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CraftyBitchAss Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, ai, ap english, AP exam, bitchass english teacher, chinese mom, CraftyBitchAss, Credit, cry, DEADLINE, essay, grading, high school, Minecraft, neck pillow, pass class, principals office, Rewrite, self esteem, Server, Zero

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of strict teachers accusing you of using AI to write your essays? Do you want a place where you can goof off and still get credit for your work? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be accused of is building too many diamond castles! Our server is a safe space for all students who need a break from the stress of school. Plus, our AI will never rat you out to the principal! So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because here, the only thing you’ll be failing at is not having enough fun!

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘/haha/ I Lava Myself’

51.81.62.131, Crafty, desuarchive, Edition, Groups, habits, haha, i hate myself, io, lava, lolz, Mega, Need You, party for the living, posscraft, posshouse, pray for the dead, see through, Server, steamcommunity, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	475
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Magic Items Found:	1892
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a place where the dead pray and the living party? Look no further than our server, where we have a posshouse that is so posh, even the creepers wear top hats!

Join us and experience the ultimate editionpray for the dead event, where skeletons dance to disco music and zombies do the thriller dance. And don’t miss out on our party for the living, where villagers breakdance and pigs wear sunglasses.

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has joined our Habits support group. And if you’re looking for a crazy adventure, come visit our posscraft world where the grass is neon pink and the trees are made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 and let the madness begin!

CubicBox

PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Cubic box pvp we offer: ———— cool ranks ● mini worlds ● good spawn ● big box for fighting ● daily crates ● crates ● fishing ● daily keyall ● leaderboards ● ————–

s1.servers.fun:30109

SiteB SMP

active members, Adults, blossoming community, Builders, classic, Discord, friendly players, hermitcraft, leisurely play style, Mature, Memories, new world, proud world, PvE, relaxed atmosphere, Roleplay, Small Community, Survival, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4572
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Ores Mined:	6584	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Votes:	1823	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	6566	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

A vanilla 1.20.4 survival Minecraft server for adults. Enjoy a mature, small friendly community similar to HermitCraft. Join the whitelist today!

Apply on our website: https://siteb.xyz/join Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/ysYqTb8Eg6

Our simple vanilla server re‑lives the classic era of Minecraft. Made for those who enjoy a laid‑back, leisurely play style. We have a relaxed, mature atmosphere where people can build, share and explore together. Our goal is to cultivate a world packed with great memories. A world that players are proud of!

SiteB is a dedicated whitelisted community server full of awesome builders and friendly players. We’re just launching a new world and are now open to new applicants! We’re looking for active, mature members who want to meet new people and be part of a blossoming community through our Discord and through Minecraft.

mc.siteb.xyz:25464

Call Of Crafting

Builders, Builds, Call Of Crafting, Creators, Credit, Cultures, donation free, Invest more, java, Jobs, MCMMO, Minecraft, Protected Spawn, SE world, Server, Server potential, Super-Earth, Survival, Towny, Towny Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Totally Survival. Protected Spawn.

Part of this Server is dedicated to the 1 Server that made me fall in love with Minecraft, “Super-Earth”I have been lucky enough to be given a copy of Super-earth’s world, So I have added some builds from SE…. Credit of the builds from SE it to the creators, I in no way claim I built some of the builds from the SE world.

We are a Towny server Donation Free at this point. We are all 1 rank…. Builders. If the server shows potential, I will invest more.

Additional NotesSurvival, JAVA, mcMMO, Job’s, Towny, Cultures, and more !!!!

CallOfCrafting.connectminecraft.com:26005

LOKO Redneck’s Crazy Craft Server

BBC porn, BLAM, Cleetus Mcdonalds, Craft, crazy, DORITOS, Loko, my name, no me mates, Por favor, rednecks, senor loko redneck, Server, Small pinkish dick

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious moments and outrageous adventures.

Ever wanted to team up with a redneck named Cleetus McDonalds Doritos who has a small pinkish dick and a love for BBC porn? Well, now’s your chance! Watch out though, he’s trigger-happy and might just shoot you if you don’t join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wacky characters like senor loko redneck who will keep you on your toes with his unpredictable antics. Will you survive the chaos and come out on top?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected!

