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Arkos’ Trashy Minecraft Madness: RWBY Edition

Arguing, Arkos, Bait, Catpiss, CuckPosters, cute, discussion, E-Celebs, Edition, general, hate, IRL politics, Lies, love, madness, Minecraft, pastebin, rooster teeth, RT content, RWBY, Scarletverse, shitters, Trash, TRASHY

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never admit that RWBY is good. Whether you love it or hate it, just keep it to yourself and join us for some epic gaming adventures.

But before you start building your pixelated masterpiece, make sure to read the Pastebin at http://rwbyg.com/. It’s like the holy grail of Minecraft knowledge, trust us.

And remember, on this server, arguing about the thread, E-Celebs, or IRL politics is strictly prohibited. We’re here to have fun, not start a virtual war.

Oh, and don’t believe their lies. Who are “they”? We have no idea, but just trust us on this one.

Join us now and ignore the bait, shitters, and CuckPosters. Unless it’s Catpiss, of course. We love Catpiss.

In the latest events, Rooster Teeth has shut down (according to Wikipedia, so it must be true). But fear not, all RWBY and RT content can now be found at https://rtarchive.org/. It’s like a virtual treasure trove of awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Previous threads have been epic, and the Scarletverse Thread is calling your name. Dive into the madness and let’s create some Minecraft magic together. See you in the virtual world!

BlockbusterLove Minecraft SMP

action, adult humor, Adventure, BlockBusterLove, comedy, Drama, FANTASY, funny, humor, Intimacy, love, Minecraft, movie title, Mystery, Passion, relationships, romance, romantic comedy, Sci Fi, sex life, smp, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7418
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mines Excavated:	2965	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Avengers but with blocks! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. The admins are like wizards who can summon diamonds out of thin air. And the best part is, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. It’s like a movie title that describes your sex life – totally unpredictable and full of surprises! So come join us and let’s build a world of chaos and laughter together!

EmoControlCraft

anger management, control, coping strategies, EmoControlCraft, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, emotional well being, emotions, meditation, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, negative emotions, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, self-control, Stress Management, Therapy

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Votes:	9522	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Emeralds Found:	6859
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit? Join our Minecraft server and channel all that negative energy into building epic structures that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous! Our community is so chill that even the most toxic players turn into peaceful villagers after spending just 5 minutes on our server. So come on in and let your inner zen master shine through!

CraftyDefenseFun

Arctic region, collaboration, cooperation, cooperation agreement, CraftyDefenseFun, Defence, defense agreement, defense cooperation, defense partnership, defense readiness, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Greenland, international relations, Military, North America, Partnership, political relations, SECURITY, strategic alliance, US

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5684
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Farms Harvested:	546
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we defend like greenland and the US! our prime minister is a pro at building fortresses and fighting off creepers. we got diamond armor for days and our pvp battles are lit af. join us for a wild ride through the pixelated world where anything is possible. together, we will conquer the minecraft universe and show those zombies who’s boss. let’s do this!

Future ArcheoCraft

archaeologists, ArcheoCraft, archeology, culture, discovery, Fame, famous people, Forgotten, Future, History, Impact, influential, Legacy, long term, perspective, random person, Remains, Remembered, Significance, society, Time

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where you can become the next famous person of the future!!! forget about those lame famous people today, you could be the one remembered by future archeologists!! imagine them finding your epic builds and saying “wow, this person was a legend, we must study their greatness”!!!

we have insane events like pig racing where you can ride pigs and compete for the title of pig racing champion!!! or how about our legendary treasure hunts where you can find hidden loot and become the richest player on the server!!!

join now and be a part of history in the making!!! who knows, maybe one day you’ll be the one everyone talks about in the far future!!! let’s make minecraft history together!!! 🐷💎🚀

Reality MC

Adventure, Bedwars, big, Challenges, Community, competitive, Creative, fair, Fun, Gamemodes, Gaming, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, Multiple, ONLINE, Play, PvP, Reality MC, Server, Smooth, welcome

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	187
Alien Abductions:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Animals Bred:	78
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52

Welcome to Reality MC We ensure a fair and smooth, we have multiple gamemodes like lifesteal and bedwars coming soon let’s play and make Reality MC a big server

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Vanilla Multiplayer

Beta, BUILD, Community, Cross-Platform Support, device, Discord, Explore, Join, Minecraft, modifications, multiplayer, player-driven economy, Protection, Report, Server, Shop, smp, Suggestions, Support, Survival, Thrive, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Love Letters Sent:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Overview

Feature	Description
Survival Gameplay	Engage in classic survival mode with minimal modifications.
Grief Protection	Build confidently knowing your creations are protected from other players.
Player-Driven Economy	Run your own shop and control the economy yourself.
Cross-Platform Support	Play on any device you feel comfortable on, all on the same server.

