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Cuck Sucking Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Void Armor Forged:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of those motherfucking euro bureaucrats trying to cuck yuropoors left and right? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from their shenanigans! Join us and let’s stick it to those bureaucrats by building the most epic stables in all of Minecraft. Who needs their rules when you have a badass community of players ready to take on anything? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So come join us and show those bureaucrats who’s boss!

DropQuote Minecraft SMP

bekind, brightenyourday, dailyinspiration, DropQuote, encouragement, Happiness, Hope, Inspirational, Kindness, love, Minecraft, motivational, motivationalquotes, positivevibes, positivity, positivityiskey, positivityquotes, quotestoliveby, smp, Spreadlove, staypositive, Uplifting, upliftingquotes

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	622144
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles start chasing you. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken army invade spawn and demand tribute in the form of golden carrots?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” who will break out into a choreographed dance routine every time someone finds a rare item. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question reality, then join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world.

NoSleepCraft

achievement, all nighter, Burnout, determination, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Focus, late night, mental clarity, mental strength, mental toughness, NoSleepCraft, perseverance, productivity, pushing limits, pushing through, self-discipline, sleep deprivation, staying awake, success, work ethic

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Animals Bred:	169
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Have you ever tried to build a roller coaster in Minecraft after pulling an all-nighter? Well, on our server, we have a whole community of players who do just that! Join us and see if you can top the guy who built a functioning water park with only one hand while sleepwalking.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player defeat the dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Legend has it, the dragon still has nightmares about that epic battle.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will push you to your limits (and maybe beyond), join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziest challenges in the blocky world. Just make sure to stock up on coffee and snacks – you’re gonna need ’em!

NukeCraft Server: House Intel Warns!

chairman, Committee, Conflict, DECLARATION, Diplomacy, end of the year, Global, House, House Intelligence Committee, intel, intelligence, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Nuclear, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, proliferation, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, State, threat, Warns, weapons

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6727
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own nuclear weapons and declare urself a nuclear weapons state in just a few hours! our chairman of the house intelligence committee said so! hurry up before iran beats u to it! build ur own nukes, rule the world, and have a blast (literally)! #minecraftmadness #nuclearnonsense

PixelPatriotVSCommies

Abuse, arrest, child porn, criminal, Exploitation, extradition, Fighting, fugitive, illegal, International, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Military, PixelPatriotVSCommies, russia, scandal, SUSPECT, U.S. Vet, Ukraine, wanted

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Votes:	397	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can fight alongside a U.S. vet wanted for child porn who is somehow fighting for russia against ukraine. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft form! who knows what other wild adventures await on this server. come join the chaos and see what all the hype is about!

BotanicalZooCraft

botanical adventures, botanical attractions, botanical experiences, botanical tourism, BotanicalZooCraft, entry fee, Exotic botanical gardens, exotic flora, exotic plants, garden admissions, garden entrance fees, garden fees, horticultural attractions, horticultural displays, paid gardens, plant collections, plant conservation, plant exhibits, plant exploration, plant sanctuaries, plant zoos

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8588
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magic Items Found:	6158	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Potions Brewed:	101
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got exotic botanical gardens like some fancy plant zoo but you gotta pay to get in cuz these plants are VIPs yo. we got plants from outer space, plants that glow in the dark, plants that rap battle each other for supremacy. come see the plant drama unfold and maybe even adopt a plant as your new bestie. ain’t no server like ours, we the plant party masters yo. join now and witness the botanical madness for yourself!

NKG2A-HLA-E Disruptors

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it will literally make ur brain explode with excitement? well, look no further cuz this server is like a magical unicorn on steroids, ready to take u on a wild ride through the pixelated world of blocky goodness.

why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret. this server has the power to disrupt NKG2A:HLA-E interactions, whatever that means. but trust me, it’s gonna make ur anti-cancer immunity levels go through the roof. u’ll be like a superhero fighting off evil cells with ur trusty pickaxe and diamond armor.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and became so powerful, they could literally punch a creeper into oblivion with just one hit. they were like a god among mere mortals, ruling the land with an iron fist (or maybe a diamond one, who knows).

so what are u waiting for? come join this epic minecraft server and become the ultimate warrior against cancer cells. who knows, maybe u’ll even discover the secret to immortality hidden within the pixels. dare to dream, my friend. dare to dream.

