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BragCraft – No One Cares!

Boasting, BragCraft, bragging, Cares, hidden talents, humble brag, insignificant achievements, irrelevant bragging, overlooked skills, personal achievements, self-promotion, Special Skills, unacknowledged accomplishments, unappreciated talents, uncelebrated talents, uncommon talents, underrated abilities, unimportant accomplishments, unimpressive skills, unique talents, unnoticed abilities, unrecognized achievements

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1590
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to brag about having a pet llama that can breakdance, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil villagers with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of sassy Endermen.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and brag about all the ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll have? Trust us, no one will care about your basic builds anymore once they hear about the epic tales from our server!

Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
New Chunks Explored:	130931	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

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ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Emeralds Found:	740	Zombie Dances:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Star Shards Collected:	207
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	1346
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4138
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2178
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4906
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Crops Grown:	4189	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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