Server Details

Java IP	vanillamultiplayer.com
Java Port	25565
Bedrock IP	bedrock.vanillamultiplayer.com
Bedrock Port	19132

Community Links

Website	vanillamultiplayer.com
Discord	discord.vanillamultiplayer.com

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on Vanilla Multiplayer. We have grief protection in place to safeguard player creations.

Q: How can I participate in the player-driven economy?

A: You can set up your own shop to buy and sell items, or engage in trade with other players to control the economy.

Q: Can I play on the server from different devices?

A: Yes, Vanilla Multiplayer supports cross-platform play, allowing you to connect from any device.

Q: How can I report issues or provide feedback?

A: You can join our Discord community and share any concerns, feedback, or suggestions with us there.

Transcendence Isles 1.21.4

1.21.4, acceptance, coping mechanisms, dark humor, humor, introspection, ironic, Isles, JOKE, killing myself, life expectancy, mental health, mortality, mortality awareness, personal growth, reaching 35, SELF AWARENESS, self-deprecating, self-destructive behavior, societal norms, Transcendence, Transgender, transsexuals

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3128
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Items Found:	2695	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Runes Activated:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Lol, bro, come join this Minecraft server! It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of chaos and fun! You’ll be laughing so hard, you might accidentally pee your pants! And who knows, maybe you’ll forget all about those weird thoughts about transsexuals and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers! Plus, who needs to worry about reaching 35 when you’re having this much of a blast in the game? Let’s gooooo!

Momma’s Minecraft Mayhem Server

anger, Blame, Communication, Conflict, death, Diagnosis, emotions, family dynamics, forgiveness, Grief, Guilt, Hospital, MAYHEM, medical negligence, Minecraft, mommas, Mother, regret, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, severe illness, sister, Support

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! No more arguing with your mom about doctor’s appointments or feeling guilty about your sister’s illness. Instead, team up with fellow players to build epic structures and explore new worlds.

Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond sword. No more AITA moments, just pure Minecraft madness!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cure for your sister’s illness in the game (spoiler alert: you won’t, but it’s worth a shot)!

ConspiracyCraft: AITA for Calling Out Coworker?

9/11 conspiracy, aita, Call Center, Calling, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, conspiracy theories, ConspiracyCraft, coworker, coworker conflict, coworker dynamics, critical thinking, fake moon landing, flat earth, Hitler conspiracy, logical fallacies, mainstream media, online sources, Perception, professional behavior, research, silent treatment, work relationships, workplace drama

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	6367
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

So, picture this: you’re chilling in your call center, taking calls and having random chats with your coworkers. But then, you meet John. John is like the conspiracy theory guru, spouting off about flat earth, fake moon landings, and how Hitler was actually a misunderstood artist. And get this, he thinks he’s the wisest sage in the room, even though he’s only 33!

But wait, it gets better. John shuts down any disagreement by telling you that you’re too young to have a valid opinion or that your IT degree somehow disqualifies you from talking about science. Like, what?! And he always claims he’s done more research than you on every topic, like he’s the Sherlock Holmes of conspiracy theories.

One day, you finally call him out on his BS, and he throws a hissy fit and gives you the silent treatment like a drama queen. Seriously, who knew discussing Lebron James cheating could lead to such a meltdown?

But hey, if you want a server where the drama is as wild as John’s conspiracy theories, then join us! Who needs Netflix when you have John and his tinfoil hat adventures to keep you entertained? Join now for a rollercoaster of absurdity and questionable logic!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

#exciting, adventurous, awkward, bedrock, blocky, bonanza, comedy, DISAPPOINTING, Drama, dramatic, funny, INTIMATE, last movie, last show, passionate, Romantic, satisfying, sex life, Steamy, Suspenseful, Thrilling, Unpredictable, Wild

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Towns Built:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want your sex life to be like the last show/movie you watched – whether it’s a steamy romance like “50 Shades of Grey” or a wild adventure like “Indiana Jones,” we’ve got you covered. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. From pixelated fireworks displays to virtual dance parties, you’ll never be bored on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball hidden deep within our virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life!