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CreeperConvo: “Is butter a carb?”

absurd statements, asinine comments, brainless remarks, BUTTER, carb, CreeperConvo, dumb comments, foolish remarks, foolish talk, idiotic quotes, ignorant comments, laughable conversations, ludicrous remarks, mindless babble, moronic statements, nonsensical blabber, nonsensical conversations, ridiculous quotes, ridiculous statements, senseless chatter, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent remarks

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Gods Slained:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9382
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of hearing dumb stuff in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that automatically turns boring conversations into epic rap battles. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain the power to make anyone say the dumbest thing you can think of. So come join us and let the stupidity begin!

HezboOMG: Top Commander Down!

Assassination, Attack, Beirut, Commander, Conflict, hezbollah, HezboOMG, international relations, Israeli, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, Tension, Terrorism, Top, violence, War

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	408
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Farms Harvested:	303	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than a Hezbollah commander in Beirut, just kidding, but seriously, our server is lit AF. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging Israeli strikes while building your dream castle. Who needs peace when you can have epic battles and insane adventures on our server? Come join the chaos and let’s blow stuff up together!

Robots Eye Contact Fun

Artificial Intelligence, child development, cognitive development., Communication, Contact, developmental psychology, emotional responses, Empathy, Eye, eye contact, facial expressions, Fun, human interaction, human-like responses, human-robot interaction, INFANTS, machine learning, nonverbal communication, robotics, Robots, social cues, Social Skills, Technology

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. like, imagine if robots had eyes that could, like, make babies react like humans. that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on this server, man. it’s like, a whole new level of minecraft, where the robots are watching you and the babies are, like, totally into it. come join us for a wild ride of robot eye contact and baby reactions. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

Factions Reimagined

auction house, Bedrock Support, Boosters, Boss Battles, Custom Enchants, custom npcs, Custom terrain, Discord integration, Economy, Factions, Gui Shop, Hardcore Events, MCMMO, netherite, Player Vaults, PvE, PvP, Quests, Server Events, StatTrackers, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1484
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Divine Spears Created:	27	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

– ZERO Pay 2 Win! (LIFETIME GUARANTEE) No crates, no buying your way to the top with ranks, no purchasing in-game items. Everything is EARNED! – Custom Factions-Towny hybrid server, large cities and nations cooperating or competing – War mode with prep time and Discord integration! Notified on Discord when war is declared, giving time for you and your faction to prepare (no more getting offline’d!) – Premium Boss plugin, adventure into the world and fight new foes to unlock exciting rewards and earn Boss Tokens and Shards depending on the difficulty of boss! – Custom GUI shop allowing the player to quickly buy or sell items using /shop (along with an auction house /ah!) – MYTHICAL SHOP in spawn with Custom Enchants and items! Purchased using in-game Cash, Boss Tokens, and Rare Shards – Premium Fishing that rejuvenates the old system into a rewarding and enjoyable new way to earn loot! – Custom NPCs with dialogues and Quest lines – Free Progression, unlock new ranks, features, commands, and limits through quests and server play time! (Set more homes, access more player vaults, etc.) – Season ending Hardcore event! End the season with a shrinking world border by being the last player alive and win a huge reward going into the next season! – Leveled Mobs that get stronger and tougher as you work your way to the center of the map, offering more rewarding and exclusive loot for those who dare to fight them. (Make sure you’ve got netherite!) – Old 1.18 PVP Combat, McMMO, StatTrackers, Spawners, Server-wide Boosters, Custom Terrain, GUI menus, Bedrock Support, active Discord community, and more!

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RivalMC

1.16.2, 1.21, bedrock, Boxpvp, Community, Cross-Play, CrystalBox, Discord, Economy, Elytra Box, games, java, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Network, OneBlock, Practice, QuickBox, RivalMC, Server, smp, Store, Support, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

RivalMC is a top-tier Minecraft Server Network, offering an exciting range of games like Lifesteal SMP, BoxPvP, Elytra Box (QuickBox), Practice, CrystalBox, and much more coming soon. RivalMC boasts a vibrant community, excellent staff, regular giveaways, and an active Discord server.

BEDROCK & JAVA SUPPORTED!

JAVA IP: `play.rivalmc.cc` BEDROCK IP: `play.rivalmc.cc` (Port 19132)

Supports versions from 1.16.2 to 1.21!

