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CraftyTariffWars

Agreement, Canada, CraftyTariffWars, DEBT, Dispute, Economy, export, finance, Import, international relations, Leaders, mexico, MONEY, negotiations, North America, Politics, summit, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, trump

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Farms Harvested:	388	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we trade in diamonds and emeralds instead of boring old money! we have a special event where you can negotiate tariffs with the leaders of Canada and Mexico, just like Trump! they owe us a lot of diamonds, so come help us collect our debts and build the most luxurious pixel palace in all the land! who needs real world politics when you can rule the minecraft world with your diamond pickaxe? join now and make minecraft great again!

Pixel Unity Land

Conflict, current events, disagreement, Division, global perspectives, Land, modern times, needs met, Opinions, PIXEL, polarization, societal beliefs, societal challenges, societal direction, societal divide, societal issues, societal progress, societal trends, societal values, society, Unity, world direction, world views

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3640
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

LOL u ever just wanna escape from all the drama and chaos of the real world??? well do i have the perfect place for u!!! come join our minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind!!!

imagine a world where u can build ur dream house without worrying about rent or mortgage!!! where u can mine for diamonds and not have to worry about taxes or bills!!! where u can ride pigs and fly on dragons without anyone judging u!!!

our server is a place where u can be whoever u want to be!!! u can be a warrior, a wizard, a farmer, or even a unicorn if u want!!! the possibilities are endless!!!

we have epic quests, insane challenges, and even a secret underground disco party!!! u never know what u will find on our server!!!

so come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse!!! u won’t regret it, i promise!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Twin Trouble Heart Havoc

cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular risks, Havoc, Heart, Heart Disease, high blood pressure, maternal cardiovascular health, maternal health, maternal heart health, Mothers of twins, postpartum care, postpartum health, pregnancy complications, risk factors, Trouble, twin, twin births, twin health outcomes, twin mothers, twin parenting, twin pregnancies, twin pregnancy risks, twin research, twin studies

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

yo, dis server be like havin twins but instead of babies, you get heart disease! but don’t worry, it’s all fun and games in dis wacky world. if you got twins and normal blood pressure, you gonna be twice as likely to have cardiovascular disease on dis server. but if you had high blood pressure during pregnancy, oh boy, da risk is eight times higher! join now for a heart-pounding adventure like no other! twin power, activate!

Gyaru Land Quest 1.21

activism, Awareness, beauty, Community, culture, Diversity, empowerment, equality, fashion, Gyaru, Identity, Japanese fashion, Land, Lives Matter, movement, Quest, representation, Self-expression, social justice, solidarity, Style, Support

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Votes:	1524
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Because Gyaru Lives Matter, duh! We’re all about those kawaii girls with the big eyes and cute outfits, so if you’re into that, you’ll fit right in!

We’ve got the most lit parties in all of Minecraft, with pixelated cocktails and virtual dance floors that will make your blocky feet move like never before. Plus, our custom mods will have you looking like a Gyaru queen in no time.

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We’ve got players duking it out in the name of Gyaru solidarity, with sparkly swords and rainbow-colored armor. It’s a sight to behold, my dude.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that Gyaru Lives Matter in the world of Minecraft! Let’s spread the kawaii love and have a blast together!

WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Disrespect, emotional attachment, family conflict, family drama, generational gap, Marriage, Minecraft, mother-in-law, overreaction, passive aggressive behavior, personal boundaries, Self Respect, sentimental value, Server, wedding dress, wedding memories, wedding planning, WeddingDressDrama

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Emeralds Found:	5282	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws who think they can ruin your wedding dress and get away with it? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us and build your own virtual wedding dress, free from any meddling mother-in-laws. Show off your creativity and design skills without the fear of someone cutting it up in the middle of the night. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some family members we know.

