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Minecraft SMP – /pcbg/ – PC Building General

1080p, 12VHPWR, 1440p, 2160p, 4K Editing, ATX 3.0, Budget, BUILD ADVICE, building, Coolers, Country, CPU, DDR4, ddr5, gaming monitors, gaming setup, general, GPU, High FPS Gaming, Intel Raptor Lake, Minecraft, monitor specs, Motherboards, pc building, pcbg, Power Delivery, psu, RAM, RTX, rx, smp, SSD, Upgrade Advice

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	202
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3413
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

Join us for the most epic builds and upgrades, just like upgrading your PC with the latest and greatest components. Need advice on your build list? We got you covered, just make sure your monitor is up to par with our standards of excellence.

But beware of the dreaded 12VHPWR! Make sure you fully seat that connector or risk melting your connection like a lava flow. And don’t even think about using angled adapters, unless you want chaos to ensue.

We’ve got all the latest gossip on Intel Raptor Lake and RPL Refresh drama. Avoid the 13th and 14th gen CPUs like the plague, unless you want your game to crash harder than a falling anvil.

Looking for the perfect CPU for your Minecraft adventures? From HTPC browsing to extreme gaming, we’ve got the recommendations that will blow your mind. And remember, never settle for an iGPU-less CPU, unless you want your graphics to look as pixelated as a Steve skin.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure your PC is up to snuff, or you might end up in a blocky nightmare worse than the Nether itself!

BlockyLoveTriangle

Apology, Asshole, BlockyLoveTriangle, Boyfriend, Breakup, cancellation fee, credit card, English, family, group date night, Grumpy, Late, Latino, RESERVATION, Rude, sister, spanglish, spoiled, sushi, wait staff, White

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no Tyler-like characters ruining your fun!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero cancellation fees for reservations (because who needs that drama, am I right?). Our diverse community will have you laughing in Spanglish and building friendships that will last a lifetime.

Say goodbye to rude, ginger bbq wing-hating Tylers and hello to a world where the only thing breaking up is the blocks you mine. So come on over and join us, because life’s too short to deal with real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world!

DinoDreams Minecraft SMP

Brachiosaurus, Creature, DinoDreams, Dinosaur, dinosaur lover, dream, dream pet, Extinct, FANTASY, fantasy pet, favorite dinosaur, imagination, jurassic, Minecraft, name.., pet, prehistoric, pterodactyl, smp, STEGOSAURUS, T-Rex, triceratops, velociraptor

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Farms Harvested:	592	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride around on a T-Rex named Fluffy and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and of course, dinosaurs roaming around causing mayhem. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner dino tamer and conquer the Minecraft world, then this is the place for you! Who needs a horse when you can have a Velociraptor named Sparkles to ride into battle with? Join us now and let the madness begin!

StacksOnStacksMC

bills, Cash, cash flow, cash in wallet, cash on hand, Coins, Currency, currency in circulation, currency notes, finance, financial assets, financial resources., loose change, MONEY, paper money, personal finance, physical currency, pocket money, spending money, StacksOnStacksMC, wallet

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of being broke in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a virtual millionaire with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! Who needs real money when you can be rolling in virtual riches? Join now and live out your wildest dreams of being a Minecraft baller!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, authoritarianism, China, communist regime, Diplomacy, east asia, ENEMY, Geopolitical, international relations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong Il, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, political conflict, power struggle, Propaganda, SECURITY, Server, Tensions

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4917
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

LOLZ, forget about Kim Jong-un and China drama, come join our EPIC Minecraft server where the only enemies you’ll have are creepers and zombies!

we got a whole new level of PVP action, like seriously, you’ll be battling it out like a pro in no time.

plus, we have this secret hidden treasure chest that only the bravest players can find. rumor has it, it’s filled with diamonds and enchanted gear that will make you unstoppable.

and get this, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. he’s always up to some mischief, but hey, it keeps things interesting, right?

so why waste time with real-world drama when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world? join now and let the adventure begin!

