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SMPflipper Minecraft SMP

awkward conversations, awkward situations, awkward storytelling, cringe stories, cringe-worthy experiences, cringeworthy tales, cringey moments, embarrassing memories, embarrassing mishaps, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., Flip, flips, funny anecdotes, funny storytelling, humorous recollections, makes you tell, Minecraft, smp, SMPflipper, storytelling, storytelling time

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participating in our weekly “Flips Challenge” where you have to do as many flips as possible before hitting the ground (safety not guaranteed).

But that’s not all! We also have a tradition where new players have to tell the cringiest story they can think of in order to gain access to our secret diamond mine. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs and the loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

VeganCraft: No AGEs, All Fun!

AGES, diet comparison, Fun, health benefits, health study, Healthy Eating, inflammation reduction, inflammatory compounds, low fat, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, nutrition, plant foods, Plant-Based, plant-based diet benefits, vegan diet, vegan lifestyle, VeganCraft, weight loss, weight loss results, weight management, Whole Foods

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	4976	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server yo. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin.

u know what else? if u join dis server, u gonna be eatin a low-fat vegan diet dat cuts harmful inflammatory compounds by 73%. dat means u gonna be feelin fresh and clean, like a baby’s bottom.

not only dat, but u gonna be droppin dem pounds like it’s hot. 13 pounds, to be exact. u gonna be lookin like a snack in no time, all thanks to dis server.

so what u waitin for? join now and experience da magic of minecraft and da wonders of a vegan diet. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Slime SMP

bedrock, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, java, Mods, new, noob friendly, Parkour, PvP, Slime SMP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Dimension Hops:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mines Excavated:	1844
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

JAVA + BEDROCK SURVIVAL DISCORD MODS NEW NOOB FRIENDLY please join the slime smp its bedrock compatible and ready for yall to join any1 who joins will have fun ill be waititng on discord and server for ppl pls join also im too lazy to typr 100 so im just making this long BT! HAVE FUN!!!

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Spooky SMP: A Ghostly Adventure for Grown-Ups! Join the Spectre Community on 1.21!

Adventure, Builders, Community, diamonds, Economy, Europe, Fabric, FSit, Ghostly, GrownUps, hermitcraft, Image2Map, Join, Mature, Minecarts, Mods, Performance, PvP, recipe changes, Redstone, smp, Spectre, spooky, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Spectre SMP Overview:

Spectre SMP is a vanilla 1.21 SMP based on the foundation set by Hermitcraft. We aim to provide a collaborative and friendly space for friends to play Minecraft together and for awesome creations to be made!

Features:

Established Community	Symbiotic community where players help each other with events and projects
Longevity	Focus on long-term world with beautiful builds and redstone projects
Diamond-Based Economy	Earn diamonds by selling goods and services while promoting generosity

We are looking for:

Builders and redstoners
Interactive and dedicated players
Creative minds with large goals
Active community members

Server Specifications and Mods:

Fabric 1.21 hosted in Europe
Performance mods
Minor recipe changes
Faster minecarts
Simple Voice Chat
Image2Map
FSit (sit on stairs, slabs, etc.)

If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server. You can send us an application there.

https://discord.gg/qxW24KgEas

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Join our Discord server and send us an application.
Q: What is the server’s focus?	A: Building long-term projects and fostering community collaboration.
Q: Is PVP allowed on the server?	A: PVP is not encouraged on Spectre SMP.

SlumCraft Minecraft Server

community development, crime, developing countries, environmental hazards, informal settlements, Infrastructure, lack of resources, living conditions, marginalized communities, Minecraft, overcrowding, POVERTY, public health, Safety, sanitation, Server, SlumCraft, Slums, Social Issues, third world, urbanization, violence, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Ores Mined:	9749

Are you tired of living in a boring, safe neighborhood in Minecraft? Come join our server where we have recreated the chaos and excitement of a third world “slum”!

Experience the thrill of dodging stray arrows, navigating through narrow alleyways filled with creepers, and trying to avoid falling into pits of lava while searching for diamonds.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most dangerous and unpredictable Minecraft environment ever created! Just remember to watch your back and always keep your sword at the ready.

