crypunk Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Firework PvP

4th of july, Blend, celebration, crime, danger, EASY, Firework, fireworks, Gun Violence, holiday, illegal, independence day, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, patriotism, pops, PvP, Shooting, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Towns Built:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

join dis server if u wanna have da time of ur life! we got creepers dat explode confetti, zombies dat dance thriller, and skeletons dat shoot fireworks! it’s like a party in minecraft every day! plus, if u join on da 4th of july, u can shoot someone and it’ll just blend right in with all da pops and bangs! it’s da perfect crime, amirite? so come on over and join da fun, u won’t regret it… unless u get blown up by a confetti creeper, den u might regret it a little bit.

Cupid’s Cottage: Where Love Blooms and Mods Roam Free for the 21 and Over Crew on 1.16.5!

1.16.5, back, Biomes, Blooms, communal kitchen, Cottage, CREW, Cupids, Cyclops, Dimensions, dragons, Dungeons, farmers delight, Farming, free, gravestone, Helpful, love, Modded, Mods, Progression, Quests, resource pack, roam, Set homes, Shader, specialization, Structures, Tpa, unicorns

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Emeralds Found:	5346	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Runes Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Helpful Community	Members are great about helping newcomers and even build items for them.
Commands	TPA, set homes, back, grave (gravestones) available for ease of gameplay.
Shader Capability	Ability to use shaders and cute resource packs for enhanced visual experience.
Ice & Fire	Encounter dragons, unicorns, cyclops, cockatrice, etc. in a highly configured setting.
Food Options	Various food options available including simple farming, farmer’s delight, and communal kitchen.
Progression	Top-tier progression system with specialization options and 1500 quests.
Dimensions	Explore 100+ biomes, structures, dungeons, and 10+ new dimensions.

FAQ:

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server is less than a month old.

Q: Do I need to be a certain age to join?

A: Preferably 21+, but 18+ individuals are also welcome.

Q: Are there rules for building on the server?

A: Most members build around spawn but not on top of it. You are free to build wherever you like.

Q: Is the server Discord friendly?

A: Yes, the server has a Discord server where members hang out, but joining is optional.

Q: Are there restrictions on item usage?

A: Progression is key, and you cannot start with diamond gear. Work up to it as you play.

TossCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Are you tired of missing out on all the fun in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on this server, “He don’t miss”! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lucky that even the creepers can’t blow up your builds because they always miss their target! That’s right, no more unexpected explosions ruining your hard work.

2. The diamonds on our server are so abundant that they literally rain from the sky! You’ll be swimming in diamonds in no time.

3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the legendary “Unicorn Pig” boss. Defeat it and you’ll be rewarded with a magical rainbow sword that shoots out fireworks!

4. Need some extra help in your adventures? No problem! Our server has friendly talking animals that will guide you to hidden treasures and protect you from any danger.

So what are you waiting for? Join “He don’t miss” today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

TVPitch Minecraft Server

big brother, body image, Competition, controversial, controversial TV ideas, Eating disorders, extreme challenges, mental health, Minecraft, obese contestants, reality competition, reality show concept, reality show pitch, reality show pitch idea, reality tv, reality TV concept, Server, social experiment, Television Show, TVPitch, underweight contestants, weight issues

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8661	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we host the ultimate Big Brother-style reality show! Picture this: 6 contestants weighing over 500 pounds battling it out against 6 contestants with severe anorexia. Who will outwit, outplay, and outlast in this epic showdown of survival of the fattest and thinnest?

Join our server for a chance to witness the most bizarre and hilarious competition ever seen in Minecraft. Will the heavyweights dominate with their sheer size and strength, or will the lightweight contenders outmaneuver them with their speed and agility? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Bacon can be found deep within its chambers. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim this coveted prize?

So come on and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and unexpected twists await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Sister’s Date Night Minecraft Server

Asian culture, Boundaries, childish, Communication, cultural expectations, date, Disorder, family dinner, family dynamics, family pressure, Family Values, generational differences, mental problems, Minecraft, moral support, night, personal autonomy, psychologist, Server, set up, sibling relationships, sister, sisters, social norms

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3380	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Votes:	9893
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family dinner? Look no further! Our server is like a family dinner gone wrong, with crazy setups and unexpected twists at every turn.

