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CraftyLmao – The dankest Minecraft server around!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9956
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are friendly and the diamonds are plentiful! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of chocolate. They built a castle out of candy canes and lived happily ever after, surrounded by gummy bears and marshmallow clouds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary dancing chicken who can breakdance like no other. Join us and witness this incredible sight for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on a journey full of laughter, magic, and endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Ayy lmao!

LuxHotelAFK

all inclusive, brother, communication breakdown, consequences, family dynamics, family plans, family trip, Friction, high end, hotel staff, Hungover, irresponsible, LuxHotelAFK, luxury hotel, nightlife, overdoing it, parental expectations, passed out, sibling relationships, Tension, unresolved conflict

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6390	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Farms Harvested:	849
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a night out with my brother? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will leave you questioning your life choices just like I questioned mine after that hotel incident.

Our server is like that last drink your brother just couldn’t resist – once you join, you won’t be able to leave! With unlimited possibilities and unlimited chaos, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like my brother, who always takes things to the extreme, our server will push you to your limits (and maybe even break a glass door or two).

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a night out with my brother, join us now! Just make sure to have your parents’ credit card handy for any unexpected charges… 😉 #YOLOminecraftserver

LebCraft: Macron’s Plea

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, Macron, Macrons, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Négotiation, peace talks, Plan, PLEA, political pressure, united nations, US, world news

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Love Letters Sent:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

lol ok so like this server is so lit u gotta join cuz like Macron himself called on the US to like pressure Israel to accept this epic Lebanon ceasefire plan but like instead of that drama u can just join our server and build epic stuff and battle mobs and stuff u know? like who needs real world drama when u can have virtual world fun amirite? so come join us and leave all that political stuff behind cuz we’re all about having a good time and building crazy stuff in Minecraft. u won’t regret it, promise!

Awkward Last Words RP

awkward, BIZARRE, death, dramatic, Dying, eerie, eerie experience, emotional, final moments, INTENSE, last words, Life, mortality, Reflection, Solemn, strange, surreal, unexpected, unexpected twist, unsettling, Words

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

so, like, imagine if you were on this server, right? and you’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle or whatever, and then all of a sudden you get attacked by a gang of evil chickens with swords! like, what even is that, bro? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can ride on the back of a giant flying pig to escape those pesky poultry.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? yeah, it’s lit, fam.

and if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a trip to the nether and challenge the devil himself to a game of rock-paper-scissors. spoiler alert: he always picks rock.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? come hang out with us and experience all the craziness for yourself. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

ParentalForce Minecraft Server

Athletic, BLONDE, Chad, Childhood, Development, different, FITNESS, forced, Future, Imagine, Inceldom, indoctrinated, influence, Kid, Life, Minecraft, natural born leader, ParentalForce, parents, Server, sports, upbringing

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of being a potato couch and wish your parents had pushed you to be a jock like Chad over here? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your athletic dreams without ever having to break a sweat in real life! Join us and become the ultimate Chad, leading your virtual squad to victory while never having to worry about being an incel. Who needs real-life athleticism when you can dominate the digital world instead? Join now and start living your jock fantasy!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mines Excavated:	4696
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchantments Applied:	161	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9181
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but dirt houses and basic mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs wear top hats.

Our server is so wild that the Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant flying taco that shoots cheese at you. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy.

But that’s not all! We have daily check-in rewards that include rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and flying pigs. Plus, we have redeemable codes that give you Primogems, because why not mix Genshin Impact with Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Just be prepared to fight off hordes of evil llamas and ride on rainbow-colored horses. It’s gonna be a wild ride!

CraftyCookingWifeNoob

Chores, Communication, compromise, Cooking, cooking together, CraftyCookingWifeNoob, division of labor, Expectations, household duties, household responsibilities, kitchen help, learning, marital issues, Marriage, meal preparation, patience, picky eater, quality time, relationships, Tantrum, teamwork

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Star Shards Collected:	160

Looking for a place to escape your real-life drama and join a community where cooking tantrums are a thing of the past? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of a spouse who can’t even boil water without throwing a fit. On our server, everyone pitches in to create delicious virtual meals together – no tantrums allowed!

