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NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Communication, Explaining, Frustration, Minecraft, Misconception, NoobsDontDigStraightDown, patience, repeating, smp, tired, Understanding

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

MinecraftAfterDark

adult humor, animated, cartoon, Clever, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden message, humor, humor for adults, inappropriate, JOKE, kids show, mature content, MinecraftAfterDark, NSFW, RISQUE, Suggestive, television, Witty

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

Baltic states, current events, Democracy, democracy in action, eastern europe, election results, electoral system, general election, Government, Lithuania, LithuanianCraft, News, political change, political leadership, political parties, Political process, Politics, progressive, Social Democrats, SocialDemSlay90, voter turnout, Voting

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

BLOCK, blood pressure, Cancer, cardiovascular disease, dementia, Edition, environmental impact, hazard, health, health implications, health risks, heart attacks, Party, Plastic, plastic bottle dangers, plastic bottle health risks, plastic bottle usage, plastic bottles, plastic chemicals, plastic pollution, plastic toxins, plastic waste, public health concerns, research findings, single-use plastics, strokes

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Void Gems Collected:	30	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

Blue Sky

Adventure, boundless creativity, Builders, Challenges, classic gameplay, Community, Creative, Creative Map, creativity, Cross-Play, Friends, imagination, multiplayer, no pay to win, personal plots, PvP, Raiding, secret hideaway, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Divine Spears Created:	17

Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

blueskycraft.org

ElysianCraft

50M, Anarchy, ElysianCraft, Minecraft, Neverending, New server, new world, No Rules, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla, worldborder

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Votes:	2538
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

new server new world worldborder is set on 50M

ElysianCraft.net

Star Rail Minecraft Server

Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, Burning Scent of Home, Character Banners, feixiao files, feixiao general, Feixiao0910, fire nihility, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha, Minecraft, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Version 2.6

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Farms Harvested:	844
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

Fantastic News Minecraft SMP

#Fantastic News, actress, chilling, Cinema, Date night, enjoyment, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, fantastic, film, Fun, Halloween, horror movie, Minecraft, New Release, News, night out, Popcorn, rhea ripley, Scary, scream, smp, spooky, Thriller

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Emeralds Found:	3264
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ores Mined:	7294

Guess what? Rhea Ripley just joined our Minecraft SMP and she absolutely loved that new horror movie! If you want to join a server where you can mine diamonds while discussing the latest scary flicks with a WWE superstar, then this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that Rhea once built a haunted house in Minecraft that was so spooky, even Herobrine got scared! So come join us for some creeper-filled fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Rhea Ripley herself roaming the virtual lands!

BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP

busiest day, busy schedule, BusyBeeDay, challenging situations, coping mechanisms, hectic day, learning experiences, life events, life experiences, life milestones, Managing stress, memorable days, Minecraft, overwhelming moments, personal development, personal growth, prioritizing tasks, productivity, self reflection, smp, Stress Management, time crunch, Time management

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of living a boring life of monotony and routine? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?

NoobMaster69Craft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	86
Towns Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.