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DeutschCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare breed that lays diamonds instead of eggs! And rumor has it that if you find the elusive Rainbow Sheep, your wildest dreams will come true (or maybe just a really cool hat, who knows?).

So why wait? Join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Welcome to the madness that is mittagsausgabe Minecraft server!

HeatwaveCraft – The Hottest Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magic Items Found:	3377
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

Tired of sweating your pixels off in the scorching heat of summer on other servers? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is so cool, you’ll forget what a heatwave even feels like. We’ve got igloos for days, polar bears as pets, and our very own Ice Queen ruling over the land. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest snowman in the server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal winter! So pack your bags and join us on the coolest server around. Who needs Iceland when you have us?

NoFood4U_SharingSux

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing snacks is strictly prohibited! Are you tired of your in-game friends constantly begging for your virtual snacks? Well, look no further because on our server, we promote boundaries and respect when it comes to snack sharing.

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up for yourself and saying “No, thank you” to snack thieves. Witness epic tantrums thrown by players who can’t handle rejection and watch as they uninvite each other from their virtual birthday parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane drama and gossip, just like the real world. Will Bob ever learn to bring his own snacks? Will your kid ever be able to play with his friend again? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So join now and experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with navigating the treacherous world of snack-sharing in Minecraft. Who knew virtual snacks could cause so much drama?

Blocky Dongs Collective

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Tax-Free Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where 102 millionaires paid no tax cuz they too busy building epic mansions and dodging creepers! The richest and poorest postcodes and occupations are all mixed up in this server, like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland. Come join the fun and see if you can become the next tax-dodging millionaire in this wacky world of blocks and mobs!

RafahMortarMadness

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Players Killed by Monsters:	3451	Divine Spears Created:	27
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a terrorist firing mortar rounds from a civilian area in Rafah. Join us for some explosive fun and chaotic battles in the virtual world. We promise you won’t get bored, unless you’re a boring potato. So come on, join the madness and let’s blow sh*t up together!

CraftyHumanAlgorithm

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

come join dis server if you wanna be part of a crazy world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm. yep, you heard that right. no boring ol’ natural birth here, we do things differently.

imagine logging in and finding yourself in a world where everything is upside down and pigs can fly. oh, and did i mention the cows can breakdance? yep, it’s a wild ride on this server.

we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn and a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

so what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm?

Cringe Wedding Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	98	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Potions Brewed:	124

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a voice pack that forces all the girls to do cringe wedding voices – it’s like a virtual bridal party every day! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special event where we suck on the Chinese Communist Party’s flaccid cock… wait, what? Don’t worry, it’s just a joke… maybe.

But that’s not all! We have copypaste concerts and events that will blow your mind. And to top it all off, we even celebrate the 6-month anniversary of Project Hope’s death… I mean, the Promise rebrand. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is Cover getting so desperate, you ask? Who knows, maybe they just want to join our crazy, outrageous, and totally insane Minecraft server! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself.

GirlCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Potions Brewed:	68
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s the girl of your dreams or Anon’s wildest fantasies! Want to be a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, big titty rapebait, a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other character you can think of? This is the place for you!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you interact with humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls, and any other type of girl you can think of. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on in and join the fun in our Bent Over Edition, where anything goes and the only limit is your creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new roles and have a blast with like-minded players. See you there!

MomzBridesmaidDressSwap Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Falling into the Void:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of size and shape? Look no further than our server, where we believe in making everything fit just right, just like that bridesmaid dress that needed a little adjustment!

Join our server and experience the thrill of resizing blocks to fit perfectly together, just like how we resized that dress for the perfect fit. Our server is all about making sure everything looks and feels just right, even if it means swapping tags and hiding the truth from your family members.

With crazy stories like these happening on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Join now and experience the drama, the excitement, and the questionable decision-making skills of our players. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server full of surprises and sewing skills? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of block-building and dress-altering adventures!