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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 636 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7696 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 142 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild creeper appears, but instead of blowing you up, it starts dancing the cha-cha slide with you! That’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battles that go down during our weekly PvP tournaments – it’s like watching a pack of wolves take on a herd of llamas!
So why wait any longer? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best blocky life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a zombie, in which case you might regret not joining sooner because our server is strictly human-only. Sorry, zombies, maybe next time!