CrappyCoin – Minecraft SMP Edition: Tell me what is the most crappiest alt coin to invest in rn…

alt, alt coin, alt coin market, alt coin recommendation, Coin, crappiest, CrappyCoin, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, Edition, Financial Advice, financial market, high risk, invest, Investment, investment strategy, long-term investment., low return, market analysis, market volatility, Minecraft, pump and dump, risky investment, RN, scam coin, short-term gains, smp, speculative investment, worst enemy

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Crops Grown:	4833	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of investing in boring old alt coins that actually have potential? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to dump all your virtual currency into the most crappiest alt coin imaginable!

Join us and watch as your investments plummet to new lows, leaving you with nothing but regret and a sense of impending doom. But hey, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about how you single-handedly destroyed your own virtual wealth in the most spectacular fashion possible.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and make the worst financial decision of your life today!

SobrietySquad

alcohol, Boundaries, Communication, Drinking, judgment, lifestyle change, misconceptions, peer influence, peer pressure, personal growth, relationships, Respect, self-care, self-control, Sobriety, SobrietySquad, social drinking, social pressure, Spouse, Support, Understanding

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building virtual blocks while questioning your sanity.

Are your friends constantly nagging you about your Minecraft addiction? Join our server and show them what true dedication looks like. Who needs mimosas and poetry in the park when you have virtual blocks to stack?

And if anyone dares to question your commitment to the game, just tell them you’ll stop playing until they apologize. That’ll show them who’s boss in the world of pixelated adventures!

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft obsession to the next level and leave all your real-life problems behind, join our server now! Just remember, the only thing you’ll be drinking here is the sweet nectar of victory.

EpicFailCraft: Learn2Loot

Adversity, determination, EpicFailCraft, Experience, Failure, growth, Learn2Loot, learning, MISTAKES, motivation, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal development, Reflection, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, setbacks, success, valuable lesson

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Ores Mined:	7033	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Have you ever failed so hard in Minecraft that you accidentally unleashed a horde of angry creepers on your precious diamond castle? Well, fear not, because on our server, failure is not only encouraged, it’s celebrated! Join us for a wild ride of epic fails and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world filled with upside-down houses, flying pigs, and talking llamas. Who knows, you might just learn that the real treasure was the friends we blew up along the way. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos!

TradeCraft Minecraft Server

Blood, Conflict, freedom, gaza, Gaza crisis, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international community, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, Palestinian, PLEA, plea for help, political turmoil, resistance, Save, Server, Tradecraft, Traders, violence

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even Gazans are begging to join before the Jews (no offense, Jews).

We are all about that trading life, it’s in our blood! We got villagers trading diamonds for dirt, pigs trading porkchops for emeralds, it’s a whole new level of economy up in here. And don’t even get me started on our black market deals, you won’t find prices like this anywhere else!

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests that will take you on a journey through the Nether and back. You’ll be fighting off creepers, zombies, and even the occasional Ender Dragon. Trust me, you’ll never be bored on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky Hamas players, they’re always trying to sabotage our trading empire. Let’s show them who’s boss!

BlockCraft: No Signal, Just Blocks

authoritarian regimes, blockcraft, blocked, blocks, Censorship, Communication, digital rights, ENCRYPTION, government control, Internet freedom, messaging app, messaging platform, messaging service, online censorship, online security, privacy, restricted access, russia, signal, Surveillance, Technology, Venezuela

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

So, like, this server is so lit that even Venezuela and Russia are trying to block our signal, bro! But don’t worry, we still out here building epic stuff and having a blast. Join us if you wanna dodge international drama and just have a good time in Minecraft land. Plus, we got secret underground tunnels that lead to a diamond-filled treasure room guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

FingerCrushCraft

assumption, bold, Caution, danger, elevator accidents, elevator maintenance, elevator risks, elevator safety, elevator safety awareness, elevator safety tips, fear, finger protection, finger safety, FingerCrushCraft, Fingers, Risk, safety awareness, safety first, Safety Measures, safety precautions, safety protocols

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9

join our epic minecraft server where elevators are safe to ride without fear of finger crushing! our elevators are made of fluffy clouds and unicorn magic, ensuring a smooth and finger-friendly ride every time.

but that’s not all! our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move to funky tunes. join them on the dance floor and show off your best dance moves while avoiding exploding skeletons.

if dancing isn’t your thing, take a stroll through our enchanted forest filled with talking animals and magical creatures. make friends with a singing squirrel or challenge a wise old owl to a game of chess.

so why wait? join our minecraft server today for a finger-safe elevator ride, a creeper dance party, and a magical forest adventure like no other!