Imagine a world where you can grill chicken in peace, without worrying about your partner refusing to put away the spices. Our server is a place where teamwork in the kitchen is celebrated, not met with complaints.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Say goodbye to real-life kitchen nightmares and hello to a virtual world where everyone helps out – even if they’re just pixels on a screen!

DateRedFlagsMC SMP

advice, DateRedFlagsMC, Dates.., DATING, deal breakers, guys, red flag advice, red flag alarms, red flag alerts, red flag behavior, red flag indicators, red flag mistakes, red flag signals, red flag signs, red flag tips, red flag warnings, red flags, reddit, relationships, smp, warning signs

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience dates with creepers that explode in your face, skeletons shooting arrows of love at you, and zombies trying to steal your heart (literally). Red flags on dates? How about when your date turns out to be a disguised Enderman looking for a new block to add to their collection!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with quirky characters like a villager who thinks they’re a llama, a wandering trader who only trades in rotten flesh, and a witch who brews love potions that always backfire.

So come join us for a date night like no other, where the only thing you’ll be swiping right on is your trusty diamond sword. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

BlockyBossRequests

absurd tasks, bizarre work requests, BlockyBossRequests, crazy boss stories, funny boss stories, odd boss demands, outrageous job tasks, ridiculous boss requests, silly boss requests, strange work instructions, unreasonable demands, unusual work tasks, weird work assignments, workplace humor

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crops Grown:	4308
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Are you tired of your boss asking you to do ridiculous things like filing paperwork in alphabetical order or making coffee with your eyes closed? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about your boss’s crazy demands again. Here, you can build a giant statue of your boss out of diamonds and watch it get blown up by a creeper for your own personal satisfaction. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you turn your boss into a zombie pigman every time they try to boss you around. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to ridiculous boss requests forever!

NukeCraft: China’s Sinkin’ Submarine

China, Chinas, chinese military, CNN Politics, defense news, geopolitical tensions, global defense., international relations, maritime incidents, military capabilities, Military developments, military technology, naval accidents, naval warfare, nuclear submarines, nuclear-powered submarine, nukecraft, security concerns, Sinkin, South China Sea, submarine, submarine sinking, underwater warfare, US official

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

lol imagine if that submarine was in minecraft! well guess what, on our server, you can build your own nuclear-powered submarine and watch it sink to the depths of the ocean in epic fashion! join us for the most explosive underwater adventures you’ll ever experience, just don’t forget your scuba gear!

we’ve got a secret underwater city where mermaids and sea monsters live in harmony, and you can join in on their wild parties and quests for hidden treasure. but beware, the kraken might just decide to crash the party and wreak havoc on everything in sight!

if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of exploring the mysterious underwater caves filled with rare ores and deadly creatures. just remember to bring your trusty pickaxe and some enchanted armor, because you never know what dangers lurk in the dark depths below.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and dive into the wildest underwater adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft! just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy underwater world.

Fishy Minds Minecraft Server

Alzheimer’s disease, brain function, brain health, brain protection, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, dementia, eating fish, fish consumption, fishy, healthy aging, healthy diet, Long-term Health, Memory Loss, mental health, Minds.., Minecraft, neuroprotective, nutrition, omega-3 fatty acids, reduced risk, seafood, Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	628	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Villages Defended:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where eating fish will make u smarter than a super genius with a PhD in rocket science!!! 🚀🐟 our players who chow down on fishies have been known to outsmart even the most devious creepers and build the most mind-blowing structures in the game! 🏗️🐠

we’ve got fishy feasts galore, with underwater buffets filled with all the fish u can eat to level up ur brain power to infinity and beyond! 🧠🚀 plus, our fish-filled world is teeming with hidden treasures and secret underwater caves just waiting to be explored by ur newly enhanced cognitive abilities! 🕵️‍♂️🐟

so come on over to our server and join the school of fish-loving players who are taking over the minecraft universe, one brain-boosting bite at a time! 🐟🎮 #FishAreFriendsAndBrainFood #JoinUsAndBeAMinecraftGenius