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SmoothieCraft: Wife Edition

Apology, bathroom habits, communication problems, condescension, criticism, Edition, Empathy, Frustration, good intentions, Gratitude, interrupting, lack of appreciation, listening skills, marital conflicts, misunderstandings, morning routines, negative responses, relationship issues, sensitivity, smoothie making, SmoothieCraft, Wife

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of dealing with a spouse who can’t appreciate a good smoothie? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you won’t have to worry about making smoothies at the wrong time or dealing with constant interruptions during important discussions.

Our server is a smoothie-free zone, where you can build to your heart’s content without any negative vibes. Plus, we have a special bathroom schedule feature that ensures everyone has enough time to poop before smoothie-making commences.

So if you’re looking for a place to relax, unwind, and avoid smoothie-related arguments, join our server today! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate escape from marital strife?

SmileCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, Brighten your day, cheerful, Contentment, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Gratitude, Happiness, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, little moments, Minecraft, mood booster, positive vibes, positivity, Server, simple joys, simple pleasures, small things, Smile, smilecraft, Uplifting

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing chickens serenades you with their angelic voices. And not just any chickens, these chickens are wearing tiny top hats and monocles, strutting around like they own the place. Join our server for a chance to be serenaded by the fanciest chickens in all of Minecraft! Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else.

CraftyCrafterz

Business, consumer protection, Corruption, CraftyCrafterz, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Exploitation, fine print, fraud, hidden fees, Manipulation, questionable tactics, scam, shady dealings, Trickery, Unethical, unethical behavior, unfair practices, white collar crime

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4946
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Enchantments Applied:	124
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver dirt blocks? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding hidden treasures in our virtual world – we promise it’s not a scam, just regular business!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Fluffy Bunny Dragon. Legend has it that whoever defeats this fluffy beast will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime (and maybe even a few questionable business transactions along the way)!

QuantumCraft: Insane Adventures

Adventures, behavior patterns, belief systems, CHANGE, cognitive dissonance, different results, Expectations, habits, INSANE, Insanity, irrationality, mental health, mindset, outcomes, patterns, perspective, quantum physics, quantum world, QuantumCraft, Reality, repeating actions, Repetition, same thing twice

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT SPIDER THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS EYES! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! LASER BEAM SHOOTING SPIDERS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! EVER WANTED TO FIGHT A DRAGON MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF CHEESE? WELL, NOW YOU CAN! AND IF YOU DEFEAT IT, YOU GET UNLIMITED CHEESE FOR LIFE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED IN AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION WHERE PIGS CAN FLY AND CREEPERS GIVE HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING? IT’S TRUE! YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE INSANITY LIKE NEVER BEFORE! JUST REMEMBER, ONCE YOU JOIN, THERE’S NO TURNING BACK! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

ProstatePvP: Serum Shenanigans

ProstatePvP, Serum, Shenanigans

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Farms Harvested:	734	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKING FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U JUST FOUND IT! THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING!

JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE DIFFERENTIALLY EXPRESSED PROTEINS IN THE SERUM OF ELDERLY PATIENTS WHO EXPERIENCED PERIOPERATIVE NEUROCOGNITIVE DISORDERS FOLLOWING TRANSURETHRAL RESECTION OF THE PROSTATE! YEAH, U HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT ALL THE WACKY STUFF HERE!

OUR PLAYERS SAY THAT ONCE THEY JOINED, THEIR BRAINS GREW THREE SIZES BIGGER AND THEY STARTED SPEAKING IN RHYMES! TRUE STORY, BRO!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! TRUST US, U WON’T REGRET IT!

Mine-pvp

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, survival events lifestrils anty chat happye multiplayer factions economy creative minigames roleplay skyblock parkour modded hardcore vanilla adventure community factions quest, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Wellcom ( nine-pvp ) server . this server has publick survival . lifestrils , and anty chat server . free to all events . play and happye 🙂

216.202.220.44:25202

Tempest SMP: The Server where even the creepers are scared to grief! 1.21 and Whitelisted 😀

Border Missions, Bridges, building, community participation, Connected Chains, CREEPERS, generation, Grief, Infrastructure, Just Hammers, Macaw collection, Minecraft, Modded, Nether Hub, Resource Gathering, road networks, Scared, Server, smp, tectonic mod, Tempest, traveler’s backpack, TUNNELS, Whitelist, Whitelisted, world border

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3982
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Tempest SMP Overview

Description
Tempest SMP is a brand new modded 1.21 SMP that aims to create a vast, interconnected world with various environments and large projects. Featuring an impressive world, Tempest SMP will be connected via road networks, bridges, tunnels, and other types of infrastructure.

Tempest SMP FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Tempest SMP?	Tempest SMP is a modded Minecraft server focused on creating a vast, interconnected world with various environments and large projects.
What mods are included in the official modpack?	The official modpack includes decoration mods such as the Macaw collection and Connected Chains, along with QOL mods such as Traveler’s Backpack and Just Hammers.
How can the world border be expanded?	The world border can be expanded through the completion of “Border Missions,” which involve Resource Gathering missions or Infrastructure Missions.
How can I join Tempest SMP?	If you are 18+ and interested, please join our Discord server and complete the application process.

CraftyCreeperMC Server

01.08.2024, anticipation, BELIEF, Blessings, countdown, CraftyCreeperMC, determination, FAITH, future event, god bless you all, Hope, Make It, mark your calendar, optimism, perseverance, positivity, Preparation, resilience, see you on the other side, Server, strength, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9671
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to come near us. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a herd of wandering pigs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But as soon as they started mining, they triggered a trap that unleashed a horde of zombie chickens! It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious.

And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP tournaments. Players come from all corners of the Minecraft world to compete for glory and bragging rights. Rumor has it that the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Just kidding… or am I?

So mark your calendar, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. May the blocks be ever in your favor, and may the odds of surviving our server be ever in your favor. I’ll see you on the other side, if I make it out alive!

MineCrafty Crypto Craze Server

Artificial Intelligence, CRAZE, Crypto, cryptocurrency, cutting-edge technology, disruptive technologies, early adopters, early investment, early stage investments, emerging technologies, ev, financial opportunities, forward-thinking strategies, future investments, futuristic investments, high potential markets, innovative industries, market trends, minecrafty, next big thing, Server, tech startups, Tech Trends, technological advancements

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of always being late to the party? Well, fear not because we have the next big thing for you to get in early on – our Minecraft server! Forget about crypto, EVs, and AI, because our server is where all the cool kids are hanging out.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, mining for diamonds, and battling creepers with your friends. But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of super spies. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top of the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be ahead of the curve for once in your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

MommaSaidNoLOL

body autonomy, body positivity, Boundaries, bra-wearer, college bound, Commando, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, generational differences, INDEPENDENCE, Individuality, MommaSaidNoLOL, mother-daughter relationship, parent-child conflict, peer pressure, personal choice, personal space, privacy, Self-expression, teenage rebellion, underwear

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of being told what to wear by your mom? Do you want the freedom to go braless and commando without judgment? Then join our Minecraft server where you can express yourself however you want, even if it means saying no to your mom’s demands to see your underwear! We support your right to make your own choices, even if it means starting a whole argument over it. Plus, we have a special “Principle of the Matter” mini-game where you can stand up for your beliefs and show off your independence. Join now and let your rebellious spirit shine in a world where you can be yourself, no matter what your mom says!