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CreeperGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1055
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9773	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to break the rules!

We’ve got players regularly committing illegal activities such as building houses out of TNT, creating secret underground bunkers filled with stolen sheep, and even organizing a black market for trading enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Diamond Bandits” gang, who roam the land stealing from unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace your inner criminal mastermind. Just don’t let the admins catch you… 😉🚓💎 #MinecraftMischief #JoinTheDarkSide

NeverAgainCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Crops Grown:	3041

Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig in Minecraft? Yeah, neither have we, but on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the chaos and join us today!

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, displaced, extremism, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, Israel, Israeli displacement, Israelis, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, RETALIATION, rocket attacks, rocket fire, RocketRaiders, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Threats, violence, War

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE HEZBOLLAH WILL LAUNCH ROCKETS AT YOU TOO HAHAHA. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO COOL THEY CAN MAKE YOUR CHARACTER FLY LIKE A CHICKEN. SO COME ON AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH TAKES OVER THE WHOLE SERVER AND MAKES EVERYONE BUILD BUNKERS. LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS TOGETHER. SEE YOU THERE, OR ELSE!

MayhemCraftUK

#covert operations, #intelligence agency, cause mayhem, cyber attacks, destabilization, Disinformation, Espionage, foreign interference, Infiltration, international relations, MayhemCraftUK, MI5, Mission, political tensions, Propaganda, russia, security threat, subversion, Surveillance, UK streets, Warns

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	312
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

So, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. It’s like, Russia meets Minecraft, but without all the spy stuff, ya know? MI5 is like, freaking out because we’re causing mayhem on the UK streets…in Minecraft. Join us for some wild adventures, like riding polar bears through London or building giant vodka bottles in the middle of Buckingham Palace. It’s a total riot, bro. So come on, join the chaos and let’s show MI5 who’s boss!

Coffin Wood Tree Farm

acceptance, Afterlife, burial, Coffin, contemplation, cycle of life, death, Existential, Farm, final resting place, Funeral, growth, inevitability, inevitability of death, life cycle, mortality, Nature, Reflection, Somber, Tree, wood

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Yo, have you ever thought about the fact that there’s a tree out there just waiting to make your coffin? Well, forget about all that depressing stuff and come join our Minecraft server instead! This server is so lit, even that tree would want to join if it could!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (okay maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Our server is like a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

And get this – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the sickest parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop some killer beats (literally).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs a tree making your coffin when you can be partying with breakdancing villagers instead? Let’s get this party started!

CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

#coughing, alkaline salts, chronic cough, Chronic illness, chronic respiratory conditions, cough frequency, cough management, CoughCraft, Healthcare, inhaled, Medical research, Monitoring, new treatment, potential treatment, pulmonary medicine, Respiratory Disorders, respiratory health, respiratory system, respiratory therapy, SALTY, scientists, SOLUTIONS, Treatment

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8801	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#0, 100, autistic, controversy, DEI, Diversity, far gone, Game, inclusion, insensitive, lack of surprise, Minecraft, offensive, PALS, PIXEL, Political, Political Correctness, retards, screeching, Server, social justice, White, Woke, WOKE CULTURE

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	1868
Dragon Eggs Found:	7757	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

Bliss, calmness, comfort, Contentment, DELIGHT, Ease, enjoyment, Good Mood, Happiness, joy, Laughter, Minecraft, MoodBoost, Peace, positivity, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, smp, stress relief, Tranquility, Uplifting

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is filled with wacky characters and crazy adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant toilet house with us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate blocky master builder!

CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!

advice, CraftyTime, Dig, dont, future goals, hindsight, inspiration, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, message to past self, mindfulness, motivation, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, Straight.., time travel, travel, wisdom

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Crops Grown:	2014	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Star Shards Collected:	100	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Zombie Dances:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Hey there past self! Guess what? In 5 years, you’ll stumble upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right. LLAMAS.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the sickest beats while dodging creepers and skeletons.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the server, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Plus, the chicken lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Your past self will thank you for it!