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VasectomyVibesMC SMP
Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. -
EU Election Roll Call Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is like, totally lit, ya know? We got players from all over Europe, even Italy, France, Germany, and Spain, all coming together to play some Minecraft, yo. And get this, we’re like, super into transparency and stuff, so we make sure everyone can see the electoral rolls. It’s like, the most transparent server ever, bro.But wait, there’s more! We’ve got crazy stories, man. Like, one time, a player built a giant potato castle and declared themselves the Potato King. And another time, we had a massive sheep uprising because someone accidentally dyed all the sheep pink. It was chaos, but like, in a fun way, ya know?
So, if you wanna join a server that’s all about fun, transparency, and potato castles, then come on over, dude. We’re waiting for ya!
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ZelenskyyCraft: F-16 Combat Ops
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! We got some F-16 fighters landing in Ukraine, but forget about that because we got something even more lit happening on our Minecraft server! President Zelenskyy just announced the start of combat operations… against mobs and creepers! Join our server now to witness epic battles between players and mobs, where the stakes are high and the explosions are even higher! Don’t miss out on the action, join now for a chance to be the ultimate warrior in this crazy Minecraft world! Let’s goooooo! 🚀💥🎮 -
Verdatus SMP: Where creepers go to therapy and players build questionable structures.
Verdatus Minecraft Server Verdatus Minecraft Server
Overview:
The community is chill and friendly, everyone is welcomed as long as you are 18+. The server is three weeks old and we have about 30 players, with 3-10 on at any given time. We use voice chat all the time and we like when players participate in activities with us.
Want to join? You must be 18+. Join us at: https://discord.gg/QG4cHVR7
Join us on Discord at https://discord.gg/QG4cHVR7 Verdatus is a 1.21 Java server that provides a vanilla experience with a few cool improvements to make the game more fun – no mods needed! Features: Dynmap, Gsit.
FAQ:
Question Answer How old do I have to be to join? You must be 18+ to join the server. How many players are usually online? We have about 3-10 players online at any given time. Do you use voice chat on the server? Yes, we use voice chat all the time. What are the server features? The server features Dynmap and Gsit. -
Badminton Battle Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and epic battles you’ll ever experience! Just like the China v Taiwan badminton gold match, our players go head to head in thrilling competitions where anything can happen. Will Taiwan dominate like in the first round, or will China make a comeback? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – the chat will be lit with memes and banter for days to come! Don’t miss out on the action, join now for a chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. -
Ex’s Cruise: Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that follows rules better than your ex? Look no further! Our server has a strict itinerary of fun and adventure, with only one day of missed school allowed (unless the other parent agrees to more, of course). Say goodbye to missing 15 days of school like your ex’s kids did last year – on our server, education comes first!Join us and sail the high seas of blocky goodness, where you won’t have to worry about missing school for a cruise. Our server is like a cruise ship, but with less water and more creepers. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any ex drama – unless you count the battles between players over who gets the best loot!
So come on board and set sail for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your ex may have the money for fancy vacations, but we’ve got the fun and excitement that money can’t buy. Join us now and leave the real world behind – because in our server, the only thing you’ll be missing is sleep!
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SisBossSugarDaddyLOL
Are you tired of working hard for your Minecraft diamonds while others seem to have it all handed to them on a silver platter? Join our server and experience the thrill of earning your loot the old-fashioned way – by mining and crafting!Just like the OP’s sister, you’ll have the chance to run errands for our boss NPC, pick up his virtual laundry, and even feed his digital cat. And who knows, maybe he’ll reward you with an enchanted diamond sword or a potion of invisibility!
But don’t worry, there’s no need to worry about any inappropriate relationships here – our boss NPC is happily married with two kids and another on the way. So come join us for a master’s degree in Minecraft mayhem, where hard work and dedication are the keys to success (and maybe even a shiny new iPad Pro)!
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SmellySMP – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the craziest, most chaotic gameplay ever!Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance with skeletons and zombies to the beat of a jukebox playing “Creeper, Oh Man” on repeat. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Weird Smell Festival,” where players compete to see who can find the most bizarre scent in the game.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, join us today and get ready for the most outrageous gaming experience of your life!