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CraftyCreeperCocktails

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Magic Items Found:	3845
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness Biden sucking cock… wait, what? Just kidding! That’s not actually happening on our server (we promise), but we do have some crazy shenanigans that will make you laugh until you cry.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of killer chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature who roams the land causing chaos and confusion wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to track him down and uncover the truth behind his existence?

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you’ll never forget. Just remember, Biden may not be sucking cock here, but the fun and craziness never stop!

MissileMayhemMC

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, military strategy, missile strikes, MissileMayhemMC, NATO involvement, peace negotiations, political leadership, russia, strikes, Ukraine, us missiles, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23

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KelseyCrossing

Cross-Play, gaming community family-friendly survival creative PVP adventure exploration minigames mods multiplayer roleplay economy building crafting fantasy sandbox pixel art redstone dungeons., Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2699
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

KelseyCrossings Family Friendly Paper Minecraft server. Join today! https://www.twitch.tv/kelseycrossing

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Realms of Craftopia

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2727
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

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Enival: Where trust is earned through Minecraft skills, not just bribing the owner for whitelist access! Pure fun ahead!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod for more interactive gameplay.
Nice community	A small, chill community to hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires an application to join.
Smooth gameplay	Quality of Life mods for a better experience.
Rules	Not many rules to keep the game fun.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival!

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join, you need to apply through the Discord link provided.
Are there any age restrictions?	There are no specific age restrictions, but we focus on creating a mature and respectful environment.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends after they have applied and been accepted into the whitelist.
Are there any banned items or actions?	We aim to keep the server friendly and fun, so certain actions like griefing or hacking are not allowed.
How often are events held on the server?	Events will be held regularly, and players can also suggest event ideas through the Discord server.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Backlash, banter, blocky, cancel culture, Communication, Concord director, controversy, criticism, digital communication, Director, entertainment industry, Listen, Minecraft, online presence, opinion, public relations, Server, social commentary, social media, talentless freaks, trending, tweet, twitter, viral

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	698
Gods Slained:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for talentless freaks and misfits alike! Our director may not get it, but who needs talent when you’ve got pure chaos and hilarity on your side? Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s as bonkers as a chicken riding a pig! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and show the world that being a freak has never been so awesome! 💥🐷🤪 #JoinTheMadness #MinecraftMayhem

Villains in Minecraft SMP: Nazis or Soviets?

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Farms Harvested:	767
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dimension Hops:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the villains are as crazy as a box of creepers on a sugar rush! Forget about your typical bad guys like nazis or Soviets, we’ve got villains that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe tremble!

Join our server if you want to face off against the evil Sheep Overlord, who commands an army of woolly warriors to take over the land. Or maybe you’d prefer to challenge the dreaded Chicken Mafia, who rule the underground chicken fighting ring with an iron beak.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has retired from terrorizing the realm and is now running a cozy bed and breakfast for weary travelers. And don’t even get us started on the mischievous Llama Bandits, who steal all the llamas in sight just for kicks.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you fight against villains that are more absurd than a pig riding a spider? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges in the blocky world!

CuddleCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Are you tired of being someone’s personal comfort blanket? Do you want to escape the drama and find some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any emotional baggage!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being dragged around in a car for hours every day to build someone else’s confidence. You can drive your own virtual car wherever you want, whenever you want, without any nagging or guilt trips!

Escape the real world drama and dive into a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from finding diamonds. Join our server now and leave the emotional baggage behind!

CreeperInLawsNoStay

accommodation preferences, baby’s well-being, Boundaries, Communication Issues, compromise, CreeperInLawsNoStay, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional distress, family dynamics, family relationships, in-laws, long-term solutions, marital conflict, motherhood challenges, parenting disagreements, privacy, Respect, visitation rules

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mines Excavated:	4964
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your in-laws’ visits? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous rules just like this poor soul’s life!

We promise that our server will have you questioning your sanity just like this poor woman who had her baby’s name approved by her in-laws. And if you think setting up a cot or car seat is bad for the baby, just wait until you see the crazy challenges we have in store for you!

But don’t worry, if things get too intense, you can always take your baby and move to your mom’s house just like this fed-up wife. And if your husband tells you to leave, just remember that our server will always welcome you with open arms (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today! Just be prepared for some serious family drama and maybe a few sleepless nights – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

BlockyBedBuddy

Affection, BEDROOM, BlockyBedBuddy, Communication, compliments, desire, dirty talk, emotional connection, FLIRTING, Intimacy, long-term relationships, love, Men, nicknames, Passion, relationships, romance, Sensuality, sex, Sweet nothings, turn-ons

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ores Mined:	8571

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t excite you anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and building castles made entirely of cheese! Plus, our friendly community will always be there to support you, whether you’re building a giant statue of a potato or trying to tame a herd of wild llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the wacky world of Minecraft!

Info Grazing Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Crops Grown:	2980
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who learned how to breakdance and became the king of the server. He threw the most epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. But then, the evil Ender Dragon tried to crash the party and steal all the diamonds. It was chaos, I tell ya! But don’t worry, we defeated that dragon with our epic building skills and teamwork. So come join us and be part of the craziest adventures ever! Plus, we have a secret underground disco where the zombies like to boogie down. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some epic memories together!