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CraftyJontronBros

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Astral Projections Made:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens with laser eyes, riding on giant flying pigs, and mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Jontronbros, a group of players who are so skilled at Minecraft that they can build entire cities in a single night and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just be careful… you might not feel so good after all the excitement!

VtuberCraft Minecraft Server

2434, 774 inc, Aikatsu Academy, Aogiri Highschool, asmr, Corpos, Dot Live, Hasunosora Highschool, hololive, Idolm@ster vα-liv, Japanese VTubers, JP indies, JP vtubers, Kizuna Ai Inc, Million Production, Minecraft, Neo-porte, NoriPro, react, Server, Sinsogumi, Strawberry Prince, Varium, Vee, VOMS, VPI Cafe, VSingers, VSPO, VtuberCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual Aogiri Highschool, where you can hang out with Vtubers from all over Japan! From the crazy antics of Hololive to the mysterious world of Neo-porte, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic battles against the evil 2434 corporation, or relax at the VPI Cafe with your favorite Vtuber idols. And don’t forget to watch out for the mischievous Sinsogumi group, they’re always up to no good!

So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the world of Japanese Vtubers like never before. Who knows, you might even run into Kizuna Ai herself!

/pol/NoWebmsWithSoundMinecraftSMP

(Audio), banned, Censorship, controversial, digital content, discussion, forum, freedom of speech, Frustration, internet, Online Community, POL, Politics, polNoWebmsWithSoundMinecraftSMP, regulations, restrictions, rules, Sound, Technology, Video, webms

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t allow webms with sound because we believe in keeping the server environment as wild and unpredictable as possible. Imagine mining for diamonds while suddenly hearing the sound of a screaming goat in the distance – that’s the kind of madness you can expect here.

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the insanity and have a laugh riot with fellow players. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers or witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombies. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world – so buckle up and prepare for the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

SMP_SadShowEp_Minecraft

bittersweet, Despair, Devastating, emotional, Emotional rollercoaster, Grief, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, Loss, Melancholy, Moving, poignant, saddest episode, SMP_SadShowEp_Minecraft, sorrowful, tearful, tearjerker, tragic, tv show, unforgettable moments

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4312
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	9897
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Void Gems Collected:	28	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and hilarious adventures in the blocky world! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a herd of llamas trained in martial arts. The saddest episode of our SMP involved a player accidentally turning their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a potion gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down in our server!

FandomCraft: The Ultimate Degeneracy

#degeneracy, concerning, controversial, Dark, Degenerate, Disturbing, disturbing behavior, disturbing trends, Excessive, EXTREME, extreme behavior, fanatical, fanbase, Fandom, FandomCraft, inappropriate, intense fan culture, Obsessive, over the top, Problematic, TOXIC, Ultimate, Unhealthy

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the degenerate fandoms out there! We’ve got a community of players who are obsessed with everything from My Little Pony to anime body pillows. Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable fan art and cringeworthy roleplay.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most insane build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to recreate the entire Shrek movie in pixel art? Go for it! How about building a giant statue of Nicolas Cage made entirely out of diamonds? The possibilities are endless on our server.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not participate in our weekly “Cosplay as Your Favorite Minecraft Mob” event? Dress up as a creeper, zombie, or even an enderman and show off your best Minecraft fashion sense to the whole server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most degenerate fandom in the Minecraft universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining).

MonkeyBrosCraft: Rise Up! Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, all bosses, boss fights, challenge, Chinese folklore, completionist, Epic battles, gameplay, Gaming, goty, immersive experience, Masterpiece, Minecraft, monkeybros, MonkeyBrosCraft, mythical creatures, Rise, rise up, satisfaction, Server, triumph, Victory, video game, Wukong

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7303
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	2659	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Dragons Tamed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

🤣 Get ready to flex your gaming skills on our Minecraft server, where we have Wukong as our official mascot and all the bosses are just waiting for you to defeat them! Imagine the satisfaction of taking down every single boss in the game and becoming the ultimate Wukong master. But beware, Wukong himself might challenge you to a duel if you’re not careful! Join us now for epic battles and endless fun! #WukongGOTY #BossBattlesForDays 😂🐒🔥

