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CraftyButtsex: Where Minecraft Myths Meet Reality

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Void Gems Collected:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of people spreading rumors about the unnaturalness of gay buttsex? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a single video that debunks all those myths! Watch as two pixelated characters engage in buttsex and prove once and for all that it’s totally natural in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Join our server and receive a free pair of chuddies (that’s British slang for underwear, in case you didn’t know). These chuddies will protect your pixelated bits while you explore the vast and wacky world of our server.

So come on, join us and experience the true meaning of friendship and buttsex in Minecraft!

TaxCraft: French Lefties 90%

Coalition, economic reform, Economy, european politics, fiscal policy, France, French, Government, income inequality, left wing, lefties, policy, political agenda, Politics, progressive taxation, Rich, social justice, socialism, Tax, TaxCraft, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Votes:	8247
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

come join our minecraft server where we tax the rich 90% just like the left-wing French coalition wants to do! but don’t worry, we use the tax money to build giant statues of baguettes and berets all over the server. plus, our admin is a talking croissant who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can correctly pronounce “croissant” in a french accent. so come on down and join the fun, because who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by pastries and french politics?

CraftyDiaryAI

AI modeling, Artificial Intelligence, CraftyDiaryAI, data analysis, Diary, emotional well being, habit tracking, introspection, journaling, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-analysis, self-care, Self-expression, self-identity, Technology

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz we got AI models of EVERYONE who kept a diary. like, imagine logging on and seeing ur diary twin running around, mining and building like a pro. it’s like having a clone but in Minecraft form. plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where the villagers go wild every night. and don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. u gotta see it to believe it, so come join us and live out ur wildest Minecraft dreams!

MineCraftyMemes Server

ARRIVING, Chud, Country, culture clash, Diversity, elaborate, foreign influence, immigration, integration, liked, millions, MineCraftyMemes, nationalism, people, Phobia, Problem, Ruining, Server, social commentary, societal issues, Xenophobia, you

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually like their countries the way they are? Well, look no further because on our server, we welcome chaos and destruction with open arms! Join us and watch as millions of players from other countries flood in and completely ruin everything you’ve ever known and loved. It’s a phobia-inducing experience that will leave you questioning your sanity. So come on, join the madness and see just how messed up things can get!

RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, anti-bullying, discrimination, equality, hate crimes, Hate Speech, Homophobia, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ safety, Minecraft, minority rights, prejudice, RainbowCraft, Server, social justice, tolerance, violence

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Crops Grown:	4062	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the Endermen are waving rainbow flags! We believe in equality for all players, whether you’re a blocky builder or a pixelated PvPer. Plus, our community is so accepting that even the zombies are getting in touch with their feminine side! Join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience, where the only thing getting griefed is toxic behavior. So come on over and join the fun – after all, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the only thing getting destroyed is outdated stereotypes?

KidzKornerKhaos

apologies, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cousins, emotional intelligence, family, Frustration, god-siblings, Hints, KidzKornerKhaos, misunderstandings, parenting, ranting, relationships, Respect, responsibilities, social activities, spectrum, Understanding

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Animals Bred:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	958	Dragon Scales Harvested:	351
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	6903
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family obligations? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you forgetting all about your cousin drama.

Our server is filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a strict no-family-drama policy, so you can game in peace without any unexpected childcare responsibilities.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Who needs family drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft?

BlockyBizarre antics

abnormal behavior, Antics, bizarre actions, bizarre conduct, BlockyBizarre, eccentric behavior, eccentric habits, odd behavior, odd habits, outlandish behavior, peculiar actions, peculiar behavior, peculiar conduct, peculiar habits, public antics, quirky habits, strange actions, strange habits, unconventional behavior, unusual behavior, unusual habits, weird behavior

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	New Chunks Explored:	891630
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Potions Brewed:	100	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Have you ever seen someone walk around in public wearing a full-on chicken costume, clucking at people and pecking at the ground for imaginary worms? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and shenanigans where anything goes and normalcy is thrown out the window like yesterday’s leftovers. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a group of players reenacting the entire “Hamlet” play using only Minecraft emojis and interpretive dance. So why wait? Join now and embrace the madness!

CraftyDrunkHomeBound

addiction, alcoholism, balance, Benefits, best, Challenges, coping mechanisms, CraftyDrunkHomeBound, functional alcoholics, ISOLATION, Lifestyle, mental health, movement, productivity, remote work, Routine, self-care, stress, Struggles, work from home, WORST

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Void Armor Forged:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

join our epic minecraft server, where u can escape from ur boring work from home life and become a functional alcoholic in a virtual world! build ur own bar and serve pixelated drinks to ur blocky friends. forget about ur responsibilities and get lost in the world of minecraft madness. who needs a job when u can be a master builder and booze enthusiast all in one? come join us and let’s get drunk on creativity!

Minecraft Server: StormHeroesRIP

Blizzard, business decisions, Characters, Community, competitive, controversy, death, Decline, esports, Gaming, Heroes, Heroes of the Storm, Minecraft, MOBA, multiplayer, ONLINE, Player Base, Server, StormHeroesRIP, strategy, teamwork, Updates, video games

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Emeralds Found:	7627	Ores Mined:	7024
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Do you ever wonder why Heroes of the Storm died? It’s because all the heroes got tired of battling in the same old arenas and decided to start a new adventure in the blocky world of Minecraft! Join our server and witness epic battles between Thrall and Steve, watch as Diablo tries to mine diamonds, and see Nova take on creepers with her sniper rifle. Our server is so lit, even Arthas couldn’t resist joining in on the fun! So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest crossover event in gaming history!

PoleCraft Minecraft Server

Charity, clothing assistance., clothing charity, clothing donation, clothing donation programs, clothing donations, clothing exchange, clothing recycling, clothing redistribution, clothing reuse, cross-cultural understanding., Cultural differences, Giving, global perspective, international aid, Minecraft, old clothes, Pakistan, Poland, PoleCraft, secondhand clothes, Server, turkey

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you tired of boring old servers where Poland gets all the hand-me-downs? Well, look no further because on our server, Poland gets the royal treatment! We shower them with the finest diamonds and gold, while Turkey and Pakistan are left wondering why they didn’t get the memo. Join us for a wild ride filled with fashion faux pas and international intrigue. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret behind Poland’s fabulous wardrobe!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

awkward situations, Bisexual, blockbusters, close friends, clothes sharing, Communication, embarrassing moments, friendship, Highschool, judgmental friends, love, Minecraft, mutual friends, peer pressure, personal boundaries, relationships, self-doubt, Server, sibling love, Siblings, Social, social norms, strange looks

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can share clothes with your twin brother and say “I love you” without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a unique sibling bonding experience that will make your friends question their own relationships. We promise outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community that will make you feel right at home (or at least, at your twin’s home). So come on in and let the fun begin! Who needs normal when you can have extraordinary? Join now and show the world that sibling love knows no bounds!