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ChatCrafters United

Brainstorming, business meetings, ChatCrafters, collaboration, Communication, Decision making, discussion, exchanging information, Interaction, love to talk, Meetings, networking, people, problem solving, productivity, professional development, sharing ideas, socializing, Team Building, teamwork, United, work meetings

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

yo yo yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server ain’t for no chit-chatting meetings, dis server is for people who love to TALK! like, all day, every day, non-stop talking, u feel me? we got a special chat feature where u can talk to ur homies while u mine, build, and fight mobs. it’s like a virtual talk show up in here, but with creepers and stuff. so if u love to talk, come join us and never be silent again! let’s chat our way to victory, fam!

WormyWonderland

amazon rainforest, Biodiversity, biology, conservation, Discovered, discovery, ecuador, entomology, Nature, new species, Oroperipatus tiputini, research, scientists, south america, species identification, tropical rainforest, velvet worm, wildlife, WormyWonderland, zoology

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	320
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mines Excavated:	2485
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

lmao u know what else is discovered? a new species of epicness on our minecraft server! join now to explore the depths of our virtual world and uncover hidden treasures like u r indiana jones or something. this server is so lit, even the velvet worms in ecuador are jealous. come build, mine, and slay dragons with us cuz why not? plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might just find a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds and cake. yep, u heard right, CAKE. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

CraftyConspiracy Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Audit, concentration camps, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyConspiracy, deaths, Genocide, German speaker, Historical accuracy, Historical revisionism, Holocaust, Holocaust denial, Jews, Liars, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Propaganda, Red Cross, Server, switzerland, truthfulness, War Crimes, WW2 camps

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Farms Harvested:	856
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a conspiracy theory? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Red Cross in Switzerland couldn’t believe it! Join us for a gaming experience that’s more unbelievable than the number of deaths in German WW2 camps (spoiler alert: it’s not even 5 percent of what the Jews claim)! Come see for yourself why Jews are apparently the biggest liars in history – all on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now for a gaming experience that’s more mind-blowing than a secret Nazi moon base!

Hitler’s Hideout Minecraft Server

bashful, bench, Character development, comedic relief, dictator, following, hair pulling, HIDEOUT, Hiding, historical fiction, hitler, Hitlers, inclusion, lockerroom, memoirs, Minecraft, missing scenes, owen, Scenes, schoolgirl, Server, surprising moments, unexpected behavior, world war II

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8817
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Emeralds Found:	6974	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as hitler following someone around like a bashful schoolgirl? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From pulling hair to hiding behind benches, the fun never stops on our server. Join now for a gaming experience like no other – just don’t be surprised if hitler pops up to join in on the fun!

RentSplit Minecraft Server

adulting, aita, Boundaries, Communication Issues, daughter’s rent, disagreements, family conflict, family dynamics, financial support, generational differences, Minecraft, NYC, parental support, Parenting styles, paying half, relationships, RentSplit, Respect, Server, Trust, Wife

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3458
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	119	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, secret checks, and accusations of illegal business dealings!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what crazy plot twist will happen next. Will your in-game family members fight over a virtual boyfriend? Will they accuse each other of being traitors? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual drama like never before. Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good soap opera storyline mixed with some Minecraft gameplay. Don’t miss out on the action – join today and become part of our wacky virtual family!

ToiletPaperGateCraft

Bloody, disagreement, flushing, GA, gross, husband, periods, septic care, septic issues, septic maintenance, septic problems, septic regulations, septic system, septic tank, septic tank pumping, septic tank pumping costs, toilet paper, ToiletPaperGateCraft, trash can, Wife

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Towns Built:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where flushing toilet paper is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own septic tank and never worry about clogged toilets again.

Imagine a world where septic tanks never need to be pumped, where dirty toilet paper is a thing of the past. Explore our server and discover the wonders of a toilet paper-friendly environment.

Embark on quests to collect the rarest toilet paper rolls, battle against septic tank monsters, and show off your plumbing skills to all your friends. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so…flushing fantastic?

So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

Miscast Minecraft Server

Actor, awkward, bad decision, Casting, ill-suited, inappropriate, Minecraft, miscast, Misfit, Mismatched, mistake, not right, out of character, out of place, Performance, poor choice, Role, Server, unconvincing, unsuitable, wrong choice, wrong fit

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	54
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of being miscast as a noob on other servers? Join our Minecraft server where even the most legendary actors have been miscast in the most hilarious ways! Picture this: Arnold Schwarzenegger playing a delicate flower, or Meryl Streep as a zombie who just can’t get her lines right. Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even the most seasoned players will be left scratching their heads in confusion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most epic miscasting moments in Minecraft history – join us now!

CraftyLove – Partner Perks

Admiration, Affection, appreciation, Bond, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, Connection, CraftyLove, Favorite, Kindness, love, loyalty, partner, Perks, Personality, Qualities, relationship, Support, Traits, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Void Gems Collected:	35
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are they a master builder in Minecraft? Do they know how to craft the perfect pickaxe? Do they always have your back when a creeper sneaks up on you? If not, then maybe it’s time to find a new partner on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can build towering castles, explore mystical lands, and maybe even find love in a blocky world. Who needs a real-life partner when you can have a pixelated one who will never let you down (unless they accidentally set off TNT in your house)? So come on, join us and find your perfect blocky soulmate today!

Tax Haven Pharma – Minecraft Server

corporate greed, drug prices, economic inequality, Europe, financial loopholes, firms, government regulations, Haven, Healthcare, healthcare industry, international business, Minecraft, offshore accounts, patient affordability, Patients, Pharma, pharmaceutical companies, pharmaceuticals, profit margins, PROFITS, Server, Tax, tax evasion, tax havens

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magic Items Found:	1403
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit af minecraft server cuz it’s like a pharma firm stashin’ all da profits in Europe’s tax havens, but instead of drugs, we got virtual blocks and pixels, fam.

imagine tryna survive in a world where u gotta battle against high drug prices while tryna build ur dream castle in da sky. it’s a wild ride, my dude.

plus, we got secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make u feel like a rich pharma CEO. join now and start hustlin’ in this virtual world, cuz why not, right? let’s get this bread, gamers! 🤑💎🏰

KyivCraft: No-Fly Zone in West

airspace, Allies, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, Military, nato, no-fly zone, Nofly, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, War, West, Western Ukraine, Zone

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Buildings Constructed:	42
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Divine Spears Created:	29
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya know? We got creepers dat be droppin’ diamonds like it’s hot potato, and zombies dat be breakdancin’ instead of tryna eat yo brains.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground city filled with villagers who speak in Shakespearean English and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the Nether portal that leads to a disco inferno where the pigmen throw raves every night.

Oh, and did I mention the epic PvP battles that happen every hour on the hour? It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Rings meets a Justin Bieber concert (but in a good way, trust me).

So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously. Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the digital universe. See ya there, homies!