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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 1430 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 142 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3166 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 7671 |
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