Join Our Community! – Store: https://store.rivalmc.net – Discord: https://discord.gg/rivalmc

play.rivalmc.cc

HexSMP- Where Creepers are scarier than taxes! Join us for some explosive fun in our Minecraft server with a twist!

chat games, Cosmetics, CREEPERS, custom fishing, Discord, explosive, Fun, Furniture, Grief Prevention, HexSMP, ip address, Join, Land claiming, Leveling system, Minecraft, multiplayer, Player Economy, PvP, Quests, referral system, rules, scarier, Server, Skills, skins, smp, Survival, TAXES, Teams, Twist, Website

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Void Gems Collected:	39
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Potions Brewed:	117
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

HexSMP Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Chat Games	Engage in fun chat games with the community and earn rewards!
Player Economy	Trade, sell, and build wealth in the player-driven economy.
Leveling System	Custom system to enhance your survival adventure.
Custom Fishing	Catch rare items, treasure, and unique gear.
Quests & Skills	Embark on challenging quests and develop your skills.
Furniture	Decorate builds with custom furniture.
Grief Prevention	Protect builds with a land claiming system.
Teams	Form teams with friends and collaborate on projects
Cosmetics & Skins	Personalize character with exclusive cosmetics and skins.
PvP & Dungeons	Test skills in PvP battles or conquer dungeons for loot.
Compatibility	Java & Bedrock compatible for cross-platform play.

FAQs

Q: What makes HexSMP different?

A: HexSMP offers over 100 custom features to enhance gameplay and keep it exciting.

Q: Why choose HexSMP?

A: HexSMP is a vibrant community with regular updates, new features, and an active player base.

Q: How can I earn rare rewards?

A: Use the Referral System to refer friends and earn exclusive items and bonuses.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com to start your adventure.

Q: Where can I find more information?

A: Visit the HexSMP website, read the rules, vote for the server, and join the Discord community.

Have more questions? Feel free to ask below!

CraftyFantasy – Minecraft Server

Belial Battle Pass Costume, Big meaty notes, CraftyFantasy, dlc, EU tournament, F2P rotation, gbvsg, granblue fantasy versus, Match Replays., Minecraft, NA tournament, patch notes, PC lobby, Resources, Sandalphon, Server, Steam page, Tournament, Twitter hashtags, Versusia Character Guide, Vikala, VOD, Website, Zooey

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Emeralds Found:	3787	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on this server, we’ve got tournaments that are so epic, even Zooey is getting involved! Join our upcoming tournaments or risk Zooey’s wrath – trust us, you don’t want to see her angry.

But that’s not all, we’ve got big meaty notes, character guides, VODs, and even DLC announcements that will blow your blocky mind. And if you’re feeling brave, join our (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby for some intense battles. Just make sure to turn off Crossplay first – we don’t want any accidental PlayStation players crashing the party.

With upcoming DLC like Vikala and Sandalphon, F2P rotations, and the latest patch notes, this server is the ultimate destination for all things Granblue Fantasy Versus. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you cross Zooey, of course.

Minecraft SMP – Endermen Roleplay Party

Adult, creative writing, Edition, endermen, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Characters, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, Roleplay ideas, roleplay scenarios, Roleplaying, Sensual, smp, Thread, Water’s Too Cold

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1062
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Votes:	8447
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Items Found:	1371
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Buildings Constructed:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the water is so cold it’ll make your diamonds freeze! Join us for some outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or starting a llama racing league. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode! And don’t forget about our famous /ERP/ – Erotic Roleplay Thread, where you can roleplay as a sexy Enderman looking for love in all the wrong places. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

DisabilityCraft: No evictions, just block placements!

ableist, autistic, BLOCK, dangerous city, disability income, DisabilityCraft, disabled kid, evictions, fair, free load, Homeless, kitchen chores, men’s shelter, OCD, offer to help, placements, public transportation, Resentment, section 8 voucher, sleeping disorder, Trans

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we have a resident named Jack who is a real character! Jack has been living in our server for two and a half years after his friend mysteriously disappeared. Jack is trans, autistic, has OCD, and quit school in the 7th grade – talk about a unique player!

But wait, there’s more! Jack was just awarded disability, but hasn’t received it yet. Will he finally be able to move out and find his own place? Or will he continue to rely on the kindness of others in our server?

Join us for a crazy adventure filled with drama, suspense, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft building. Who knows, you might even find yourself driving Jack around on virtual public transportation! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this outrageous story – join our server now!

LoveCrafted

bittersweet, butterflies in stomach, Crush, Emotional rollercoaster, first heartbreak, first kiss, first love, growing pains, HEARTBREAK, high school sweetheart, Innocence, learning experience, LoveCrafted, Memories, Naive, Nostalgia, puppy love, sweet moments, teenage romance, unforgettable, young love

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchantments Applied:	97
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Remember that feeling of excitement and wonder when you first laid eyes on your first love? Well, joining our Minecraft server is like falling in love all over again, but with blocks and creepers instead of flowers and chocolates.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a friendly group of players who are all wearing ridiculous outfits made entirely out of diamond armor. They start throwing enchanted potions at you and shouting “Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!”

As you explore the server, you come across a giant castle made entirely out of cake, guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying pigs. You join forces with them and together you embark on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the server by stealing all the diamonds and turning them into dirt blocks.

After a long and epic battle, you emerge victorious and are hailed as the hero of the server. The other players throw a massive party in your honor, complete with fireworks, cake, and a dance floor made entirely out of redstone.

So, why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of falling in love with a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and absurd adventures? Come join us and let the madness begin!