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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 7656 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 893 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 211 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.
