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The PastaCrafters Minecraft SMP

character creation, Community, COSPLAY, costume design, cultural appropriation, cultural exchange, cultural immersion, FANTASY, Gaming, historical reenactment, identity exploration, immersive experience, interactive experience, ITALIANS, larp, live Action Role Play, Minecraft, new worlders, PastaCrafters, role playing, simulation, smp, storytelling

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Buildings Constructed:	27	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where all the new worlders are required to larp as Italians! Why, you ask? Well, because we believe that pasta and pizza are the true keys to success in Minecraft. Plus, who wouldn’t want to roleplay as a pasta-loving, pizza-eating Italian mobster while building epic structures and battling creepers?

Join us for epic mobster turf wars where the winner gets to claim the best pizza joint in town. Or how about a spaghetti eating contest to see who can shovel down the most noodles before getting a food coma? And don’t even get us started on the epic quest to find the legendary meatball of power hidden deep within the mines.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner Italian mobster for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Mangia mangia! 🍝🍕

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

advice, Anon, Anonymity, choose one, Community, decision, Decision making, digital communication, Dilemma, forum discussion, internet culture, Minecraft, online forum, online interaction, Options, PALS, peer pressure, PIXEL, r9k, Server, social media, Support, tough choices, user engagement

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

3. We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potatoes for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of spud-tacular power?

4. Our server is home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out rainbow-colored wool. It’s like a unicorn, but fluffier!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember, you can only choose one anon…

Holomem Mama Minecraft SMP

balancing work and family, career, Company, company policies, family, family-friendly workplace, Fatherhood, holomem, holomems, Kids, MAMA, maternity leave, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenthood, parenting at work, paternity leave, Pregnancy, smp, work and kids, work and pregnancy, work-life balance, Working, working parents

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the rumors swirling around our players! Join us if you want to be part of a community where holomems have been known to get pregnant and have kids while working on their epic creations. Who needs maternity leave when you can just build a nursery in your virtual world? And don’t worry, the babies are all pixelated so they won’t keep you up at night crying. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! (Disclaimer: No actual holomems were harmed in the making of this server)

No More Fanservice Minecraft Server

Anime, anime fans, anime industry, Censorship, content control, control, Entertainment, fan expectations, Fan Service, fanservice, list, long tail, Media, Minecraft, no more, regulations, restrictions, Server, Sorry., tags, television

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of being bombarded with fanservice in every anime you watch? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have taken control of all anime and banned fanservice for good! No more awkward moments with your parents walking in at the wrong time – just wholesome, family-friendly content all day, every day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing Endermen, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Nyan Cat, spreading joy and rainbows wherever it goes.

Join us on our server and experience a world where anime is pure, mobs are wild, and the adventures are endless. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Kino Minecraft SMP FF8 Intro Zoomers

Cinematic, classic, ff8, Final Fantasy, Gaming, generation gap, graphics, iconic, INTRO, Kino, long tail, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PlayStation, Retro, Rinoa, RPG, smp, Squall, storytelling, video games, zoomers

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
New Chunks Explored:	905903	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of Justin Bieber out of diamond blocks, and engaging in intense dance battles with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FF8 intro appreciation society, where we gather to discuss the finer points of Squall’s hair and Rinoa’s fashion choices. Zoomers may never understand, but we know that the FF8 intro is the pinnacle of cinematic achievement.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your most outrageous ideas, because on our server, anything goes!

BreadSRV

bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Discord Linking, Enchant, Friendly, Geyser, Homes, max enchant level, Minecraft, non roleplay, Plugins, rules, Server, Small, Storyline, Survival, uberenchant

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5526
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

A small, friendly community. There are a few plugins on the server like discord linking, geyser for bedrock, a homes plugin (/home) and uberenchant (max enchant level is 10 in rules.) There is also a small NON ROLEPLAY storyline taking place here.

Join the discord to read the rules.

213.239.198.168:31496

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Cumming, Minecraft, Paradise, PIXEL, prostate awareness, prostate cancer, prostate cancer myths, prostate checkup, prostate concerns, prostate discomfort, prostate discomfort at night, prostate examination, prostate gland, prostate health, prostate health tips, prostate inflammation, prostate issues, prostate pain, prostate pain relief, prostate problems, prostate symptoms, prostate treatment, Server, sexual health

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with prostate pain and not being able to win at life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

Our server is so epic, it’s been known to cure prostate pain with just one click of the mouse. That’s right, forget about doctors and medications, all you need is a little bit of blocky fun to make that pain disappear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to have magical powers that can make you cum so hard, you’ll wake up the whole neighborhood at 3 am. Who needs sleep when you can have a prostate-pleasing, cum-inducing adventure right at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen. Prostate pain, prostate cancer, who cares when you’re having this much fun?

No Japanese Cuties in My Minecraft SMP

cultural barriers, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, Cuties, foreign partners, global relationships, international dating, japanese, Japanese cuties, Loneliness, longing, love, Marriage, marriage prospects, Minecraft, relationships, romantic ideals, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, traditional values, Virgin

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	4372	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Are you tired of being a lonely virgin because there are no Japanese cuties in your country to marry? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a whole village of Japanese cuties just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet! Join us and find your true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a creeper as wingmen? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love and adventure in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start your journey to happily ever after…or at least until someone steals your diamonds.

Why Not? Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	6272
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Why, you ask? Because on our server, the pigs have laser eyes and the chickens can summon tornadoes with their clucks. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll here. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

CraftyCrafter – Minecraft SMP

2024.., Achievement Diary, Communication, Competition, CraftyCrafter, Diaries, fart cc, guardians of the rift, Info, leagues V, Minecraft, new player, old school runescape, oldschoolrs, Optimal quest guide, Quests, royal titans, skilling competition, smp, standings, TempleOSRS, twitter, Website, Wiki

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27

Welcome to the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Legend has it that those who conquer the dungeon will be granted unlimited diamonds for eternity. Sounds too good to be true? Well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Guardians of the Rift, a group of mystical creatures who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And don’t even get me started on the Royal Titans – they’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but with even cooler powers.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!