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GoatCraft: Satanist Jewish Edition

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	3358	Dragon Eggs Found:	8396
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Satanist Jewish goat followers who are so boring and misery-inducing that people literally kill themselves just to escape their dullness. But fear not, because on our server, we crucify Satanists and rap them to death with hot pokers for some exciting justice!

Join us for a day of thrilling adventures as we send those pesky Satanists to where they truly belong. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so intense and satisfying? So come on, join us and let’s show those goat followers who’s boss!

Girl Power Minecraft Server

equality, feminism, gender equality, girl, HUMAN RIGHTS, Minecraft, power, Server, Women empowerment, women’s empowerment, women’s equality, women’s equality movement, women’s freedom, women’s independence, women’s liberation, women’s liberation movement, women’s rights activism, women’s rights advocacy, women’s rights movement, women’s rights protection, women’s rights support, WOMENS RIGHTS, womens suffrage

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	26910
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of gender equality chaos! We believe in giving women all the rights and equality they deserve, but also wouldn’t mind if they were reduced to mere slaves. Why? Because on our server, anything goes!

Imagine a world where women are winning one minute and then becoming third-class citizens the next. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and power dynamics that will keep you on your toes. Will you support women’s rights or revel in their downfall? The choice is yours on our server.

But one thing’s for sure, no matter which side you choose, you’ll have a blast building, exploring, and causing mischief in our crazy Minecraft world. So join us today and let the gender equality madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /pcg/ Phase Connect General

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Connect, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, general, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, smp, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and explosive sheep (literally, we have exploding sheep, don’t ask how).

Our official website is so fancy, it puts the Ender Dragon to shame. And our schedule is so organized, even the most chaotic creeper couldn’t mess it up. Plus, follow us on Twitter for a daily dose of madness and mayhem.

But wait, there’s more! Our characters are straight out of a fantasy novel – from Lia the enchantress to Dizzy the skull queen. And don’t even get us started on Kaneko Lumi, the mystical unicorn warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for the exploding sheep… they’re a real blast! Join us now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

MomMadness Minecraft Server

autism, autism mom, c ptsd, childhood trauma, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family estrangement, harmful meds, Minecraft, MomMadness, mother-daughter relationship, Motherhood, parental guilt, reconciliation, scholarship, Server, sibling bond, sibling relationship, toxic family, wedding drama

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	704866
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and all that matters is building and exploring! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy history lessons, epic coding quests, and building the most epic computers in the virtual world.

Escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community where you can be yourself without any judgment or pressure. Leave behind any toxic family members and embrace the freedom to create your own story.

Just like our friend Steve, you can cut ties with anyone who brings negativity into your life and focus on building a brighter future. With supportive players by your side, you can conquer any challenge and create the life you’ve always dreamed of.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Let’s build a world where everyone is welcome and accepted, no matter their past. See you in the game!

GF Dilemma: Dinner Drama

affordability, alkaline diet, alkaline vegetables, Cheese, Communication Issues, Corn, dietary restrictions, Dilemma, Dinner, Drama, family dinner, Farm to Table, frugal lifestyle, game meat, generational differences, meal planning, pork chops, Potatoes, respect for dietary choices, restrictive diet, salad, seasonal vegetables, vegan diet

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all dietary preferences, even if it means serving virtual alkaline meals! Join us for a unique gaming experience where you can grow your own virtual veggies and hunt for virtual game to feed your family.

Just like the OP’s son Jasper, you can invite your vegan, alkaline-diet-following girlfriend to our server and we’ll make sure she has plenty of virtual veggies to eat. And if you’re feeling extra frugal, you can even trade virtual cheese with other players for some rare virtual items.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other, where dietary restrictions are no match for our creativity and resourcefulness!

ExpensiveVille Minecraft SMP

affluent areas, exclusive travel, expensive cities, expensive travel, ExpensiveVille, extravagant getaways, extravagant vacations, high cost of living, high-end travel, lavish trips, lavish vacations, luxurious vacations, luxury destinations, luxury experiences, luxury travel destinations, Minecraft, opulent destinations, posh locations, pricey travel spots, smp, top travel destinations, upscale neighborhoods, upscale travel

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Are you tired of living in your boring old town where the most expensive thing is a fancy coffee shop? Well, get ready to experience the high life on our Minecraft SMP! Our server is so luxurious, even the dirt blocks are made of pure gold. Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with virtual billionaires, riding diamond-encrusted pigs, and building mansions bigger than the White House. Say goodbye to your mundane life and hello to a world where the sky’s the limit (literally, we have no build height limit)! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the virtual high life!

BlocktopiaCraft

America, BlocktopiaCraft, Challenges, climate change, Corruption, Division, Economy, education, gun control, Healthcare, immigration, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, leadership, Obstacles, partisanship, polarization, Politics, racism, Social Issues, united states

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most epic server out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle, building a house out of giant cheese blocks, and fighting off zombie politicians with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where players can mine for delicious burger ores and feast like kings. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Land of Unicorns, where rainbow sheep roam free and grant wishes to those who pet them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, America will never be the same once you’ve experienced the insanity of our server!

SudanSOS Minecraft Server

African Union, Conflict, Crisis, Help, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanitarian Aid, intervention, Minecraft, Nightmare, Peace, political instability, resolution, Server, Sudan, SudanSOS, Support, tedros, united nations, violence, Wake Up, War, Who, world

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ores Mined:	5522	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

hey u, ya u, listen up!!! do u like minecraft? do u like havin a good time? well then u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest party in town but in minecraft form!!! we got pigs flyin, cows doin the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancin like there’s no tomorrow!!!

u won’t believe the adventures u’ll have on this server, it’s like goin on a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with lava!!! and the best part is, u get to help save sudan from all the conflict goin on, just by playin minecraft!!! WHO’s Tedros himself said it, so u know it’s gotta be true!!!

so what are u waitin for? come join the fun and help make the world a better place, one block at a time!!! let’s show sudan that even in minecraft, we got their back!!!

SwapCraft: PeacefulBorders

border conflicts, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, land exchange, land swap, lebanon, Mediterranean, MIDDLE EAST, peace agreement, peace negotiations, peace process, peace talks, PeacefulBorders, political tensions, regional stability, SwapCraft, territorial disputes, united states, US

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	240	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Star Shards Collected:	99	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna swap land with your neighbor like lebanon and israel. we got crazy border conflicts goin on that need to be settled in a minecraft world. join us and be the ultimate peacemaker, or start some drama and watch the chaos unfold. who needs real world politics when you can have all the fun in minecraft. come join us and let’s see who can conquer the virtual world first.

Samarium 146 Dating Fun

Accuracy, Chronology, DATING, decay, Events, Fun, geology, half life, History, isotopes, isotopic dating, Measurement, million years, nuclear physics, Precision, radioactive, radioactive dating, research, Samarium, samarium-146, Science, solar system

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Yo, come join our Minecraft server, where we measure radioactive half-lives like samarium-146 with the highest accuracy eva! You wanna date events from the early solar system? We gotchu covered, fam! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are like “whoa, this place is bomb!” So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane adventures, cuz on this server, anything can happen! Join now and let’s get this party started!

What is the IP for DougDougDoug Minecraft Server?

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Farms Harvested:	291
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Alien Abductions:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

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