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Blockheads R Us

big boobs, Blockheads, body positivity, Crazy bros, DATING, double standards, empowerment, feminism, funny, Gender Roles, Hoeflation, humor, Misogyny, modern dating, nerdy, relationships, sarcasm, satire, self worth, social commentary, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7195
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Void Gems Collected:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	2567
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Emeralds Found:	5874	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bros are so crazy that you’ll want to date a nerdy girl with big boobs just to fit in! Hoeflation is a real struggle here, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual diamonds to distract you. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

InstaCube | Leben Server

Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6911
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

1.13 | Special attention to detail. Normal world with properties. Freebuild. Stores. Own warps. Rentable marketplaces. “No delete” policy. This is InstaCube. This is your life server.

TeamSpeak: ts.instacube.at Discord: https://discord.gg/pzB9sPG E-Mail: [email protected]

play.instacube.at

MinecraftYouPlay

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Void Gems Collected:	29
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

We are a freebuild/survival/PVP server on a self-assembled server for perfect performance. We offer a nice community, a nice gaming atmosphere and hope that you will follow this effort.

We offer the principles of Survival, GS, Anarchy, separated by worlds, as well as hunger games, vanilla PVP and interestingly designed events. For more information you can simply visit our website.

TS3: 194.97.114.3:9056

s.mcyp.de

Celebration

Creative, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Emeralds Found:	628
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Come celebrate holidays from around the world. Exploring the international Holiday Plaza displaying holidays recreated Minecraft style. Check out the holiday themed quests areas like Halloween Town, Easter Valley, and North Pole. Settle into a town or start your own. Feel the need to build? Design whatever you wish in the Creative World. Explore the Carnival event area and compete against other players. Then head to the PVP world to try to steal your opponent’s head. There is something for everyone at Celebration.

192.227.132.212

LaserCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dimension Hops:	8

A new small Tekkit Classic server. Great people and an awesome Owner :P! 188.227.183.10:25565 is the ip. LaserCraft welcomes all! So join for a fun time!

188.227.183.10

9tx.org

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Towns Built:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Griefing, MCMMO/PVP, No Factions – Pure Minecraft! Store your stuff in the Enderchest at spawn – free private item bank!

9tx.org

Oak Craft Prison

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ores Mined:	7667	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

The first block is Newbie. This is like all prisons and you get access to basics. Then you buy Convict which is still the same as all others. However after that you can choose what you want to buy next Hunting Mining Farming Each of these consist of 3 tiers and you will have to purchase all 3 tiers of each before you can become free.

198.154.120.54

LifeMMO

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4

We are BACK! With our new realistic earth map scale 1:1000 We boast premium TOWNY and premium MCMMO features! Get what you want with advanced trading systems!

Simple, just join (no mods required).

play.lifemmoearth.com

mcnovus

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Mines Excavated:	1648
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

It is a great server with multiple worlds. creative, adventure, and survival. we have the tardis, creeper heal, mcmmo+mcmmo rankup, and more. its still kind of new, let me know what you think.

mcnovus.net

MC.DeepGamers.Net

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	150	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mines Excavated:	2857
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

MC.DeepGamers.net is a PvP, Factions, Raiding, All Hardcore!! We have 3 PvP Arenas.. AND 1 Cow, Pig, and Chicken Killing arena.. 2 Huge Mazes. 1 Has 7 infinite levels. lots of mobs to kill and Free loot in chests We bet you get lost………

MC.DeepGamers.Net

Andromeda Network

FTB, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	485
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Love Letters Sent:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Andromeda Network is a collection of both modded and non-modded Minecraft servers! We are a small, growing community of players who have been together since 2013! Come join us today! We offer 24/7 servers with little to no lag, cross server chat, donor ranks, voting ranks and more!

We currently host the following servers:

-Stompzcraft – The OG Towny experience! Join with ip: play.an-mc.net

– Vanilla Minecraft – Limited Plugin Minecraft – ip: play.an-mc.net

-MC Eternal – join via the twitch launcher at play.an-mc.net:25666

-StoneBlock2 – join via the twitch launcher at play.an-mc.net: 25252

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/BJy4EDF

play.an-mc.net