Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, mining for diamonds, and battling creepers with your friends. But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of super spies. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top of the Minecraft world!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be ahead of the curve for once in your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
Join us and bind your account to a Sunborn ID because logging in from Facebook/Google is so last season. Plus, we have a Beginner’s FAQ that’s so helpful, it’ll make you say “Enderman who?”
But wait, there’s more! We have translated story and lore material that will make you question if you’re in the Nether or the Overworld. And don’t even get us started on our news and events – we’ve got more going on than a zombie siege during a blood moon.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember our motto: “Reminder to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, and to lurk 2 months before posting.” Because if you’re not on our server, you’re missing out on the most epic trolling and building experiences this side of the End Portal. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!
Join us as we uncover the mysterious origins of these anons, what makes them tick, and why they have become such a beloved, yet controversial, corner of the internet. Who knows, you may even discover the secret to eternal loneliness or unlock the hidden powers of the forever alone meme.
So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in the weird and wonderful world of /r9k/. Who knows, you may even find your new best friend who also happens to be a forever alone anon. Just be prepared for some seriously strange conversations and maybe even a few existential crises along the way.
We have a strict policy of only allowing players who post the weirdest and wackiest content in our Google Classroom. From memes to bizarre stories, we want it all!
One time, a player posted a picture of a llama riding a pig while juggling diamonds – and it was epic!
So if you’re ready to unleash your inner weirdo and have a blast with like-minded players, join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Picture this: you’re deep in the mines, surrounded by precious ores, when suddenly you hear the siren call of the slot machines. You know you should sell and leave the casino, but you’re too greedy. You realize this, but you won’t change your ways.
Join us for a chance to win big in our casino, where the odds are always in your favor (or so we say)! And if you’re feeling lucky, why not take a break from building and try your hand at our virtual poker tables?
But beware, once you start playing, you may never want to leave. So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the games begin! Who knows, you might just strike it rich… or lose it all. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
Welcome to Nexio MC—where Minecraft Adventure reaches its peak!
Server IP: nexiomc.net
Dive into our thrilling gamemodes and test your combat skills in the heart of competitive Minecraft. Nexio MC is the ultimate destination for players who love intense battles and strategic gameplay.
For more information, updates, and to connect with our vibrant community, join us on Discord: https://discord.com/nexiomc
Explore, fight, and conquer—your next great adventure starts here at Nexio MC!
nexiomc.net
| Server Name: | Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking! |
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| Online Since: | 2019 |
| Rules: | No hacking/duping allowed |
| Features: | Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof |
| IP: | simplyvanilla.net |
| Discord: | Join our Discord community |
| Website: | Visit our website |
| Map Size: | 10 TB+ |
Check out this video to see what escaping spawn looks like: Video Link
Simply connect to the server using the IP: simplyvanilla.net and start your journey by escaping spawn, making your starter base, and interacting with other players.
Yes, the server strictly prohibits hacking and duping. Make sure to play fair and respect other players.
Absolutely! You can make allies, betray others, and even conquer bases to establish your dominance on the server.
The server is open to players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a beginner looking to learn or an experienced player seeking a new challenge, Simply Vanilla offers a unique and exciting gameplay experience for everyone.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From building giant chicken statues to epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs crypto when you have a Minecraft SMP this insane?
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have chairs with weight limits higher than 110kg, so your boyfriend can sit comfortably without fear of breaking anything. Plus, our server is so inclusive, even short people with expensive ergonomic chairs are welcome!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the adventures begin. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chair that can withstand any weight limit!
Our server is so epic that even Harris and Trump themselves have put aside their differences to join forces and build the most epic pixel art you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it they’re currently working on a giant statue of a llama riding a dragon while holding a diamond sword.
So come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft server out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to challenge Harris and Trump to a build battle and show them who the real block-building master is!
WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND SHEEP THAT SING OPERA! NOT TO MENTION OUR SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE CHESTS FULL OF GOLD!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS AND A MAGICAL FOREST WHERE THE TREES GROW CAKE INSTEAD OF FRUIT!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY.