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Telos Realms

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Crops Grown:	3089	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

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Dawntrail Minecraft Server

community gathering, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Event, Famfrit Lavender Beds, Final Fantasy Fans, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, game discussion, game updates, Gaming Community, haruhi, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mmorpg, online gaming, patch notes, Resources, Server, Spooky Club, The Rising

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crops Grown:	5097
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe a little bit of chaos.

Our server is so amazing that even the producers of Final Fantasy XIV are talking about it! That’s right, we’re basically celebrities in the gaming world.

Join our Free Companies and Linkshells for a chance to meet other players who are just as crazy as you are. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends (or enemies, we don’t judge).

And don’t even get us started on The Rising event happening from August 27th to September 11th. It’s going to be so epic that you’ll be talking about it for years to come.

But wait, there’s more! We have meetups that will blow your mind. Like the Spooky Club meetup on September 11th at 9:00 PM EDT. Get ready to party with Haruhi and maybe even spot a ghost or two.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our crazy world.

The Jan-netty Minecraft SMP

Jannetty, long tail tag, Marty Jannetty, Minecraft, shawn michaels, smp, tag team, wrestling, wrestling championships, wrestling debate, wrestling dynamics, wrestling fans, wrestling history, wrestling legends, Wrestling Matches, wrestling partners, wrestling rivalries, wrestling storylines, wrestling superstars, wrestling trivia, wwe

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of being the Marty Jannetty of your Minecraft squad? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us and become the Shawn Michaels of the server, leaving all your friends in awe of your building skills and PvP prowess.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in the shape of a heart. Legend has it that whoever can tame this explosive spirit will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Who knew zombies had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate superstar of the server! Just watch out for those dancing creepers…

MathCraft: Snap to Reality

ANNOYING, Apology, asian, birth certificate, college, Conversation, coworker, CURSE, escalated, Hostile, invalidating, Justified, kimchi, Korean, Math, Mathcraft, public health, Reality, Rude, Scene, Snap, stereotype, work

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8268
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	90	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server where stereotypes are left at the door! Are you tired of being judged based on your race or background? Well, look no further because on our server, everyone is welcome no matter what!

Join us and escape the real world drama like the one between our player (17F Asian) and her coworker (22F white) who got into a heated argument over math and stereotypes. We promise you won’t have to deal with any of that nonsense here!

Build, mine, and craft your way to victory on our server where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills. So come on in and let’s create some epic adventures together! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a birth certificate hidden in a treasure chest. 😉

2010VibesMinecraftSMP

2010VibesMinecraftSMP, Behavior, Communication, cultural change, customs, Etiquette, Evolution, fashion, generational shifts, internet, norms, Nostalgia, pop culture, social acceptance, social interactions, social media, social norms, societal expectations, societal standards, Technology, trends

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Remember back in 2010 when it was totally cool to wear Crocs with socks? Yeah, those were the days. But now, if you want to be accepted in society, you better leave those fashion disasters in the past.

But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, wearing Crocs with socks is not only acceptable, it’s encouraged! In fact, we have a whole village dedicated to Crocs and socks enthusiasts. You can trade resources for the latest Crocs designs, participate in Crocs fashion shows, and even attend Crocs and socks dance parties.

So if you’re tired of being judged for your questionable fashion choices, come join us on our server where you can rock your Crocs with pride! Who knows, you might even become the Crocs and socks fashion icon of the server.

PetCraft BBQ Bash

Animals, barbecue, Bash, bbq, cat, cookout, dog, family, Food, Friends, Fun, Gathering, grilling, Invitation, outdoor event, Party, pet, pet-friendly, PetCraft, Picnic, social event, Springfield OH, Summer

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Farms Harvested:	515
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take cookouts to a whole new level! Forget bringing a boring pet like a dog or cat, on our server, you can bring a pet dragon to the cookout in Springfield, OH! That’s right, your very own fire-breathing companion to help you roast marshmallows and BBQ some creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is known for its wild parties and epic adventures. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the Endermen like to bust a move. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a cookout experience like never before. Just make sure to keep an eye on your dragon – we don’t want any accidental BBQ incidents!

MexicanSenateMayhem

activism, citizen participation, civil disobedience, debate, Democracy, demonstration, Government, judicial reform, legislative process, Mexican politics, MexicanSenateMayhem, mexico, pause, Political protest, political reform, Politics, Protesters, public outcry, Senate, social justice, Storm

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7976	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact crazy protests like storming Mexico’s Senate but with a twist! instead of pausing judicial reform debates, we pause the game to have a dance party with llamas and villagers! why join? because where else can you find a server that combines political chaos with virtual block building fun? plus, rumor has it that the llamas are secretly plotting a revolution against the chickens. don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the madness!

Blocky Towers: 9/11 Coincidence?

9/11, american history, anniversary, blocky, Coincidence, Conspiracy, date, long tail tag, memorial, national tragedy, new york city, planned, Remembrance, September 11, September 11th, Symbolism, terrorist attack, Towers, tragic event, Twin Towers, world trade center

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	412	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9663
Divine Spears Created:	30	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the history of ever? Let me tell you why you need to join this server ASAP!

First off, did you know that the date September 11 was totally planned because the number 11 looks like those two towers? Mind blown, right? Well, on this server, we have a special event every year on September 11 where we build giant towers and then blow them up for funsies. It’s like a fireworks show, but with more explosions!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of all time – the Derpy Pigasaurus! Legend has it that if you can find and tame a Derpy Pigasaurus, it will grant you three wishes. And no, we’re not talking about regular wishes like a million diamonds or unlimited cake. We’re talking about wishes like turning all the creepers into fluffy bunnies or making rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe. It’s totally legit, I swear!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and hackers. It’s like having your own personal army of unicorns guarding your stuff 24/7. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

What is the IP for Phoenix SC Minecraft Server?

blocks, can, command, Datapack, know, Minecraft, mod, Phnixhamsta, phoenix, Redstone, sc, see, Server, tags, these, tutorial, Vanilla, you

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Phoenix SC is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for his entertaining and informative videos about Minecraft gameplay, mods, and tutorials. With a dedicated fan base of over 2 million subscribers, Phoenix SC has garnered a reputation for his creativity, humor, and passion for the game. Through his videos, he has inspired and entertained countless fans, solidifying his position as a prominent figure in the Minecraft community.

JustBucket

bedrock, Community, cross-platform, Cross-Play, Currency, Discord, Economy, Ip:, java, Jobs, MCMMO, PORT, POSITIONS, Ranks, Shops, Skyblock, Staff, Survival, Tournaments, Trading, Updates

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1755	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

At Just Bucket, we still have the small server with a home feel to it, yet with the production, and service quality of professional servers! 24/7 zero lag. We feature survival gameplay, with the option of Skyblock. Within our server you will find we are focused on the economy aspect of minecraft. Feel free to trade with players, make your own shops that are active 24/7, engage in jobs and tournaments to earn money. Purchase blocks, items, flytime, claim blocks and so much more with in-game currency! We are always updating and expanding to provide our guests with the best experience possible, within the minecraft world.

Discord is https://discord.gg/uMkz8wdqSP or https://tinyurl.com/JustBucketDiscord

Our minecraft server is cross platform, meaning java & bedrock can connect. The IP is JustBucket.Minecraft.Best Java version doesn’t need to input any port. If on bedrock version, use port 25566

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