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Arkos’ Trashy Minecraft Madness: RWBY Edition

Arguing, Arkos, Bait, Catpiss, CuckPosters, cute, discussion, E-Celebs, Edition, general, hate, IRL politics, Lies, love, madness, Minecraft, pastebin, rooster teeth, RT content, RWBY, Scarletverse, shitters, Trash, TRASHY

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never admit that RWBY is good. Whether you love it or hate it, just keep it to yourself and join us for some epic gaming adventures.

But before you start building your pixelated masterpiece, make sure to read the Pastebin at http://rwbyg.com/. It’s like the holy grail of Minecraft knowledge, trust us.

And remember, on this server, arguing about the thread, E-Celebs, or IRL politics is strictly prohibited. We’re here to have fun, not start a virtual war.

Oh, and don’t believe their lies. Who are “they”? We have no idea, but just trust us on this one.

Join us now and ignore the bait, shitters, and CuckPosters. Unless it’s Catpiss, of course. We love Catpiss.

In the latest events, Rooster Teeth has shut down (according to Wikipedia, so it must be true). But fear not, all RWBY and RT content can now be found at https://rtarchive.org/. It’s like a virtual treasure trove of awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Previous threads have been epic, and the Scarletverse Thread is calling your name. Dive into the madness and let’s create some Minecraft magic together. See you in the virtual world!

CousinsCraft Minecraft Server

activities, Annual, aunt, Board Games, cousins, CousinsCraft, cultural views, decision, Entertainment, exclusion, family, Grandparents, Karaoke, Kids, mental capacity, Minecraft, parents, Server, Siblings, sleepover, South Asian-American, tradition, Upset

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	246	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of dealing with annoying relatives who ruin your fun? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family sleepovers! No more whining, no more crying, just pure gaming bliss with your online buddies.

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual paradise without any pesky little cousins interrupting your peace. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build epic structures without any distractions.

Say goodbye to Connect 4 and hello to epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Join us and let your imagination run wild as you explore new realms and conquer challenges with your online pals.

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and leave all the chaos behind. Who needs real-life sleepovers when you can have virtual fun with like-minded players? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a drama-free environment.

RecycleRageCraft

aita, Asshole, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, disagreement, Etiquette, family, full bin, misunderstanding, neighbor, Neighborhood, neighborly behavior, Party, recycle bin, RecycleRageCraft, recycling, recycling etiquette, social norms

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of your real-life neighbors and join a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled neighbors!

Join us and build your own virtual neighborhood where you can fill your bins with as much recycling as you want without any judgment. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and build the ultimate fortress to keep out any pesky neighbors trying to steal your resources.

And if you ever feel like venting about your real-life neighbor drama, our community is here to listen and offer support (and maybe even some virtual revenge ideas). So come join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and neighborly shenanigans!

DefendCraft Minecraft Server

aftermath, Community, consequences, coping, DefendCraft, Experience, healing, Justice, Killed, Legal, Life, mental health, Minecraft, perspective, redditor, Reflection, self defense, self-defense laws, Server, Support, Survival, Trauma

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	636
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2472
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life? Looking for some excitement and adventure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a master builder, explorer, and warrior all in one!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Redditor appears! But don’t worry, because on our server, you’ll have the skills to defend yourself and come out on top. Who knew that playing Minecraft could prepare you for real-life self-defense situations?

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where anything is possible. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic monsters – all while making new friends and laughing at outrageous stories like the one about the Redditor who killed a person for self-defense. Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft server out there!

BlockyImmortality: YOLOCraft

aging, BlockyImmortality, Decision making, eternal life, eternal youth, ethical considerations, existentialism, fear of death, IMMORTALITY, immortality consequences, immortality debate, immortality ethics, immortality impact, immortality implications, immortality pros and cons, Legacy, life choices, living forever, mortality, philosophical questions, supernatural beings, yolocraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	155
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Are you tired of respawning every time you die in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you have the chance to become immortal! That’s right, no more worrying about losing all your precious loot when you bite the dust. Join us and become a god among players, never to taste the bitter sting of death again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with immortality, riches, and absurdly overpowered chickens. Who knows what other insane adventures await you in this wacky world?

ZelenCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral talks, Cabinet meeting, Diplomacy, downing street, foreign affairs, government officials, international relations, London, media coverage, meeting agenda, Minecraft, official visit, political discussions, Politics, press conference, Server, summit, UK Government, Ukraine, United Kingdom, world leaders, ZelenCraft, Zelenskiy

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to meet the UK government cabinet, like, in minecraft form. zelenskiy is there too, just chillin’ in downing street. but get this, they’re all actually just a bunch of minecraft characters, like, steve and alex but with fancy suits and stuff. u can have meetings with them, discuss important stuff like what color to make the next building or how many chickens to have in the farm. it’s, like, the most random and hilarious thing ever. so, like, join this server now and be a part of this wacky adventure with the UK government cabinet in minecraft form. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

ChaosCraft: The Glitchy Adventure

Adventure, ChaosCraft, crisis management., Crowdstrike, cyber attack, cybersecurity, data breach, Defect, glitchy, global impact, incident response, IT disruption, IT infrastructure, IT outage, network security, software bug, software error, software glitch, software update, system failure, Technology, worldwide chaos

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Buildings Constructed:	33	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

so, like, our server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? we have this crazy cool update that caused a total IT outage and now the whole world is in chaos! but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server! join us and experience the thrill of not being able to access your computer because of our awesome ‘defect’ in the software update. it’s like a rollercoaster ride for your digital life, dude. come on, you know you want to be a part of this madness. join now and be a part of the chaos!

ChubbyCraft: Brain Drain Edition

Brain, brain changes, chronic changes, ChubbyCraft, connections between neurons, Drain, Edition, energy availability, energy regulation, feeding behavior, food intake, high-fat diet, hormonal imbalance, metabolic disorders, Mice, mimic human obesity, neuron communication, obesity, obesity effects, obesity research., reduced sperm count, sperm production, testosterone dysregulation

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Emeralds Found:	1816
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we make ur brain go brrr with crazy builds and adventures! we got so much fun u won’t even remember what testosterone is! our high-fat diet of pixelated goodness will have u reducing connections between ur neurons in no time! u won’t even know when to stop playing cuz the fun never ends! join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

MurkyPeePee – Where chaos meets questionable hygiene. Join now for an adventure like no other! #MurkyPeePeeLife

Abilities, admins, Adventure, Chaos, Discord, Economy, Factions, Farms, hygiene, Join, leaderboard, meets, Minecraft, Moderators, MurkyPeePee, MurkyPeePeeLife, Pets, play to win, PvP, Questionable, Raids, Rewards, RPG, semi anarchy, Shops, Skills, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	917382	Runes Activated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4131

MurkPvP Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	murkpvp.sparked.network
BEDROCK IP	103.152.196.66 BEDROCK PORT 19132

Overview:

This server is pretty much old school factions without the claims. It has a good group of people, old school sort of feel. Spawners can be stacked and upgraded, player-based auctions and economy. There are combat pets to collect (13), always someone online with a growing playerbase. Proximity voice chat enabled, no lag for oceanic players (AUS/NZ/ASIA).

All players start with an iron kit and a custom item, teleport within the survival world and start playing. Only spawn is protected, everything else can be broken. Old combat system, old school feel, no pay to win.

Plugin Information:

Some information about some of the plugins we have: – MCMMO – Mob Arena – Quests – Eco Pets

Discord Information:

If you are interested in becoming a moderator or admin, send a message to u/ribkid on Discord at https://discord.gg/KBk4583a

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server is not pay-to-win.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, only spawn is protected and everything else can be broken. Be respectful to other players and follow the server’s guidelines.
How do I start playing on the server?	All players start with an iron kit and a custom item. Simply teleport within the survival world and start playing!
Are there any quests or challenges on the server?	Yes, there are over 200 quests with rewards and questlines available. Perfect to gear up and level up your skills.
Can I bring my own pets to the server?	Yes, you can adopt and train pets with unique abilities that assist you in various tasks.

VestiaCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

3D Debut VOD, Angelic Angel, cover song, Cute Noises Compilation, Debut VOD, fanarts, HI:STREET TIME, Hololive ID gen 3, Hololive Indonesia, Minecraft, OP Template, original song, playboy, Previous Stream, Schedule, secret agent, Server, Summerpipi Edition, Terhebat, twitter, Ultimate, Vestia Zeta, VestiaCraft, Zeta’s Lore Video

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Buildings Constructed:	29	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mines Excavated:	3095
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most top-secret Minecraft server in the universe, where our very cute Secret Agent of Hololive Indonesia, Vestia Zeta, is not sus at all! Join us for the Summerpipi Edition where the schedule is so lit, it’ll make your blocks spin.

But wait, there’s more! Witness Zeta’s epic lore unfold in a way that will make you question reality. From original songs like “You’re Mine” to insane covers like “Aishite Aishite Aishite,” this server is a musical paradise.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about Zeta’s cute noises compilation that will melt even the coldest creeper’s heart? Plus, fanarts that will make you want to build a shrine in her honor.

So why wait? Join us on this Minecraft server where the only thing sus is how much fun you’ll have. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, because on this server, anything is possible.

HonkaiCraft – StarRail Server

A Collection of Desires, Art of Dreaming, Bonajade Exchange, Character Banners, Farewell Penacony, Feixiao, Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue, FIREFLY0619SEABLAZE, FireflySGift, Honkai, HonkaiCraft, Jade Trailer, Kiseki collab, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha, Livestream codes, Może, Redeemable Codes, Server, star rail, starrail, STARRAILGIFT, Stoneheart’s Oath Ring, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, Version 2.4, WAKE4HCV745T

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic server you’ll ever play on!

Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against giant creepers or building a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon (yes, the moon)!

We’ve got special programs like “Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue” where you can battle it out with other players in epic showdowns. And don’t even get us started on our character banners – Jade, Argenti, Serval, Natasha, Asta – they’re all here waiting for you to recruit them to your team!

Plus, we have redeemable codes that will give you superpowers in the game – like the ability to fly or shoot fireballs from your hands. And if that’s not enough, we have tools and resources to help you dominate the server like a true Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring player who doesn’t like fun – in that case, this server is not for you).