🔥Criss Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Welcome to the “Helveti-NO Network [pve]” where the mobs are scarier than your ex!

90 Day Inactive Kick, Brewery, Custom Mobs, Dungeons, HelvetiNO, loot tables, Lottery, mobs, Netting Animals/Mobs, Network, new bosses, Overclaim, Player Soldier NPC’s, player-driven economy, PvE, scarier, Sieges, Town or Nation Upkeep, town plots, unique items, Villager shops, war ships

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Helvetia Network Overview

Server Type	JAVA & BEDROCK (crossplay)
Features	Earth towny PVP\|PVE, 2 worlds economy and more!
Server Info	We Are ACTUALLY 1.21

Server Details

Custom Mobs And Entirely Redone Loot Tables Of Every Mob
Player Driven Economy
Unique Items That Add Layers To Gameplay
Player Soldier NPC’s That You Can Arm Up And Raise Your Own Army
Dungeons
War Ships
Town Plots To Claim
NO Overclaim Policy
Brewery Feature
90 Day Inactive Kick

Server Links

MC IP: play.helvetianetwork.com

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/w8crhRmMy5

Dynamic World Map: http://play.helvetianetwork.com:8123/

Website Store: https://shop.helvetianetwork.com/

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP address play.helvetianetwork.com in the server list of your Minecraft client.

Q: Can I play on both Java and Bedrock versions?

A: Yes, Helvetia Network supports crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.

NikCraft Minecraft Server

Active Nikke Codes, asuka shikinami langley, cd keys, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, evangelion, Game Download, Gatekeeper, General Info, Mari Makinami Illustrious, Minecraft, Misato Katsuragi, Naga: Elegant Date, NikCraft, Nikke General, NikkeInfo, NikkeLink, Pilot in Summer, Rei Ayanami, Rewards, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Test Plugsuit, Upcoming Events, update, zoo keeper

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we have an Evangelion Collab that will make you say “YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE”! Full Burst Day on weekends will have you bursting with excitement, and our Union Raid will have you raiding like never before.

But wait, there’s more! We have special recruits like Asuka Shikinami Langley and Misato Katsuragi, with upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious. And don’t forget about our Costume Passes, from elegant dates to summer pilots, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and use the code ADORABLEBUTTHOLES to unlock some exclusive rewards. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BuildRewardDropper Minecraft SMP

anticipation, BUILD rewards, BuildRewardDropper, Disappointment, DROPPED, Expectations, Feedback, letdown, Minecraft, Opinions, reactions, smp, speculation, Thoughts, underwhelming

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got build rewards dropping like it’s hot, but let me tell you, the real prize is the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the dancers! Trust me, you won’t be disappointed when you join this wild and wacky server.

GrampsFuneralMC Server

Boundaries, challenging family dynamics, communication breakdown, coping with loss, difficult decisions, difficult family situations, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, funeral attendance, GrampsFuneralMC, grief and loss, mourning process, personal rights, self-care, Server, stepmother issues, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	73	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	8242
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Potions Brewed:	179
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of family drama and need a break from real life chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any crazy stepmothers causing trouble!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about choosing between attending your grandfather’s funeral or dealing with a manipulative stepmother. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players.

Forget about the diary-keeping, drama-starting relatives in your life and immerse yourself in a world where the only conflict is between you and the mobs. Join now and leave the family feuds behind – after all, diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

NoSmokeNoFunCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	229923
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Well, look no further! Our server is so fire, even the smoke alarms can’t handle it! Join us for some smokin’ hot gameplay and crazy adventures.

We promise a smoking good time, just like when your partner sets off the smoke alarms in your dad’s house. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing that’ll be lit is the fun!

So come on over and join us for a blaze of a time. Just make sure to keep the smoke alarms off, unless you want to start a fight with the admins!

PizzaRuinerMC SMP

bad sauce, bad service, burnt crust, cold pizza, delivery mishaps, disappointing meal, food poisoning, incorrect order, overcooked, PizzaRuinerMC, poor quality, ruined dinner, ruined pizza, smp, soggy crust, stale ingredients, too little cheese, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked, wrong temperature, wrong toppings

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4369	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret pizza cult hidden deep within our world where players must sacrifice their least favorite toppings to the Pizza God in order to gain special powers. But beware, if you ruin a pizza in-game, the Pizza God will curse you with never-ending pineapple toppings on all your future pizzas! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the world of pizza madness!

MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

Colleague, company policy, dismissal, employment, FIRED, HR, Incompetence, job loss, job performance, job probation, Job Termination, MineCraftFiredFast, misconduct, new hire, probation period., quick dismissal, quick turnaround, Seconds, Termination, termination process, termination reasons, Workplace

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Void Gems Collected:	33
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Divine Spears Created:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Buildings Constructed:	32

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!

CannabisCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., agriculture, Authorization, cannabis cultivation, cannabis industry, cannabis legalization, CannabisCraft, economic boost, export potential, Farmers, farming community, government approval, job creation, legalization, market demand, Minecraft, morocco, North Africa, regulatory framework, rural development, Server, sustainable practices, traditional crops

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can grow your own virtual cannabis farm like those farmers in Morocco! Get those virtual green thumbs ready, cuz in 2024, we’re giving out authorization for all players to cultivate their own cannabis crops.

Join our server and become the ultimate weed farmer, trading your crops with other players for virtual riches. Who needs diamonds when you can have a field full of sticky icky buds, amirite?

So come on down to our server and get ready to blaze it up in Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be lit, literally. Join now and let’s get farming, baby! 🌿🔥 #420minecraftdreams

UkrainianAirHobble

air defenses, Conflict, defense budget, defense industry, defense systems, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkrainianAirHobble, War

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

so, like, you know how russia is all big and bad and stuff? well, on this server, ukraine is like the ultimate troll and is totally owning russia’s air defenses. it’s like watching a cat play with a mouse, but in minecraft. join this server to witness the epic battle between ukraine and russia, and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? come join the chaos and see who comes out on top in this crazy virtual world!

BeeScentsGoneWild

antennal responses, BEES, BeeScentsGoneWild, Biodiversity, chemical communication, climate change, colonies, Decline, ecological disruption, ecosystem, environmental impact, floral scents, global warming, heatwaves, insect behavior, insect populations, Plants, pollination, Pollinators, populations, Temperature

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Divine Spears Created:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ IT’S SO HOT (+40º) THAT EVEN THE BEES CAN’T SMELL THE FLOWERS ANYMORE! THEY’RE TOO BUSY SWEATING AND FORGETTING HOW TO TALK TO PLANTS! COME HELP SAVE THE BEES AND STOP THIS CRAZY HEATWAVE MADNESS! PLAY NOW BEFORE THE FLOWERS START TALKING BACK TO US!