FryCraft: MuskZuck Culture Mess

Celebrity, commentary, criticism, cultural norms, culture, debate, digital age, Ethics, FryCraft, Impact, influence, innovation, Media, Mess, Musk, MuskZuck, polluted culture, public figures, silicon valley, social media, society, Stephen Fry, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8788	Divine Spears Created:	26
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server run by a llama who can speak 17 languages and wears a top hat? well, this is the place for you, my friend.

our server is so lit, even stephen fry thinks musk and zuckerberg have “polluted culture” compared to us. like, we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that do the macarena every time you find a rare ore.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a talking pig named sir oinksalot? yeah, it’s wild.

join us now and experience the madness for yourself. plus, our llama admin gives out free hugs every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

Tetris Therapy: PTSD Relief

cognitive therapy, guided treatment, long-term effects, mental health, mental health intervention, Mental Wellness, positive effects, post-traumatic stress disorder, psychological treatment, ptsd, PTSD management, Relief, stress relief, symptoms reduction, tetris, Therapy, therapy session, Trauma recovery, treatment session, video game, video game therapy

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Animals Bred:	106	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

LOL, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BE LIKE A TETRIS TREATMENT SESSION FOR YO BRAIN! JOIN AND SAY BYE-BYE TO PTSD, YO! ONE SESSION AND YOU BE FEELIN’ FINE FOR WEEKS, EVEN MONTHS! COME ON, BUILD YO BLOCKS AND HEAL YO MIND, IT’S A NO-BRAINER, LITERALLY!

Mc WebPd

Adventure, Anarchy, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, Mini Games, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5850	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Hey there, Minecraft adventurers! Brace yourselves for McWebPd – the raw, unfiltered anarchy server that’s about to shake up your Minecraft world! We’re running on the cutting-edge 1.21.1, but don’t worry if you’re a bit behind – we welcome players from 1.12 all the way up! Anarchy Unleashed: Where Your Imagination Runs Wild! At McWebPd, we believe in true freedom. No rules holding you back, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft mayhem! Build, destroy, conquer – it’s all fair game as long as you don’t crash our party or lock others out of the fun. But wait, there’s more! We’ve got some seriously cool surprises hidden throughout our world. Stumble upon insanely enchanted gear or face off against custom mobs that’ll make your head spin. The best part? These gems are constantly evolving, keeping you on your toes with every login! And guess what? Your creations are here to stay. No resets, no wipes (fingers crossed 🤞). Build your legacy and watch it stand the test of time! Now, here’s the inside scoop: We’re still in development, and we need YOUR help to make McWebPd the ultimate anarchy experience. By joining now, you’re not just playing – you’re shaping the future of our server. How cool is that? So, are you ready to be part of something epic? Dive into the chaos at mc.webpd.ro and help us test the limits of what’s possible! Remember, in this world, you’re not just a player – you’re a pioneer. See you in the game, trailblazers! P.S. No special ranks, no admins breathing down your neck – just you, the wilderness, and endless possibilities. Let’s make Minecraft history together!

mc.webpd.ro:25590

1ba3d

anarchistic, Anarchy, freedom, Minecraft, No Rules, Plugins, Server, Survival, Version 1.20.1

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1848	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Minecraft server 1ba3d is anarchistic on version 1.20.1 and has no rules. Everyone can do whatever they want. There are some plugins etc.

But you will also have complete freedom there!

1ba3d.net:58250

Welcome to the Boomer’s Retirement Home for Minecraft Survivalists! Join now!

Adventure, application, bedrock, Biome, Boomers, BUILD, Clans, Community, Creative, EASY, Friendly, home, Inbox, Interactive, Join, Longterm, Minecraft, multiplayer, Quick, Retirement, Roleplay, rules, smp, Survival, Survivalists

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mines Excavated:	4495
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Minecraft Bedrock Realm Server

Overview
Hello there! I’m looking for people to join my bedrock realm, it’s longterm, and interactive. I’m thinking that people could claim a biome and make their own clans, along with this there could be roleplay aspects depending on people’s interest. If you’d like to join please inbox me to take the application, it’s quick and easy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please inbox me to take the application. It’s quick and easy.
What kind of server is this?	This server is a longterm, interactive bedrock realm where players can claim biomes, create clans, and participate in roleplay aspects if interested.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?	Yes, there are specific rules that must be followed to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. These rules will be provided upon joining the server.
Is this server vanilla or modded?	This server is vanilla.