The Stoned Golem: Where Vanilla is only Semi and the Golems are always high

bedrock, Claims, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, Events, Exploration, Golem, Golems, Graves, Griefing, hard mode, HIGH, java, PvP, Seasonal Crates, Semi, smp, Stoned, Updates, Vanilla, voice chat, Voting, Waystones

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5567
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

The Stone Golem SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Server Age	Almost 3 years old
Reset	Never has and never will reset
IP	thestonedgolem.live
Bedrock IP	thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132
Links	Discord Dynmap

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What can I expect on The Stone Golem SMP?	A: Hard Mode, free gameplay, constant updates, server events, community hosted events, proximity voice chat, custom cosmetic items, crates, claims, ban from claims, toggleable PvP, graves, waystones, and more.
Q: Are there any rules regarding monetary gain on the server?	A: The server is free to play and any monetary gain is only through donations.
Q: How can I earn crate keys on TSG?	A: You can get crate keys by voting.
Q: Can I toggle PvP on and off?	A: Yes, you have the option to turn PvP on or off.
Q: How does the claims system work?	A: Claims are used to ensure everyone is safe from griefing. Players can also ban others from their claims.
Q: What is the graveyard system on the server?	A: Deaths have a punishment of 3 graves with a 24h timer, making deaths meaningful but not game ruining.
Q: How can I teleport on the server?	A: Waystones allow players to teleport to activated waystones, making exploration and travel easier.

FlaVR Craft Minecraft Server

ai art, ai generated art, AI wrangling anons, Brolime, Chocolate Chuubas, corpo-style, Craft, FlaVR, FlaVR domination, FlaVR General, FNAF Edition, fvr, gen structure, idol corp, indie circle, Kiki’s Thread., Kinolime, Korean Vtubers, Malone, Minecraft, Nyana, Panko, parody VTuber company, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, sena, Server, Splatts, Undertale Yellow, Vtuber

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a FNAF Edition experience that will have you screaming with laughter.

Last time on the server, Kinolime beat the new FNAF game on Nightmare setting, but not before Brolime spent over 2 hours playing a fighting game and Sena had a karaoke stream that had everyone in stitches.

But that’s not all, Splatts celebrated his one month anniversary with a karaoke stream that shook the virtual world, while Nyana reacted to a new meme anime that had us all rolling on the floor. She even collabed with her (art) sister, but had computer issues that made it even more hilarious.

And let’s not forget Malone, who is currently playing Undertale Yellow and bringing the chaos to a whole new level.

But wait, there’s more! Phase Connect’s Pipkin Pippa (and eventually Panko) designed a parody VTuber company with AI-generated art that has taken on a life of its own. Some designs were even made here by AI wrangling anons.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of laughter, chaos, and virtual insanity. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

/MineSMP/ – Minecraft SMP Madness

/gig/ friendlist, Aqua Simulacra, Bing-Bang Finchball, Blaze to Natlan, character builds, Daily check-in rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier: Lemma, Flowers Resplendent on the Sun-Scorched Sojourn, genshin impact, Lumidouce Elegy, madness, Maps, Minecraft, MineSMP, Natlan Impressions, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.0, Wiki, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Ores Mined:	5782
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Mines Excavated:	1844
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the flowers are more resplendent than ever on our sun-scorched sojourn! Join us for a wild ride filled with Natlan impressions that will make you want to blaze your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, “Energy Amplifier: Lemma,” will have you feeling more powerful than ever before. And don’t forget about our event “Bing-Bang Finchball,” where the stakes are high and the finches are flying.

Looking for some summertime fun? Our event “Summertide Scales and Tales” will have you laughing and adventuring until the sun sets on August 28th.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about our current character banner featuring Emilie, Yelan, Yanfei, Xiangling, and Razor? Or our weapon banner with Aqua Simulacra and Lumidouce Elegy?

But wait, there’s more! Check in daily for permanent rewards and redeemable codes for Primogems to make your gaming experience even more epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

KitchenKlutz Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby duty, bottle feeding, Chores, cleaning, Communication, Cooking, division of labor, exhaustion, Help, husband, kitchen duties, KitchenKlutz, lactation consultant, Minecraft, new mom, night duty, parenting, postpartum, Resentment, Server, sleep deprivation, Support

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3116
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being a new parent! Just like this player’s husband, we know you might be feeling a bit overwhelmed with responsibilities. But fear not, on our server, you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle.

Join us for a chance to take a break from cooking and cleaning, just like this player is doing in real life. Let your virtual baby (aka your Minecraft pet) roam free while you explore the endless possibilities of our server. And don’t worry about waking up for overnight duty here – our mobs are friendly and won’t keep you up all night.

So come on over and join us for a fun and relaxing time on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server has a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy – perfect for those sleepless nights with your virtual baby!