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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 2446 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 35 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.