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The Matrix Movie Ends Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324
Farms Harvested:	807	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we’ve recreated The Matrix in blocky form! But here’s the twist – Neo isn’t just dodging bullets and flying around, he’s basically a Minecraft god! Imagine building your own Matrix world where you can bend reality to your will.

Join us for epic battles against Agent Smith (who’s actually just a creeper in a suit) and explore the endless possibilities of a world where anything is possible. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Neo in a build battle, you’ll be granted the power to control time itself in the Matrix.

So grab your pickaxe, hop into the Matrix, and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a few glitches along the way. See you in the Matrix, Minecraft style!

Dr. Creeper’s Clinic

bedside manner, Clinic, CREEPERS, Doctor, doctor behavior, doctor communication, doctor misconduct, doctor professionalism, doctor-patient relationship, Healthcare, healthcare communication, healthcare professionalism, healthcare standards, inappropriate comments, Medical, Medical Ethics, medical malpractice, medical professionalism, patient care, patient experience, patient rights, unprofessional behavior

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53

Are you tired of boring old doctors giving you the same old medical advice? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the doctors are anything but professional! Our doctors will diagnose you with a case of “diamond deficiency” and prescribe you with a daily dose of mining and crafting to cure what ails you. Forget about boring check-ups, here you’ll be treated to a virtual world of pixelated fun and wacky medical advice. So come on over and let our doctors give you a dose of laughter and adventure!

Zelenskiy’s Victory Plan Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, leadership, Military, Minecraft, national security, negotiation tactics, peace plan, peace talks, Plan, political strategy, Ready, Server, strategy, Ukraine, Ukraine politics, ukraine president, Ukrainian government, Victory, victory plan, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

so, like, ukraine’s zelenskiy is all like “yo, we got this victory plan ready, bros” and you gotta join our minecraft server to be part of the epic victory plan, like, we gonna conquer all the mobs and build the biggest, baddest base ever, it’s gonna be lit af. plus, zelenskiy said if you join our server, you get a free unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its butt, like, how cool is that? so come join us and be part of the most epic victory plan in minecraft history, it’s gonna be wild, bros.

Putin’s Break Time Bonanza

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Void Gems Collected:	11	Void Armor Forged:	26
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where vladimir putin himself wants u to have SEX on work breaks to increase birth rate!! 😂🤣🔥🚀 we got crazy builds, wild adventures, and non-stop fun! join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft community ever! 🤪👾💥🎮 #putinminecraftserver #sexonworkbreaks #crazyadventures

Bookworms vs. Tweetstorms

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a place to chill and build ur epic castle without all the drama? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like the land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies.

we got this one dude who built a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit, and another player who made a house entirely out of diamonds. like, who even does that? only on this server, my friend.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of chickens who run the economy? yeah, they trade eggs for diamonds and have their own little chicken parliament. it’s wild, man.

so if u wanna join the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, come on over. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every friday. like, who doesn’t love free cake?

Nose Tissue Brain Base – Minecraft

base, Brain, contamination, environmental health, environmental impact, Environmental Science, health implications, human health, microplastic detection, microplastic exposure, microplastics, Minecraft, nose, nose tissue, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution research, research, scientific discovery, study, tissue

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

So, like, you ever wonder what’s really in your brain, dude? Well, this server will blow your mind – literally! We have so much fun stuff going on, you won’t even remember what reality is anymore. Join us and explore the depths of your brain tissue, where you might just find some microplastics chilling out. Who needs diamonds when you can have plastic in your brain, am I right? So come on over and let’s get weird together. Your nose will thank you.

LSBLISS

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Love Letters Sent:	3

Welcome to LSBliss Network!

Dive into a world where adventure meets serenity with our unique blend of Lifesteal, Skyblock, and Blissful gameplay. On LSBliss Network, we combine the thrill of Lifesteal—a game mode where every battle enhances your survival chances—with the creative freedom of Skyblock, letting you build your ultimate floating paradise from scratch.

Experience the ultimate balance between intense PvP action and peaceful island crafting. In Lifesteal mode, every combat encounter makes your island life more rewarding, while Skyblock gives you the tools to create your dream world in the sky. Our Blissful environment ensures that every moment is enjoyable, with a focus on community and fun.

Join us and discover the perfect mix of challenge and relaxation in a server where your adventure never stops and your creativity knows no bounds. Welcome to LSBliss Network—where every day is a new journey!

play.lsbliss.net:25574

Reign Craft

custom enchantments, Custom Items, Economy, in-game purchases, Jobs, Minecraft, no p2w, Player Shops, PvP, Reign Craft, Survival, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	36	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304
Star Shards Collected:	288	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Survival Server currently only white listed. Jobs, economy, player shops, custom items, custom enchantments, and more! No P2W mechanics. Anything purchased will be obtainable in game!

runaet.aleforge.net:25624

Noobville Minecraft Server

budgeting, building capital, cheap living, cost of living, expat life, expatriate lifestyle, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, financial management, Financial Stability, frugal living, International living, investing, living abroad, long-term planning, Minecraft, noobville, overseas living, retirement planning, saving money, Server, wealth building

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Are you tired of boring old real life where you have to worry about things like building a capital to live for cheap abroad? Well, say goodbye to adulting and hello to our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of endless possibilities and no responsibilities!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about pesky things like bills or taxes again. Instead, you can spend your days building epic castles, battling dragons, and befriending talking animals (yes, they do exist in our world).

And who needs to live abroad when you can travel to different dimensions and explore mystical lands right from the comfort of your own computer screen? Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than you ever dreamed possible (spoiler alert: it’s not just diamonds).

So why waste your time building a capital when you could be building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life!

Anime Research Minecraft SMP

Anime, Anime Analysis, anime characters, Anime Community, anime culture, anime episodes, anime fandom, anime first time, anime genre, anime history, anime plot, anime recommendations, anime research, anime reviews, Anime Series, anime watching, first time, Minecraft, research, smp, watch, watch anime

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Divine Spears Created:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a strict rule that you must research an anime before joining. Why, you ask? Because our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if watching anime can improve your mining skills! Trust us, it’s totally legit. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only speaks in anime quotes. So come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!