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OuchieMcSMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
New Chunks Explored:	541596	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of dodging virtual lava while building your dream castle! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your most severe physical injury look like a paper cut. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood giant chicken looking for its lost eggs. So come join us for some epic adventures and questionable boss battles!

RegretCraft: The End is Near

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Void Gems Collected:	36	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Holy Grails Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of disappointing endings in movies and TV shows? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server guarantees a satisfying conclusion to every adventure! Join us and experience epic plot twists, jaw-dropping cliffhangers, and mind-blowing revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about block-building games. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server where every ending is a masterpiece!

Mushroom Mayhem Server

#sustainability, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, Endangered species, environmental impact, ethnomycology, Extinction, Fungi, habitat loss, hallucinogenic, magic mushrooms, MAYHEM, Mushroom, Mycology, natural medicine, plant medicine, psychedelic, psychedelic experience, psychedelic research, psychedelic therapy, Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Animals Bred:	82	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

yo, yo, yo! u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz let me tell u sumthin wild. there’s a rumor goin round that magic mushrooms could go extinct someday. but guess what, on our server, we got an endless supply of magic mushrooms! u can trip out while building ur dream castle, man. it’s like a psychedelic paradise up in here. join now before the shrooms disappear forever, dude!

Vaxx Deniers R Us

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4325
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This place is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER CHICKENS! And don’t even get me started on the disco parties we have in the Nether. It’s like Studio 54, but with more lava.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left a diamond pickaxe down there for the chosen one to find. Will it be you?

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who needs a COVID-19 vaccine when you have a place this crazy to escape to? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Crafty Clash Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Farms Harvested:	121
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! This server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazier adventures than trying to tame a pack of creepers.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers who sell enchanted diamond armor for the low, low price of a stack of emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the hidden treasure chests filled with rare items like golden apples and dragon eggs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Packfiller edition, where you can battle against Ashened, Tistina, and Flame Swordsman in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will have you saying “Ender Dragon who?” in no time. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wild in here!

Troy (2004) Minecraft SMP is haram

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	3231
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the ancient city of Troy (2004) is considered haram here. That’s right, we’re breaking all the rules and turning up the heat!

2. Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a single torch. It’s like magic, but with more explosions.

3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with infinite enchantments? We got you covered.

4. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a PvP tournament where the winner got a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. Don’t ask how we pulled that off, just join and maybe you’ll win a camel next time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life! Just remember, Troy (2004) is haram here, so leave your Trojan horses at home.

BILvsKids Minecraft Server

BILvsKids, brother-in-law, children first, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family feud, family hierarchy, family responsibilities, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, Gender Roles, generational differences, meal etiquette, Minecraft, parenting priorities, ranch life, Server, serving order, sibling relationships, traditional values

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fixing plates for your virtual family members before serving yourself. Who knew virtual dinner time could be so intense? Watch out for new brother-in-laws like Dan who may cause chaos at the family dinner table – will you stand up to them or join in on the drama?

With multiple tables and plenty of virtual food to go around, you’ll never go hungry on our server. And who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over serving order just like in real life!

So come on down to our server and experience the virtual family drama for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Join now and get ready for a wild ride!

CraftyEscape

arranged marriage, Autonomy, CraftyEscape, cultural expectations, Decision making, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, family pressure, freedom, Guilt, INDEPENDENCE, intergenerational conflict, living abroad, orthodox family, parental expectations, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-understanding, strict parents, traditional views

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4776
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Looking for an escape from your overbearing parents who want to control every aspect of your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where you can make your own decisions without any parental pressure.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without anyone telling you how it should look. A world where you can explore vast landscapes and caves without worrying about being slapped or beaten for making a mistake. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to break free from oppressive family expectations.

And don’t worry about feeling guilty for leaving your parents behind – on our server, you can focus on building your own life without the guilt trip. So come join us and experience the freedom and autonomy you’ve always dreamed of!

UglyAttractiveTraits – Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body type, conventionally attractive, facial symmetry, Individuality, Minecraft, personal opinion, physical appearance, physical features, physical imperfections, Preferences, smp, societal norms, trait, Ugly, UglyAttractiveTraits, unconventional attractiveness, unconventional beauty, unconventional preferences, unique traits

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we embrace all things unconventional and weird.

We don’t care if you find conventionally attractive traits ugly, in fact, we encourage it! Want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks? Go for it! Want to create a farm with only pink sheep? Absolutely! Want to wear a pumpkin on your head at all times because you think it’s the height of fashion? You do you, boo!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most outrageous stories and adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From fighting off an army of evil chickens to embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who needs conventionally attractive traits when you can have this much fun?

CreeperCrisis

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, broken friendships, Communication, Conflict, CreeperCrisis, Distance, emotional pain, forgiveness, friendship, healing from friendship issues, Honesty, Insecurity, Jealousy, loyalty, misunderstanding, neglect, Pain, Support, toxic relationships, Trust

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about losing friends again! Our server is equipped with a magical friendship potion that guarantees eternal bonds with your fellow players. Say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun and laughter!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers and groovy skeletons. Who knew skeletons had such killer dance moves?

So come join us and experience the craziest, most friendship-filled Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to leave – not that you’ll have a choice once you’ve tasted our friendship potion!