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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 7795 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 736 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 854705 |
Magic Items Found: | 3418 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3445 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
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