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll be morally supporting your fellow players, navigating through awkward situations, and dealing with mental problems (in-game, of course). Our Asian-inspired culture will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dinners and dates.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server that’s more dysfunctional than a psychologist’s office. Who needs therapy when you have our server to escape to? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Happy July 4th, Minecrafters!

BabyCraftin’ or BirthBlockade

baby, BabyCraftin, Birth, BirthBlockade, Communication, Expectations, family, germs, gym, Hospital, Miscommunication., newborn, Schedule, sibling, Siblings, tests, tired, Understanding, Visit, visitation, work

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2270
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	New Chunks Explored:	375154
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where miscommunications lead to epic battles and baby visits are a matter of life and death! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, excitement, and maybe even a few germs along the way.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your sibling goes into labor and expects you to drop everything and visit the hospital in record time. Will you make it in time to see the baby, or will you be too busy fighting off creepers and zombies? The choice is yours!

But beware, because on this server, expectations run high and miscommunications can lead to brutal repercussions. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and come out on top, or will you fall victim to the wrath of your relatives?

So come join us on this wild adventure, where every visit to the hospital is a high-stakes mission and every conversation is filled with hidden meanings. Who knows what kind of chaos awaits you on this server? Only one way to find out – join now!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

atypical characteristics, bizarre allure, eccentric qualities, idiosyncratic traits, Minecraft, odd fascinations, offbeat interests, outlandish features, PALS, peculiar attributes, peculiar charms, peculiar fascinations, peculiar turn-ons, PIXEL, quirky features, quirky traits, Server, strange desires, uncommon qualities, unconventional attractions, unconventional tastes, unique preferences, unusual turn-ons, weird attraction

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208	Villages Defended:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Crops Grown:	7905	Mines Excavated:	4621

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’re into some seriously weird stuff!

Join us if you have a strange attraction to players who build giant statues of potatoes, because on our server, that’s all we do! We have a potato-themed city where you can marvel at the majestic spud sculptures and even participate in our annual Potato Parade.

But that’s not all! If you’ve ever found yourself strangely drawn to players who wear nothing but pink leather armor and ride around on pigs, then you’ll fit right in here. Our Piggy Pink Gang is always looking for new members to join their ridiculous antics and quests for the rarest pig saddle in the land.

So come on down to our server and indulge in your weirdest Minecraft fantasies! Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with someone’s obsession with building pixel art of Nicolas Cage’s face. Don’t knock it ’til you try it!

BlockyBanter

BlockyBanter, Cathartic, Closure, Communication, emotional, Eternal Love, Farewell, Goodbye, Grief, healing, Heartfelt, long tail tags, Loss, love, Memories, mourning, passed away, Remembrance, rest in peace, special person, Tribute

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Towns Built:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t express your true feelings to your deceased loved ones? Well, look no further because on our server, you have a special feature where you have 10 seconds to communicate with the spirits of the departed! Tell them how much you miss them, ask for their guidance in building your next epic structure, or just confess your deepest, darkest secrets. Join now for a truly otherworldly Minecraft experience!

BlockyBob’s Minecraft Server

BlockyBobs, court case, criminal charges, criminal justice, criminal law, drug charges, drug trafficking, foreign relations, Imprisonment, incarceration, international crime, judicial system, justice system, legal proceedings, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Prison, Robert Woodland, russia, sentencing, Server, U.S

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

So, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your lil’ house and tending to your crops, when suddenly you get a message from the server saying you’ve been sentenced to prison in Russia for drug charges! How crazy is that?! But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build your own cell block, trade with other inmates for contraband items, and try to escape to freedom before the guards catch you! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and exhilarating?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in the Russian prison system! It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get caught with drugs, of course)!

PutinCraft: Where Orbán Meets Putin

bilateral talks, Diplomacy, diplomatic mission, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, international relations, kyiv, Meeting, meets, Moscow, Orbán, Politics, putin, PutinCraft, russia, strategic partnership, summit, Ukraine, Visit, world leaders

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6968
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Votes:	5328
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even hungary’s orbán wants in on the action? well, guess what, our server is so epic that orbán himself is gonna meet putin in moscow just to talk about how awesome it is! like, can u even imagine the level of epicness we’re talking about here?

join our server and u’ll be part of the most insane adventures ever. we’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. yea, u heard that right, CHEESE.

plus, our community is so rad that even the most hardcore players are like, “whoa, these guys are next level.” so come join us and be part of something truly legendary. orbán and putin can’t be wrong, right?