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BlockyTimeMachine

Advice for younger self, BlockyTimeMachine, childhood memories, guidance, hindsight, Inner child, learning from the past, life lessons, mental health, message to younger self, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Hey there, future Minecraft master! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where llamas ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and unlimited diamonds. But beware, for the evil Ender Dragon has stolen it and hidden it in a maze of lava and TNT traps. Will you be brave enough to retrieve it and become the ultimate potato champion?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest roller coaster made entirely of TNT blocks. Strap in and hold on tight as you zoom through loops, twists, and turns at breakneck speeds. Just make sure you have a fire resistance potion handy in case things get a little too explosive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Your ten-year-old self would be so proud of the epic adventures you’re about to embark on.

Pac-Man & Mrs. Hugs

arcade game, awkward, Contact, Embrace, hugs, Intimacy, limited interaction, love, Marriage, Nostalgia, pac-man, pacman, physical limitations, quirky, quirky couples, relationships, small point, Unique, Unsatisfying, Video game characters, Wife

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Potions Brewed:	149	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

join our epic minecraft server where pac-man and his wife come to get better hugs! our server is the only place where their blocky bodies can make full contact and feel the love! watch as pac-man eats his way through the pixelated world, with his wife by his side, trying to avoid ghosts and creepers alike! join now for a chance to witness the most unsatisfying hugs in minecraft history!

Azenhub

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Villages Defended:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

A Skyblock server designed with simplicity in mind, offering an engaging gameplay experience. It features a robust economy system, skill leveling, enhanced enchantments (++enchants), and a variety of custom skills. With Skyblock as the core mode, players enjoy access to a GUI shop and a welcoming environment for cracked players!

play.azenhub.com:25756

2t2b

2t2b, Anarchy, chaos survival grief steal competition history brutal environment player-driven features playground power victim decisions targets challenge explore ruins havoc chaos

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5006
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Farms Harvested:	239
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6

2t2b Minecraft Server

Are you ready to dive into a world with no rules, no limits, and no second chances? Welcome to 2t2b, a fresh take on the classic anarchy experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer to chaos, 2t2b offers endless opportunities to build, explore, destroy, and fight for survival.

Server Details:

IP	content-ee.joinmc.link
Version	1.21.4

Like the infamous 2b2t, 2t2b operates with zero restrictions. You’re free to grief, steal, and fight to your heart’s content. There are no land claims, no player protections, and no hand-holding. Every decision you make could mean life or death, and every base you build could become a target. Can you outlast the competition and make your mark on the server’s brutal history? The server is running on the latest Minecraft version, so you’ll have access to all the newest features while navigating this hostile, player-driven environment. Whether you want to construct sprawling builds in secret, uncover ruins from other players, or simply wreak havoc, 2t2b offers the perfect playground. Join now and become part of the chaos. Will you rise to power, or will you be another victim of the anarchy? The choice is yours.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, there are no restrictions on griefing. Players are free to destroy and steal as they please.
Are there any player protections or land claims?	No, there are no protections or land claims on 2t2b. Players are responsible for their own safety.
What version of Minecraft is the server running on?	2t2b is running on the latest version of Minecraft (1.21.4) so players have access to all the newest features.
Can I team up with other players?	Players are free to form alliances or go solo. There are no rules against teaming up with other players.

Mindful Quest 1.21.2

1.21.2, book recommendations, books, bookworm, critical thinking, education, intellectual growth, knowledge, learning, Literature, mental health, mindful, personal development, philosophy, philosophy books, philosophy quotes, Psychology, psychology books, psychology quotes, Quest, reading, Recommendations, self improvement

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Yo, bro, forget about reading boring old books on philosophy and psychology! Join our Minecraft server instead and expand your mind in a whole new way!

We’ve got virtual worlds where you can build your own crazy creations and let your imagination run wild. Who needs boring old theories when you can create your own reality in Minecraft?

Plus, our server is full of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Say goodbye to boring lectures and hello to endless fun and laughter!

So why waste your time reading when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of insanity and creativity? Trust me, once you start playing, you’ll never look back!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

apartmentmate, Birthday Party, blockparty, Budweiser, CHIPS, Contribution, convenience store, cost, dips, drinks, emotional blackmail, Expenses, fast food chain, last minute, liquor store, Minecraft, pizzas, red bull, roommate, Server, SNACKS, Snow

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Potions Brewed:	88
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be emotionally blackmailed into paying for someone else’s party snacks? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about contributing to a birthday bash you didn’t even know about. We promise outrageous adventures, insane builds, and no hidden costs for imaginary party snacks. Plus, we won’t make you run through snow to get to the liquor store before closing time. So come join us and let’s have a laugh together – because who needs drama when you have Minecraft?

CraftyQueerHideout

Andrew, Argument, bathroom, college, comfort, CraftyQueerHideout, Dicks, feminine, gay man, Guilt, Insight, LGBT club, Locker Room, masculine, oogling, PE class, Private, regret, Sexuality, Transgender, urinal

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Potions Brewed:	169
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9557	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the drama is always on point!

Join our server and experience the thrill of changing in the men’s locker room in Minecraft! Who needs P.E clothes when you can play volleyball in jeans? And don’t forget to use the urinal for the ultimate bathroom experience. Just be prepared for some insane crashing out moments like you’ve never seen before.

But beware, there may be some players who assume you’re transgender just because you change in a stall. And watch out for those who think you’re oogling their pixelated dicks while using the urinal. It’s a wild ride of misunderstandings and drama that will keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to navigate the drama and chaos of Minecraft like never before. Who needs a boring old regular server when you can join ours and experience the insanity for yourself?

CraftyAdviceMC SMP

bad advice, CraftyAdviceMC, misguided advice, misguided counsel, poor guidance, smp, terrible advice, unhelpful advice, worst advice, worst advice anecdotes, worst advice ever, worst advice given, worst advice received, worst advice story, worst counsel, worst direction, worst guidance, worst pointers, worst recommendations, worst suggestions, worst tips

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a bunch of creepers came out and started dancing the Macarena. It was wild, I tell ya!

And the best part is, the admins are like unicorns who grant wishes and give you unlimited diamonds if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where all the chickens wear top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy chicken party 24/7!

So come join us on this crazy server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just watch out for the talking sheep, they’re a little too sassy for their own good.

NoobCraft101

#revelation, adulting, delayed learning, education, EMBARRASSING, epiphany, growth, hindsight, knowledge, late bloomer, learning, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, NoobCraft101, personal development, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Join our server and learn all the pro tips and tricks that you should have known ages ago! We have a secret underground society of players who discovered a hidden cheat code that gives you unlimited diamonds – just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool? Don’t be the last one to find out about our epic server, join now and start dominating the virtual world like a boss!

BlockyNavalnyLockup

authoritarianism, BlockyNavalnyLockup, Corruption, Democracy, extremism charges, freedom of speech, human rights violations, Imprisonment, injustice, International Outcry, Lawyers, Legal System, Navalny, opposition, political persecution, protest, putin, russia, shameful, suppression, unfair treatment

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Holy Grails Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where we lock up lawyers for extremism charges just like russia!!! be part of da chaos and drama as we create our own kangaroo court system in minecraft!!! build your own prison and sentence players to ridiculous punishments for breaking da rules!!! become a corrupt judge and rule with an iron fist!!! join now for a wild ride of injustice and madness!!!