Don’t let anyone tell you that it’s “just a dress”—we understand the sentimental value and importance of your creations. So come join us and let your imagination run wild, without any rude interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DadCraftFuneral

aita, anger, children, DadCraftFuneral, emotional, ex husband, family, Father, Friends, Funeral, Grief, heartbroken, life insurance, Maryland, Memories, probate process, sister, Support, texas, unexpected, viewing

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ores Mined:	3324	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a funeral-themed experience like no other.

Picture this: you log on and find out your ex-husband’s ghost is haunting the server, causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. But don’t worry, his father and sister are also there – and they’re not too happy about it. Will you team up with them to banish the ghost, or join forces with your ex to pull off some epic pranks?

With funeral viewings, probate processes, and family drama galore, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to navigate the world of life insurance while grieving and helping your virtual children cope with their feelings?

So come on down to our server – where the funeral drama never ends, and the grief is all too real. Just remember, you might want to pack some tissues and a sense of humor before you log on.

MillionaireMinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dragons Tamed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of being a millionaire and still having problems? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and all your millionaire problems will disappear faster than you can say “diamonds!”

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds in our SMP and suddenly a group of friendly creepers come up to you and start dancing the Macarena. You join in, laughing and having the time of your life. Next thing you know, you’ve struck a deal with the creepers to protect your diamonds in exchange for some sick dance moves. Problem solved!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever been building a mansion in survival mode and run out of materials? Well, in our SMP, we have a magical unicorn that poops out building materials whenever you need them. Just ask nicely and the unicorn will deliver!

And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Sounds impossible, right? Wrong! In our SMP, anything is possible, even defeating the Ender Dragon with a rubber chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to all your millionaire problems. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyLicenseRenewal

age, BlockyLicenseRenewal, cognitive abilities, Drivers license, Driving, driving ability, driving assessment, driving skills, elderly drivers, license renewal, motor vehicle, older adults, Public Safety, regulations, renewal process, road safety, road test, Safety, senior citizens, Testing, traffic laws

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	154	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Buildings Constructed:	37

Are you tired of boring old road tests to renew your license? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in a different kind of test – a block-building test! That’s right, to renew your license to drive in our virtual world, you must prove your skills in building the most epic structures out of pixelated blocks. Who needs parallel parking when you can build a castle out of diamond blocks instead?

Join our server and show off your creativity and building prowess. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon will personally congratulate you if you pass the test. So why settle for a regular road test when you can embark on a blocky adventure of a lifetime? Join us now and let the building begin!

DownUnderCraft

Australia, australia news, Censorship, CounterTerrorism, cyber sanctions, digital communication, downundercraft, extremism, extremist content, far right, government action, Hits, internet, national security, online network, Online platforms, Politics, right wing, sanctions, social media, Terrorgram

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

so like, u know how australia is all like “nope, not gonna deal with ur shenanigans, Terrorgram”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we embrace the chaos, the craziness, the pure insanity of it all! join us if u wanna be a rebel, a rule-breaker, a true minecraft maverick!

we got crazy events like “TNT Tuesdays” where u can blow up anything u want (except spawn, of course, we’re not monsters)! and don’t even get me started on our “Zombie Apocalypse” weekends where the whole server turns into a battle royale against the undead! it’s like the hunger games, but with more brains (literally)!

plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family – we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build epic structures and conquer the minecraft world! so if u wanna join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a kangaroo on a pogo stick, then this is the place for u! come on in, mate, the madness is waiting for u!

Fur-Free Evolution Clothing Co.

adaptation, advertising, Apparel, branding, clothing, Clothing (Industry), consumer behavior, consumer psychology, Evolution, evolutionary biology, fashion, für, FurFree, furless, human evolution, innovation, market research, marketing strategy, natural selection, promotional tactics, textile industry, trendsetting

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1442	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we make humans evolve to lose fur like some kind of crazy clothing industry experiment gone wrong. you’ll be mining and crafting with a bunch of naked players running around, trying to survive in a world where clothes are a thing of the past. who needs armor when you’ve got natural protection, amirite? so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only thing you’ll be wearing is a smile (and maybe a helmet, because safety first, right?). it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never have to worry about finding the perfect outfit again.