SMPcraft – Minecraft SMP: The Grand Order of Blocky Fate

Archer Illyasviel von Einzbern, Archetype Inception, Archetype Inception BB Dubai, Assassin Okita J Sōji, Avenger Xu Fu, bb, BB Presents Celebrity Summer Experience, blocky, C.I.E.L, Costume Dress, Dobrynya Nikitich, Dubai Strikes Back, Event, fate, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order General, Foreigner Mysterious Heroine XX Alter, Fuyuki, golden apples, GRAND, karna, Lancer Karna, Lancer Mysterious Alter Ego Lambda, Lancer Percival, Main Interlude, Minecraft, Moon Cancer, Moon Cancer Sesshōin Kiara, OC Prologue, Ordeal Call III, Order, pastebin, percival, Rider Bartholomew Roberts, Ruler Artoria Pendragon, Saber Tomoe Gozen, Silver Apples, smp, smpcraft, Summer 2024, tenochtitlan, utility links, Welfare Servant

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Void Gems Collected:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Picture this: you log in and are greeted with 12 Golden Apples and 66 Silver Apples as a login bonus. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret welfare servant waiting to be revealed – who knows what kind of crazy antics they’ll get up to!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so epic, it’s like being in a Main Interlude event in Fate/Grand Order. You’ll feel like a celebrity at our Celebrity Summer Experience – Dubai Strikes Back! And don’t forget about our Ordeal Call III event, where you’ll be on the edge of your seat with excitement.

And let’s not forget about our insane PU Summons! Summon 5Ruler Artoria Pendragon or 4Lancer Mysterious Alter Ego Λ – the possibilities are endless! Plus, limited editions like 5*Moon Cancer BB Dubai are up for grabs – you won’t want to miss out on these epic summons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of Minecraft! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky stories you’ll have to tell after playing on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

StepKidsNoHouse4U

bad relationship, blended family, christmas dinner, death tax, demanding, Estate Planning, family, greedy, House, Inheritance, Jealousy, MONEY, parenting, Property, quit claim deed, Remarried, Resentment, Rude, selfish, step kids, StepKidsNoHouse4U

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2550
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6102
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a llama on a trampoline.

Imagine a world where you have to navigate through family drama, just like in real life. Build your dream house on a 3000 sqft plot of land, complete with a horse stable, hay barn, and even a garden shed. But beware, because your stepkids might try to steal it all when you’re not looking!

Join our server and experience the thrill of outsmarting greedy, selfish stepchildren who only care about money. Show them who’s boss by pulling off epic deeds like transferring ownership of your house to your youngest daughter. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a telenovela, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and chaos in the virtual world of Minecraft?

UnfckMyLife Minecraft SMP

CHANGE, fastest way, goal-setting, growth, life improvement, mental health, mindset shift, Minecraft, motivation, personal development, positive habits, productivity, progress, resilience, self help, self improvement, self-care, smp, success, transformation, UnfckMyLife, unfuck, well-being

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Towns Built:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to unfuck your life is by building the most epic base and flexing on all the other players. Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who will only grant you entry if you can out-build them in a build battle.

But that’s not all – there are secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie pigmen who are actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with. And if you manage to tame a wild chicken and ride it into battle, you will be crowned the Chicken King and have all the power in the world.

So if you’re ready to unfuck your life in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime.

CraftyCringeLand

changing tastes, CraftyCringeLand, Disappointment, disillusioned experiences, disillusionment, failed experiments, false expectations, misconceived preferences, misguided interests, misguided passions, misguided pursuits, misjudged hobbies, mistaken attractions, mistaken hobbies, mistaken interests, surprising aversions, surprising disappointments, unanticipated turn-offs, unexpected dislikes, unexpected letdowns, unfulfilled desires

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7845	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Emeralds Found:	3834	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	169	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Void Armor Forged:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Have you ever thought you were into knitting, but then realized you were actually terrible at it and kept accidentally stabbing yourself with the needles? Well, if you’re looking for a new hobby that won’t result in any injuries (hopefully), then you should join our Minecraft server!

Our server is like a magical land where unicorns frolic, dragons breathe fire, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. We have epic quests that will challenge even the bravest of players, like finding the legendary diamond sword of doom or rescuing the princess from the evil clutches of a giant slime.

But that’s not all! We also have a built-in karaoke feature where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Baby Shark” or “Despacito”. And if you’re feeling competitive, we host weekly building competitions where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (not redeemable in real life, sorry).

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for pixelated sword fighting or building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. The possibilities are endless!

GazaCraft: No Need to Lecture!

Anwar, Conflict Resolution, Democracy, gaza conflict, GazaCraft, global politics, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, islamic world, Lecture, Malaysia, Malaysian PM, Media bias, media narratives, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, political rhetoric, Propaganda, skewing, West

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Buildings Constructed:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we build giant sand castles in Gaza! Malaysian PM Anwar said it’s da bomb, so you know it’s legit! We don’t need no lectures on democracy or human rights, we just wanna have fun and blow stuff up! Join now and let’s show the West how we do it in da Islamic world! #GazaGang #SandCastleSquad #AnwarApproved