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I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP

dickhead, frustrating individual, hate, i hate, irritating behavior, long tail tags: annoying person, Minecraft, smp, this dickhead

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with sweaty try-hards and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the creepers)!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Lost Election Minecraft Server

consequences, controversy, criticism, Defeat, Democracy, Downfall, election, fascist, Kristallnacht, leadership, Lost, mask off, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, trump

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	7148
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even Trump couldn’t handle the intensity! This server is so wild that even the most powerful politicians can’t handle the heat. Join us for a chance to witness crazy events like Trump losing the election and throwing a tantrum like never before. We’ve got mobs crazier than his tweets and challenges that will make you question reality. So mask off and join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible – even a fascist calling for a Kristallnacht!

The one… Minecraft SMP

assume, assumption, bullshit, COMEBACK, Fan, getting, GRAND, HATER, Like.., mad, Minecraft, Months, Npc, One, response, series, shitting, smp, spread, Trash

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	670
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Alien Abductions:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of drama and redemption! Our server is filled with players who love to stir up controversy and then pretend like they were always fans of whatever they were trashing. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow up your house. So come on, join us and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of fake fandom and backstabbing NPCs. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, blocky, bugmen, Cartesian Theatre, Closed Beta Testing, collaboration event, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 1, Girls’ Frontline 2, Gray, Isolation Forest, lore material, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, Phantom Thief Artistry, PNC Resources, pre-register, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3503
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Crops Grown:	8149	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine building your dream castle while fending off hordes of zombie chickens and exploding sheep. That’s right, our server is filled with wacky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to watch out for the lurking seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re always up to no good. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

bathroom break, bathroom etiquette, bathroom humor, bathroom sounds, bathroom surprise, big, big dump, comedic relief, comedic timing, dump, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gross, Minecraft, prrrrrrrrrrt, Smelly, smp, Steaming, STINKY, Surprise, toilet humor, unexpected

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

Blessed Women Minecraft Server

Admiration, appreciation, Blessed, Blessing, Duality, empowerment, equality, female leaders, female power, feminism, Gratitude, Influential women, inspirational women, love, Minecraft, role models, Server, Strong Women, Support, Women, women in society, WOMENS RIGHTS, world

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are worshipped like goddesses and duality reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a group of friendly llamas who taught them how to build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks. But that’s not all – they also discovered a secret underground disco party where the skeletons were busting out some killer dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the mines, there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who challenge players to a game of tic-tac-toe for a chance to win it all. And let’s not forget about the giant chickens that roam the land, clucking their way into players’ hearts.

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it – after all, who doesn’t love a good dose of duality and women power in their gaming experience?

NoHateJustCraft Minecraft SMP

Belorussian, bulgarian, Czech, hard L pronunciation, language cases, language challenges, language diacritics, language difficulties, language loanwords, language pronunciation., language simplicity, linguistic features, long vowels, Minecraft, NoHateJustCraft, palatalized R, Polish, Serbo-Croatian, Slavic languages, smp, soft L pronunciation, U to I shift, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Potions Brewed:	114
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	4711	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Slavic languages with their confusing grammar rules and difficult pronunciations? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We promise you won’t have to deal with any of that nonsense here.

Join us and experience the thrill of shifting vowels, merging letters, and pronouncing palatalized R’s like a pro. Forget about cases and diacritics, we keep it simple and fun in our world.

And don’t even get us started on those long vowels and pesky loanwords. We’ve got a whole new language system that will have you laughing and learning at the same time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of linguistic hilarity!

CapybaraWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auto-mine, Beginner, CapybaraWorld, CASE, donation, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Falling into the Void:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Votes:	2726

The best beginner server for anarchy, for 5 hours of play a free donation case.

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

attractive, backstory, character depth., character design, Character development, character evolution, creative opportunities, exhentai, Fan art, fan favorite, fan fiction, Fandom, lewds, long-standing character, Minecraft, mysterious past, PALS, PIXEL, pixiv, popular character, porn, Server, unexplored potential, untapped potential

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Players Killed by Monsters:	961	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mines Excavated:	1104
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us and you’ll be greeted by an attractive, decently popular character who has been around for years. But get this – her whole backstory is practically begging to have some spicy fan-made content made about her. And yet, there is not a single piece of lewd art to be found anywhere! It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved, a challenge for the bravest of adventurers. So come on over and see if you can uncover the truth behind this scandalous lack of porn on our server!

Unfix Hololive Minecraft SMP – It’s Totally Unfair!

Anime, content creators, digital content, entertainment industry, fan community, Gaming, hololive, innovation, Japanese culture, live performances, Minecraft, online streaming, smp, social media, talent agency, Technology, Totally, UNFAIR, unfix, virtual avatars, virtual idols, virtual reality, Vtubers

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1885
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Divine Spears Created:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of the boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gameplay experience? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we have a mission to unfix Hololive! Why, you ask? Because the virtual idols have taken over the server and turned everything upside down with their shenanigans!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to undo the chaos caused by Hololive, from building giant statues of anime girls to battling virtual zombies controlled by the idols themselves. But beware, the idols are always watching and ready to prank unsuspecting players with their mischievous antics.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of madness, come join our Minecraft SMP and help us unfix Hololive once and for all!