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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 3595 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Mines Excavated: | 2010 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Dimension Hops: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a dragon with a diamond pickaxe! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds instead of spit! And don’t even get me started on the enchanted toilet that teleports you to a land of endless cake!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, why are you even here?