’re straight up crazy about it! It’s like a mold cult or some shit, but in a totally hilarious way!

I mean, who wouldn’t want to join a server where the main topic of conversation is mold? It’s like the weirdest and funniest thing ever! Plus, you never know what kind of moldy adventures you’ll get into while playing on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in the world of Minecraft, come join us and embrace the mold madness! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a totally awesome way!

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CancerCraft Minecraft Server

Best Friend, Boundaries, Cancer, CancerCraft, compassion, curly hair, Diagnosis, difficult decision, Dilemma, Emotional support, Empathy, ethical dilemma, friendship, friendship boundaries, hair donation, hair loss, Long hair, medical condition, Minecraft, personal choice, Server, Support, Wig

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are forged and hair is shared! Join us for a chance to meet your new best friend who may or may not ask for your hair to make a wig. Our server is filled with exciting adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional request for a wig made out of your locks.

Imagine the possibilities of having your hair immortalized in a wig worn by your friend as they battle creepers and zombies in the game. Who knows, maybe your hair will give them superpowers to defeat any foe that comes their way!

So come join us on this wild ride of friendship, hair donations, and epic Minecraft battles. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation where you have to decide whether or not to give your cancerous friend your precious curls. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

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BroSisGFCaughtLyingLOL

bookstore, BroSisGFCaughtLyingLOL, Communication, Deception, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, Honesty, interrogation, law, Lawyer, lying.., misunderstanding, misunderstandings, Perspectives, relationships, sibling relationships, social interactions, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this family dinner!

Imagine a world where players pretend to be lawyers but end up working at a virtual bookstore instead. Who knows what other crazy secrets they might be hiding?

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering lies and deceit while building your own virtual empire. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

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ComfyCraft or NightOwlCraft

anxiety, bedtime, calming, comfort, comforting sound, ComfyCraft, disturbance, disturbing sound, eerie, fear, insomnia, insomnia relief, late night, night time, NightOwlCraft, noise, Peace, Relaxation, restlessness, Silence, Sleep, Tranquility

If you stay up late on our Minecraft server, the most comforting sound you could hear is the gentle purring of a dozen tamed ocelots surrounding your cozy virtual home. But beware, the most disturbing sound you might hear is the maniacal laughter of a horde of zombie pigmen plotting their revenge for all the bacon you’ve been munching on in-game. Join us for a wild ride of sleepless nights and pixelated chaos!

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Shaul’s Respawn Minecraft Server

body retrieval, Conflict, defense forces, fallen soldier, gaza, Hamas, idf, intelligence, Israel, Israeli defense forces, Jerusalem post, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military operation, Minecraft, News, Operation, Oron Shaul, respawn, secret operation, SECURITY, Server, Shauls, Soldier

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well then, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most insane minecraft server ever created!

we have secret ops, like bringing back the body of Oron Shaul! yeah, u heard me right, we are like the IDF of minecraft servers, taking on top secret missions and saving the day.

join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft experience of ur life. build, battle, and conquer with us. don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement, join now and be a part of something truly legendary.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s make some minecraft magic happen!

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MedicMayhem: “Last Selfie”

Bravery, Conflict, courage, Crisis, danger, Documenting, emergency, fear, Frontline, Healthcare, healthcare workers, Journalism, MedicMayhem, Medics, Photojournalism, photojournalists, resilience, risking their lives, selfie, Survival, under siege, War

Yo, listen up! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush, then you gotta check out this place! We got medics under siege, like for real! They out here fighting off zombies, skeletons, and even those pesky Endermen.

We even got a photo of them in action, looking all heroic and stuff. We thought it was gonna be their last photo ever, but they managed to survive thanks to their epic skills and teamwork. You wanna be part of this epic battle for survival? Then join us now!

But that’s not all, folks! We also got a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and emeralds. It’s like a treasure hunt every day, trying to find the hidden loot before someone else does. And trust me, it’s not easy with all the traps and mobs lurking around every corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, then look no further! Join us and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels. Let’s do this!

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BlockyBoys vs PixelGirls

Abilities, BIAS, BlockyBoys, Bonuses, Boys, children, cognitive tasks, Confidence, education, empowerment, equality, gender gap, Gender Roles, Girls, Negotiating, Performance, PixelGirls, research, self esteem, socialization, Stereotypes, study

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A GENDER GAP THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND! BOYS THINK THEY’RE ALL THAT AND ASK FOR BIGGER BONUSES EVEN THO THEY AINT DOIN’ NOTHIN’ SPECIAL! COME SEE THE CRAZINESS FOR YOURSELF AND MAYBE YOU’LL LEARN A THING OR TWO ABOUT NEGOTIATING LIKE A PRO (OR A DERP)! #MINECRAFTGENDERGAPFUN #BOYSTHINKTHEYREALLTHAT #GIRLSRULEBOYSDROOL

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