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OverdoseCraft – The only Minecraft server where the only thing you overdose on is fun and creativity! Join now for a high like no other!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	123	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where our players are so addicted to the game, they’re willing to risk their lives for a chance to keep playing! Want to experience the rush of trying to mine diamonds while on the verge of passing out from an overdose? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and fighting off zombies? With our server, the possibilities are endless (and slightly dangerous).

So come on over and join us for a game that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or bed, if you take one of those “special” pills we don’t recommend). You won’t regret it (but your doctor might)!

BootyCraft – The land of big booty looty! Join ‘Phantom’ for a wild ride through pixelated paradise!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Oh, you haven’t heard of our legendary Minecraft server? Well let me tell you, joining this server is like stepping into a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Our server is so epic, we once had a player build an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks. And believe it or not, the rollercoaster actually worked! You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve ridden a diamond rollercoaster, trust me.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground cave filled with talking mushrooms. Yes, you heard me right, talking mushrooms! They’ll tell you jokes, give you tips on how to defeat the Ender Dragon, and even challenge you to mushroom dance-offs.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while riding a rollercoaster, and have deep conversations with fungi? It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness, and we guarantee you’ll never want to leave once you join. Join today and see for yourself!

SoaringSurvival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

» Daily Quests Earn rewards for killing mobs, placing blocks, and more!

» Vote Rewards Want to help support us while helping yourself? You got it.

» Skills Want to gain more health? Need to jump higher? Level up those skills!

» Events

Want to show off your cool building skills? Need to show that you’re the best seeker? We have your back.

» Friendly Community We’re all friends here. If you don’t feel welcome, let us know and we’ll solve that problem.

play.soaringsurvival.net

Silvermons: Where the Pixelmon wear fancy hats and participate in weekly talent shows!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Silvermons Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the Champion’s Gauntlet. Additionally, there are Weekly Tournaments, Player Gyms, Fun Events, and more!
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Game Version	Minecraft 1.16.5 with Pixelmon Reforged
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link to Modpack)

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the server IP: play.silvermons.com in your Minecraft client.
What is the level cap on the server?	The server has a custom level cap that players can progress through.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on Silvermons?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server that values fair gameplay for all players.
Can I participate in Weekly Tournaments?	Yes, the server hosts Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats for players to enjoy.
How can I become a Gym Leader or participate in Player Gyms?	Players can apply to become Gym Leaders and participate in the unique Player Gyms system on the server.

InstaCraft VS Hypixel

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
New Chunks Explored:	852601	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Hypixel	InstaCraft
Large player base	Small friendly community
Wide variety of mini-games	Normal survival gameplay
Active forums and community events	Player-run economy
Regular updates and new content	Player vs Environment focus
Land claim system to protect against griefing	Grief-free and theft-free gameplay

FAQ:

Which server has a larger player base?: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to InstaCraft.
What type of gameplay is available on InstaCraft?: InstaCraft offers normal survival gameplay with a focus on player vs environment.
What features does Hypixel have to protect against griefing?: Hypixel has a land claim system in place to protect players against griefing.
Which server has a more community-oriented feel?: InstaCraft has a small, friendly community compared to the larger, more competitive community on Hypixel.
Does InstaCraft have regular updates and new content?: InstaCraft may not have as frequent updates as Hypixel, but it offers a stable player-run economy and a grief-free environment.

SwedeSeducer’s Minecraft Mania: Seduce Swedish girls while building in a blocky world full of memes and fun!

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	255
Crops Grown:	1524	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Imagine this: you join our server and immediately you’re surrounded by Swedish girls who are just waiting to be seduced by your Minecraft skills. Build them a house made out of meatballs and lingonberry sauce and watch as they fall head over heels for you. Trust us, this is the only Minecraft server where seducing Swedish girls is not only encouraged, but necessary for survival. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start enchanting those Swedish beauties with your redstone wizardry!

LOLcraft: Where the Only Rule is to ‘Discuss’! Join the Most Hilarious Minecraft Server Now!

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creepers wear sunglasses and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. They were so amazed by the wackiness of our world that they never wanted to leave!

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, you can ride on giant chickens and have epic battles with evil bunnies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical unicorn that will grant you wishes (as long as it involves more Minecraft playtime, of course)!

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

The Imperfectum SMP: Where Mediocrity is Embraced! Join our quirky realm for epic adventures! Java 1.20.1, LGBTQ+ Friendly, PG-13, Whitelist, Community, BlueMap

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1781
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Alien Abductions:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mines Excavated:	1995	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Perfectum SMP Overview

Features	Details
SMP Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Server Goal	Transparent and welcoming community
Plugins	Handpicked for performance and mapping
Community	Over 250 members and growing
Website	perfectumsmp.com

FAQs

What kind of server is Perfectum SMP?

Perfectum SMP is a semi-vanilla survival server focused on providing an authentic and engaging player experience.

What plugins does the server use?

The server uses plugins that enhance performance, reduce lag, and offer comprehensive mapping while preserving the vanilla gameplay experience.

Can I join the server?

Yes, everyone is welcome to join Perfectum SMP. Simply follow the easy and straightforward application process through Discord for quick access.

Does the server have events?

Yes, the server hosts a variety of events regularly, both in-game and externally, to keep the community active and engaged.

How can I stay updated on community news?

Join the Discord server for updates, announcements, and to connect with other players in the community.

Are there unique datapacks on the server?

Yes, there are unique datapacks on the server, such as player head drops and armor stand enhancements, designed to enhance your gaming experience.

Is there a server map available?

Yes, the server integrates with BlueMap to provide a detailed and immersive server map for players to explore.

Where can I learn more about Perfectum SMP?

Visit the Perfectum SMP Website for more information and to start your journey with the community.

HardcoreCraft – The Most Epic Minecraft Server for ‘Hardcore Gamers’ on /v/ Board – Join Now for Epic FUN!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3723
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Come join our Minecraft server where we claim to be a hardcore gaming board, even though 99% of our players have never and could never clear a single arcade game! We like to keep things interesting by throwing in unexpected challenges and obstacles to test your skills. You never know what crazy adventure awaits you around every pixelated corner. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all, then look no further! Join us now and become a part of the madness!

DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	142

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).