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ArcMan’s Minecraft Server

ArcMans, central focus, Character development, character growth, exclusive, Featured, individual journey, Main character, Minecraft, narrative, Only One, own arc, personal development, Plot, Protagonist, Server, singular focus, solo arc, special treatment, spotlight, standalone narrative, Storyline, Unique

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where every player gets their own personalized storyline! Ever wonder why Steve was the only one who got his own arc? Well, on this server, you can create your own epic tale filled with dragons, unicorns, and maybe even a talking llama sidekick. Join now and become the hero of your own Minecraft adventure! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get your own movie deal out of it. So what are you waiting for? Join today and start writing your own legend!

Minecraft SMP: Big3MobileGamer

big 3, Big3MobileGamer, Casual Gaming, Entertainment, game reviews, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, mobile apps, mobile game developers, mobile game market, mobile game trends, mobile games, Mobile Gaming, mobile gaming industry, multiplayer, online gaming, opinion, popular games, reviews, smp, strategy, Technology

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers SMP out there!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battle creepers with a diamond sword that shoots lasers, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing Championship, where players ride on the backs of dragons through a treacherous obstacle course to win fabulous prizes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of TNT, or a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Join us now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

ParentTrapCraft

blended family, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, divorced parents, family dynamics, Family Events, Father Figures, front row seats, parental expectations, parental relationships, ParentTrapCraft, personal boundaries, seating arrangements, step parents, Stepdads, summer program, teenage perspective, theatre performance, ticket distribution

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magic Items Found:	2659	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual family with two dads who may or may not argue about seating arrangements at your virtual theater performance.

Experience the thrill of giving out free tickets to your virtual dad 1 and dad 2, only to have them fight over who gets to sit next to each other. Will they make up in time for the show, or will they end up purchasing new tickets just to avoid each other?

With our server, you’ll never have to worry about choosing between family members for prime seating – because in Minecraft, everyone can sit together in harmony (or not, depending on how the game goes).

So join us now and leave the real-life drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only conflict you’ll face is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first!

SubtlePrankster Minecraft SMP

Gaslighting, Manipulation, messing with someone’s head, mind control, mind games, Minecraft, playing tricks, psychological tricks, smp, subtle gaslighting, subtle manipulation, subtle mind control, subtle mind games, subtle mind tricks, subtle pranks, subtle revenge, subtle sabotage, subtle tricks, subtle trolling, SubtlePrankster, trolling

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
New Chunks Explored:	513902	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the main goal is to subtly mess with other players in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine building a secret trapdoor in someone’s base that leads to a room filled with nothing but chickens. Or replacing all of someone’s diamond blocks with blocks of dirt. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have epic events like “Troll Wars” where players compete to see who can pull off the most outrageous pranks. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and laughter that ensues.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and trolling is not only allowed but encouraged, join us now! Just be prepared for the craziness that awaits you.

PowerCraft: Fly, Teleport, Build!

Ability, BUILD, Choice, control, dream, FANTASY, Fly, flying, healing, imagination, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, mindreading, power, PowerCraft, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, telekinesis, Teleport, Teleportation, time travel, transformation, wish

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine blocks? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose any superpower you want! Want to fly like Superman and build your house in the clouds? Done! Want to shoot fireballs like a dragon and burn down your friend’s house? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come join us and unleash your inner superhero in the world of Minecraft!

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kid butt Edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic block merging feature that will blow your mind. Imagine merging blocks together to create crazy structures that defy the laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server also offers a unique animation system that will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable. Watch as your character busts out some sick dance moves or flies through the air like a superhero.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a Controlnet system that allows you to control every aspect of the game with just a few clicks? Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to endless possibilities.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: Apologize for My Diamond Sword

apologize now, Apologize.., Apology, Blame, brexit, cultural integration, current state, Diamond, Diversity, Fault, immigration, Invasion, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Muslims invade UK, nationalism, Political Correctness, regret, remorse, smp, societal issues, sword, uk, Xenophobia

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	1023
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Towns Built:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any unexpected invasions from Muslims or any other group for that matter! Our server is a safe haven for all players who want to build, explore, and have a good time without any political drama.

Join us and experience a world where you can create your own empire, fight off zombie hordes with your trusty diamond sword, and even ride a llama into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. And if anyone tries to invade your virtual kingdom, don’t worry – we’ve got your back with our team of expert moderators who will ban any troublemakers faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come on, apologize for all the chaos in the UK and join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knew that virtual block-building could be so thrilling and politically charged?

30AgainMinecraftSMP

30AgainMinecraftSMP, 40, advice, aging, career choices, Experience, financial decisions, goal-setting, health, hindsight, lessons learned, Life Changes, Maturity, personal growth, Priorities, regrets, relationships, self improvement, self reflection, Time management, wisdom

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magic Items Found:	4462	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese!

In our world, the trees are made of cotton candy and the creepers explode into confetti. You can even tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to travel around the server in style.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our SMP today and unleash your inner chaos! Who needs to be 30 again when you can be a kid at heart in our crazy world of blocky madness?

BlockyButtBusters

beauty standards, BlockyButtBusters, body autonomy, body image, consent, double standards, empowerment, feminism, gender stereotypes, Harassment, media representation, Misogyny, objectification, rape culture, self worth, sexism, slut shaming, social media, tired of being sexualized, toxic masculinity, victim blaming

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4271	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being sexualized in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a safe space where your pixels will never be objectified! Join us and experience a world where your blocky avatar can roam free without fear of inappropriate comments or gestures. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual villagers throw the most epic block parties where the only thing getting smashed is the cobblestone! So come join us and let your pixelated hair down in a world where consent is always respected, even in the virtual realm!

52ShadesOfLife

52ShadesOfLife, education level, ethnicity, frequency of sex, health benefits, health disparities, health outcomes, life expectancy, lifestyle factors, Longevity, longevity benefits, mortality rate, mortality risk, preventative health, public health, research study, sexual activity, socioeconomic factors, Women’s Health, women’s sexuality, women’s wellness

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! WANNA LIVE FOREVER? THEN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT THE SECRET TO IMMORTALITY AND IT’S CALLED REGULAR SEX! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR PLAYERS WHO GET IT ON AT LEAST 52 TIMES A YEAR ARE BASICALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE!

IMAGINE BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS WHILE ALSO EXTENDING YOUR LIFESPAN! IT’S A WIN-WIN SITUATION, FOLKS! SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY TO BECOME IMMORTAL THROUGH THE POWER OF BLOCKS AND BEDROOM ANTICS! JOIN NOW AND START LIVING FOREVER!