Stinky Steve’s LOLcraft Server

bad smell, disagreeable, dislike, displeasing, distasteful, foul odor, gross, Kek, LolCraft, long trail, nauseating, not good, offensive, repugnant, Repulsive, revolting, Server, Steves, STINKY, Tag, this guy stinks, unimpressed, Unpleasant, yucky

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	364
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Ores Mined:	6576	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Endless Night Skies:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Are you tired of boring, smelly Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so fresh and clean, even this guy KEK agrees that it stinks! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to join in on the fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Rede Ancestral

Adventure, Ancestral Network, Coming Soon, Community, Discord, Earth, Economy, Exploration, FANTASY, imagination, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minecraft, minecraft server, multiplayer, online gaming, open world, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Store, Survival, Survival Games, survival server, Unique Systems, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Farms Harvested:	860
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

REDE ANCESTRAL

Hello adventurer! How are you? Are you looking for a Minecraft Survival server with unique systems and more? I present to you the Ancestral Network A server where the only limit is your imagination

Information:

Ip: survivalancestral.syrtex.com.br Store: coming soon Discord: https://discord.gg/2YbVZAyN

Anxiously, Directory

survivalancestral.syrtex.com.br:25583

Age Of Sauron – Playground

1.20.4, Age Of Sauron, Bedwars, Challenging, Community, Creativeplots, Easyhc, Economy, Enchanting, Factions, Minecraft, Modded, Playground, PvP, PvPZone, Raiding, Server, Siege Engines, Skyblock, Skywars, Storm of War, WARFARE

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Welcome to Age of Sauron – Playground, officially open!

Created by the Age of Sauron staff, we would like to welcome you server for our community and beyond, on 1.20.4 version. If you feel stagnant on 1.7, weighted by heavily modded servers, or would try something out of ordinary while getting to know our wonderful community, we may have something just for you. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Factions gameplay with unique elements – Storm of War – A much upgraded factions gameplay featuring faction monument system, faction role and questline, complete custom terrain and monuments, expansion of enchanting, technological progress system, expanded siege engines and weaponry system that players would feel right at home to our 1.7 server – EasyHC – Are you looking for a more challenging gameplay and wish not to spend time investing in the technological progress and unlocking weaponry, in the EasyHC you will find all the features of Storm of War, while presenting a much more PvP-competitive focus. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Additional modes, some more or less well known leisure modes present around on many minecraft servers, however all with their unique and distinct feeling to what can be expected – CreativePlots – BedWars – PvPZone – Skyblock – SkyWars

45.143.196.93:25575

Welcome to SlickMC, where even the creepers wear sunglasses!

base, Battles, Bosses, Classes, CREEPERS, Custom, Demon, Dwarf, Generated, Items, kitten, Lore, Minecraft, Nations, player, Races, Server, SlickMC, smp, Staff, sunglasses, Towny, wear, worlds

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7083

SlickMC Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Custom generated worlds with lore and custom items and bosses
Races and classes system
Towny nations and towns system
Dedicated staff and player base

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the IP address of the server?	slickmc.com
What is the Bedrock port for the server?	40138
What kind of worlds are generated in the server?	Custom worlds with lore, custom items, and bosses
Can players choose different races and classes?	Yes, players can be dwarves, demons, kittens, and more
Is there a PvP system in place for towns and nations?	Yes, Towny nations and towns can fight agreed upon battles

ZMinecraft VS Hypixel

Adventure, Anarchy, building, challenge, Community, Competition, cooperation, Creative, Customization, discovery, Economy, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, MCMMO, Minigames, multiplayer, Prison, Progression, PvP, Rewards, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3083
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
High player population	Limited game modes
Unique minigames	Can be overwhelming for new players
Frequent updates and events	Pay-to-win elements

ZMinecraft

Pros	Cons
Server supports both premium and non-premium users	May have less players compared to Hypixel
Offers a variety of game modes such as Survival OP, Prison OP, Oneblock, FullPvP, and Survival Vanilla	May not have as frequent updates as Hypixel
Survival Keep Inventory feature	May not have as many unique minigames as Hypixel

FAQ

Is Hypixel or ZMinecraft better for new players?

Answer: ZMinecraft may be better for new players due to the variety of game modes and the option for both premium and non-premium users to join.

Which server has more active players, Hypixel or ZMinecraft?

Answer: Hypixel typically has a higher player population compared to ZMinecraft.

Are there pay-to-win elements in ZMinecraft?

Answer: ZMinecraft does not have pay-to-win elements, making it a more balanced gameplay experience for all players.

Which server has more frequent updates and events?

Answer: Hypixel tends to have more frequent updates and events compared to ZMinecraft.