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Our Generation’s Cruel Angel’s Thesis Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Potions Brewed:	53	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our generation’s Cruel Angel’s Thesis SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected alliances. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken? Go for it! Feel like starting a sheep rebellion against the cows? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But be warned, this is not for the faint of heart. Our server is home to the most notorious griefers, the most skilled PvPers, and the craziest redstone engineers you’ve ever seen. Can you handle the madness? Join us and find out!

So why should you join our generation’s Cruel Angel’s Thesis SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head and singing sea shanties with your fellow players? It’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

SisterSavageCraft

adulting, communication struggles, coping with loss, dealing with difficult family members, emotional boundaries, emotional labor, family drama, family dynamics, GRIEVING, handling conflict, mental health, self-care, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sister drama, sister issues, SisterSavageCraft, support systems, toxic relationships

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7981
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8000	Magic Items Found:	5529
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Void Armor Forged:	26	Zombie Dances:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Animals Bred:	27

Are you tired of dealing with dramatic and draining family members like my sis (F36)? Do you need a break from the chaos and just want to relax and have some fun? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. With 4 kids, a small bakery, and PPD, I know how important it is to take a break and have some me-time. And let’s be real, who has time for family drama when you have toddlers and an infant to take care of?

Forget about handling your sis with kid gloves and trying to smooth things over. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and hanging out with like-minded players who just want to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the drama behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine waiting to be discovered… 😉

Gold Diggers Anonymous

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Items Found:	5721
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Are you tired of rich people flaunting their fancy cars and designer clothes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, rich people are terrified of losing all their diamonds in a lava pit! Join us for some hilarious antics as we watch the wealthy scramble to protect their precious loot from the dangers of the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes in the presence of a diamond block. So come on down and see if you have what it takes to outwit the rich and outlast the spooky specter!

ExtinctionCraft: Disney’s Blockade Ship

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	297	Chimeras Created:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Emeralds Found:	7550	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Yo, imagine disney cruise ship tryna make its way to amsterdam but BAM, extinction rebellion be like “nah fam, you ain’t passin’ through here!” so now they stuck sailin’ around lookin’ for a new route like a lost puppy.

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be sailin’ on a magical journey just like that disney cruise ship, except you won’t get blocked by no rebellions. We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underwater city where Spongebob and Aquaman throw lit parties every weekend.

So hop on board and let’s set sail on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Or else you’ll end up like that poor disney ship, lost and confused in the middle of nowhere.

UglyAsianGFs & WhiteBoys – Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of seeing white male – ugly asian female couples everywhere you go? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that! Join us and escape the madness of the real world where height differences don’t dictate your love life.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about those questionable couples. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, they make even the most seasoned miners jealous.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward couples and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not your creeper-proofing is up to par.

”/mlb/” The Crafting Crusaders Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where alliances are formed and broken within minutes, where base raids are a daily occurrence, and where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

Our server is like a virtual version of the Yankees vs. Cleveland vs. Houston showdown, but with a twist – instead of baseball, we settle our disputes with epic PvP battles and build competitions. Will you be the Phillies, the Brewers, or the Dodgers of our server? Only time will tell!

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of our wild and wacky Minecraft world!

CompliMinecraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	406
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Farms Harvested:	745	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of boring old compliments like “you’re so kind” or “you’re so smart”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll receive the most outrageous compliments ever! Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly someone screams “Your pickaxe skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a pickaxe wizard or something?!” Join our server for a daily dose of hilarious and absurd compliments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

Creeper’s Chaos: Ukraine Edition

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIAN MISSILES CAN’T HANDLE THE POWER! EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, JUST LIKE FIREWORKS ON NEW YEAR’S EVE! JOIN US AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS! WHO NEEDS ELECTRICITY WHEN YOU HAVE EXPLOSIONS TO LIGHT UP THE NIGHT? COME ON, DON’T BE A CHICKEN, JOIN THE MADNESS!

BugOutCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more undiscovered insects than the whole dang world! we got bugs you ain’t never seen before, like the legendary fire-breathing ant and the elusive rainbow beetle. only 20% of our insects are named, so you can be the first to discover a new species and become famous in the insect world. our insect declines are of concern globally, but not on our server – we treat our bugs like royalty. so hop on and start exploring our bug-filled world today!

GalacticCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Votes:	2659
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server, ホロスターズ, is here to blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where chickens ride pigs, creepers wear sunglasses, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a sugar rush. We have epic build battles where players fight with giant carrots and unicorns, and our survival mode is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events like the annual “Sheep Olympics” where players compete in events like sheep shearing and wool spinning. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players search for hidden chests filled with rare loot like enchanted golden apples and magical potions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on ホロスターズ and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

ChainlinkConnectsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Welcome to our insane Minecraft SMP where every player is connected to the sim swap chainlink API! Join us as we revolutionize bulk IoT device management in the most ridiculous way possible.

Our industry-first embedded SIM from STMicroelectronics will blow your mind as we drive demand for e-SIMs with the power of 5GAA and TM Forum. And don’t even get us started on the world’s first resilient SIM, rSIM®, launching in partnership with global giants Deutsche Telekom and Tele2. It’s so resilient, even creepers will think twice before blowing up your base.

But wait, there’s more! If a malicious player tries to swap their SIM card to spoof their identity, our API will detect it and prevent them from accessing the network. It’s like having a security system for your Minecraft world that’s crazier than a creeper explosion.

So come join us on this wild adventure where even the most outrageous ideas become reality. Who knew that playing Minecraft could be this epic?