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| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 5260 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 6369 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8321 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons: – We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. – Our PvP battles are not your average fights. We have players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s chaos, but oh so entertaining. – Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? Go for it! We encourage creativity, no matter how bizarre it may be. – Rumor has it that Seth MacFarlane himself occasionally logs on to play with us. He may or may not be wearing a trust fund band made of emeralds.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and nothing is too ridiculous. Who knows, you may even become best friends with a llama in a top hat!
