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BlockHeadz Minecraft Server

BlockHeadz, daily conversations, denial, Discord, emotional attachment, emotional turmoil, fall in love, get along., ignore, infatuation, make out drunk, meet girl, mentally ill, Minecraft, Obsession, retarded, seeking validation, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, Server, spend time, toxic patterns, unhealthy relationship

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Potions Brewed:	26
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Join our Minecraft server and you might just meet the love of your life! We’ve had players fall in love, make out drunk (don’t ask how that works in Minecraft), and spend hours chatting on Discord. Who needs a relationship when you have a virtual world to escape to? Come join the madness and see where it takes you!

DadBodGamer Minecraft SMP

DadBodGamer, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP and build a bond with your dad like never before! Our server is filled with challenges and adventures that will bring you and your dad closer together. From battling dragons to building epic structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly father-son build competition gets a lifetime supply of bacon! So grab your dad and join us for some quality bonding time on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

CreeperComedyClub

adult jokes, blue humor, comedy, CreeperComedyClub, crude jokes, dirty jokes, explicit humor, funny jokes, humor, inappropriate humor, Laughter, lewd jokes, mature humor, naughty jokes, NSFW jokes, off-color jokes, offensive jokes, raunchy jokes, ribald jokes, risque jokes, sexual humor

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	164	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a laugh riot as we tell the dirtiest, most adult jokes you’ve ever heard in between building epic structures and battling mobs. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their outrageous humor.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Piggy Paddle” race, where players ride pigs across a lava-filled obstacle course while dodging flying chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring and embrace the absurd, join our Minecraft server today for a non-stop comedy show that will leave you in stitches!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

border incursion, border violation, cross-border attack, diplomatic fallout, Diplomatic tension, eastern europe, foreign relations, government statement, international conflict, international incident, military aggression, military response, Minecraft, Moscow, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, russia, security breach, security concerns, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is launching cross-border attacks on russia like its a game of minecraft pvp! build your base, gather resources, and defend against the ukrainian invaders in this crazy alternate reality server. join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, chaos, and maybe even some international diplomacy! who knew minecraft could be so intense? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

CraftyIsraelStrike

aggression, American, Conflict, CraftyIsraelStrike, Diplomacy, force, Geopolitics, international relations, iran, Israel, major strike, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear deal, Politics, reconsidering, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Show of force, strike, Tension

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got all the craziest stuff happenin! like, one time, a bunch of creepers invaded the server and started doin the macarena, it was wild! and then, like, this giant ender dragon showed up and challenged everyone to a dance-off, it was so lit!

also, like, we got the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good time, so come join us and let’s get this party started!

VaxCraft: Nasal Spray Edition

Coronavirus Family, coronaviruses, developed, Disease, Edition, flu, Immune Activator, immunity, immunization, infection, medical breakthrough, nasal, Nasal Sprays, Pan-coronavirus, Potential Vaccine, Protect, public health, respiratory illness, Spray, TEAM, Treatment, vaccine, VaxCraft, viral infections

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Potions Brewed:	75
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	165
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! ARE YOU SICK OF GETTING SICK?! WELL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND WE’LL GIVE YOU A POTENTIAL VACCINE FOR THE FLU AND CORONAVIRUSES!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, FIGHTING CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, ALL WHILE HAVING THE PEACE OF MIND KNOWING YOU’RE PROTECTED BY OUR NASAL SPRAYS! WE HAVE AN IMMUNE ACTIVATOR AND A PAN-CORONAVIRUS NASAL VACCINE THAT WILL KEEP YOU SAFE FROM ALL THOSE NASTY VIRUSES!

SO WHY WAIT? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME INVINCIBLE IN MINECRAFT! PLUS, IF YOU JOIN TODAY, YOU’LL GET A FREE DIAMOND SWORD TO SLAY YOUR ENEMIES WITH! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!

Atoq’s Semi-Spicy Yet Smooth Vanilla Adventure in Patch 1.19.3

1.19.3, Adventure, application, art, Atoqs, Beliefs, Community, content creators, Creative, custom origins, Discord, Events, Gaming, java, Lore, Modded, multiplayer, music maker, Patch, Polls, Private, SemiSpicy, Smooth, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
World Age	1.5+ years old world
Events	Regular events and polls
Whitelist	Whitelist + Application
Community	Active community and staff
Mods	In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
Lore	Lore
Version	Java v1.19.3
Origins	Custom origins and beliefs

Join our server on Discord

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply for whitelist. You can do so by filling out the application form available on our Discord server.

2. Are there any age restrictions?

Yes, we require all players to be at least 18 years old to join the server.

3. What are the rules of the server?

We have a set of rules that all players must follow, including no griefing, respecting other players, and using appropriate language. The full list of rules can be found on our Discord server.

4. Can I use mods on the server?

We allow certain mods on the server, but they must be approved by the staff before use. Unauthorized mods may result in a ban.

5. How often are events held on the server?

We host regular events and polls for the community to participate in. Events are typically held bi-weekly, but this can vary depending on the season.

LuminousCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Battle of wits, Cat and mouse, crime, death note, detective, GENIUS, intelligence, investigation, Justice, Kira, L. Lawliet, l.., light yagami, LuminousCraft, Manga, mind games, Minecraft, morality, psychological thriller, Server, shinigami, Strategic

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Votes:	1375
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be embarking on a quest to prove who is the ultimate genius: Light or L from Death Note!

Picture this: instead of building houses and farming crops, you’ll be using your detective skills to track down your fellow players and uncover their secret roles. Will you be the cunning Light, manipulating others to achieve your goals? Or will you be the enigmatic L, using your intellect to outsmart your opponents?

Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed and broken, betrayals are around every corner, and the fate of the server lies in your hands. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your detective skills in a way you’ve never experienced before!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP ->28

alone, dependent, gibs, gt28, ISOLATED, isolated individuals, isolated living, lack of opportunities, lack of social support, living off welfare, lonely, mental health issues, Minecraft, no education, no friends, no relationships, PixelatedPals, smp, social isolation, social stigma, societal exclusion, societal norms, Struggling, unemployed

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of being a lonely potato in a world full of carrots? Do you spend more time talking to your Minecraft pets than actual humans? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where we guarantee you’ll make friends, enemies, and maybe even find love (or at least a Minecraft spouse)!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures, insane builds, and drama that makes a soap opera look boring. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? And forget about education, you’ll learn everything you need to know about survival in our wild world.

So come join us and escape from your lonely life of gibs and isolation. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player on our server!

TherapyCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, Emotional healing, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Therapy, father figure, Grief, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, parent-child relationships, parental relationships, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, solo therapy, stepfamily, therapy conflict, therapy outcomes, therapy progress, TherapyCraft, Wedding

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Farms Harvested:	449
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, resentment, and unresolved issues just like your family!

Experience the thrill of navigating through complicated relationships just like OP and her mom, stepdad Jim, and half siblings. Will you choose to cry during the virtual wedding or will you stand your ground and refuse to accept Jim as your in-game dad? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Engage in heated arguments with our virtual therapist who will try to make sense of it all while you navigate through family dynamics that are more twisted than a maze in the Nether.

Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy Minecraft world where therapy sessions are just as chaotic as your real-life family drama. Don’t miss out on the fun – because who needs solo therapy when you can join our server instead?