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Doesn’t Make Sense Minecraft Server

10. Cognitive dissonance, 11. Irrationality, 12. Puzzling thoughts, 13. Unintelligible actions, 14. Unexplained behavior, 15. Baffling decisions, 16. Absurdity, 17. Nonsensical behavior, 18. Unreasonable actions, 19. Bewildering thoughts, 2. Confusion, 20. Unfathomable motives., 3. Miscommunication, 4. Frustration, 5. Incomprehensible behavior, 6. Lack of logic, 7. Perplexing actions, 8. Unclear motives, 9. Senseless behavior, doesnt, lack of understanding, Minecraft, sense, Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where logic goes out the window and chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re tired of trying to make sense of the world and just want to have a good time with like-minded individuals who also question the meaning of it all.

Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as confused about life as you are. Need a break from reality? Come on over and immerse yourself in a world where nothing has to make sense.

Join us and embark on wild adventures, uncover hidden secrets, and maybe even discover the meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a really good meme). So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP

acceptance, derogatory term, disability, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Gay, general, homosexual, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, RAINBOW, retard, smp, social justice, special needs, stigma, warrior

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

CookCraftCo

Communication, compatibility, compromise, CookCraftCo, Cooking, culinary preferences, culinary skills, cultural dishes, domestic conflicts, family dinner, Flavors, Food, food preferences, love language, Marriage, meal preparation, picky eater, relationship issues, spices, Thanksgiving, Understanding

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Emeralds Found:	9553
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Enchantments Applied:	237	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food compatibility in relationships! Are you tired of spending hours crafting the perfect meal in-game, only for your partner to turn up their nose at it like it’s a creeper about to explode? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all flavors and spices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cooking up a storm in Minecraft, only to have your virtual spouse appreciate every bite like it’s the last pork chop in the world. Our community is filled with foodies who understand that in-game cooking is a love language, and we don’t settle for anything less than a full belly and a happy heart.

Don’t be stuck in a virtual kitchen with someone who thinks a spoonful of broth is the plague – join our server and find your culinary soulmate! Who knows, you might even meet someone who appreciates your pixelated creations more than your real-life partner ever could. So come on, grab your diamond sword and your golden carrots, and let’s cook up some fun together!

RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed

advice, Allowed, Choices, decision, emotions, Experience, Intimacy, judgment, life lessons, Men, Personal, perspective, Prostitute, Reflection, regret, RegretfulCraft, relationships, Self Discovery, sex, societal norms, stigma, villagers, VIRGINITY

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

MissileDefenseCraft

Advanced technology, anti-missile system, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, Deploy, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military deployment, missile defense, MissileDefenseCraft, regional stability, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Tensions, Troops, US

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4260	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

lol so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like having 100 troops deploy to operate anti-missile systems in israel? well, u r in luck cuz our server is just as intense and action-packed as that! join us for crazy battles and heightened tensions that will have u on the edge of ur blocky seat. come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Nail Clipping Simulator

auditory, biology, clipping, Curiosity, Fingernails, Growing, hair, human body, Hypothesis, microscopic, nail, noise, Perception, Phenomenon, Science, Senses, SIMULATOR, Slow, Small, Sound, speculation, theory

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train ASAP! So like, did you know that on dis server, your fingernails and hair make a noise when they grow?! It’s like, so tiny and slow that you can’t even hear it, but it’s happenin’ man! And like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, bruh.

On dis server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and cows that can do the moonwalk like MJ! We even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie all night long. And if that ain’t enough to make you wanna join, then get this – we got a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks just waiting for you to find it!

So what are you waitin’ for, homie? Come join us on dis wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

Exploding Creepers SMP 1.21: Explosive Fun for All! Join now for a blast with friends and new adventures!

{Java IP}, Adventure, Adventures, Bedrock Port, blast, Crates, CREEPERS, Discord to Minecraft Chatting, Economy, Exploding, explosive, Friends, Fun, Geyser, Help Menu, Homes, Join, Land claiming, live maps, Pinata, Player Warps, player-owned economy, RPG, Rtp, smp, Survival, Tpa, Viaversion, Voting Crate Key

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience
Excellent QoL	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System
Player Owned Economy	Sell items at your own price
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on different MC versions via ViaVersion and Geyser
Informative Discord	Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
Custom Help Menu	Available 24/7 for assistance

Website: chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

Q: Can I play with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.

Q: What rewards do I get from the voting system?

A: You will receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata for additional rewards.

Q: Is there a player-owned economy on the server?

A: Yes, you can sell items at your chosen price in the player-owned economy.

Cute but Weak Minecraft Server

Admiration, Anime, battle, Character, comparison, cute, defeated, envy, FANTASY, Fiction, fictional, gilgamesh, Insecurity, legend, Minecraft, Mythological, Powerful, Server, shame, strength, warrior, Weak, WEAKER

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	112
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your strength and power? Look no further than our server, where even Gilgamesh himself would be impressed by your skills! Our server is filled with cute players who may seem weak at first, but don’t be fooled – they’re just waiting to unleash their inner warriors and dominate the game. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Gilgamesh when you’ve got us?

SMP Minecraft Daily Kouiu no ga Ii Chapter 2 Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable

272021766, chapter, chapter 1, chapter 2, comfy love, Daily, Daily Kouiu no ga Ii, drinks, Friends, game online, good time, GOODBYES, Kouiu, lots of sex, love hotel, Manga, Minecraft, murata, no label, past relationships, relationship, smp, Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable, Tomoka, Unavoidable

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do what we want, when we want, with whoever we want! It’s like a love hotel for gamers, where you can build relationships and have a good time together without any labels holding you back.

Join us for some comfy love and lots of blocky adventures. Who needs past relationships when you can join us and find your new Minecraft soulmate? Maybe you’ll meet your in-game love interest while building a giant pixel art heart together.

Murata and Tomoka found each other through a game online, just like you could find your new best friend or maybe something more on our server. So come join us and let’s create some epic love stories in the world of Minecraft! Chapter 1 of your new adventure starts now.

CologneCraft Minecraft Server

10. laptop, 11. money, 12. grateful, 13. gifts, 14. ungrateful, 15. parents, 16. celebration, 17. expensive, 18. need, 19. annoyed, 2. upset, 20. Misunderstanding, 3. family, 4. dad, 5. cologne, 6. birthday, 7. college, 8. struggling, 9. financially, aita, CologneCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Ores Mined:	2693	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of receiving expensive cologne for your birthday instead of the things you actually need? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where cologne costs more than your laptop! Our server is filled with diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them and sell for a profit. Who needs cologne when you can smell like success with all the riches you’ll find on our server?

Forget about family drama and join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ungrateful for is not joining sooner. Build your dream mansion out of emerald blocks, ride a pig into battle against creepers, and show your mom just how grateful you can be when you’re living your best Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn virtual riches into real-life happiness on our server. Join now and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in the Minecraft universe!